What kinda bug is this and how fucked am i

What kinda bug is this and how fucked am i

help

Bedbug. Your fucked.

seriously?

For reals.

lime disease your fucked

Bedbug, Seeing one means you have HUNDREDS

that diabetes you are fucked op

FUCK
THIS PARTY SUCKS

That's a adult bed bug there will be hundreds of babies you can't see, GL mate call a exterminator

Oh, yeah. You're dead.

It's a cursed one
Your fields will be dry and your wife will give birth to a witch

I had bedbugs. Shitty landlord lied to me. Had to throw out all my furniture, basically all my soft items. Still almost carried some with me to a new place. Found a live one in a shirt pocket.

It's a Scoliosis bug. You now have contracted Scoliosis.

If it is bedbugs, set fire to your house.

Catrepilar

OP LISTEN UP.

If they are bed bugs you don't have to dish out $$$ on an exterminator right away. Throw all your sheets, clothes, anything you can in the dryer (not washer).

Invest in a couple cans of bed bug spray and DIATOMACEOUS EARTH (this is key).

Spray the fuck out of everything. Remove the cloth shit underneath your bedframe. Spray the wood supporter things. You will prob notice little black dots on the wood. This is bed bud shit. These fuckers love to live in little cracks in the wood. Again, spray everything. You will have to repeat the spraying for a week min, daily.

Where ever you can, sprinkle some diatom. earth. Leave it there as long as possible. This shit dries up the bed bugs and kills them. It has long term effects.

The combo of these two will do the trick.

I dont think its a bed bug. Flip it over so we can see what it looks like from the top.

It looks like a tick to me.

Nah 100% not a tick. I know them all too well and they dont look like that. Honestly it looks like a beetle to me. Very unlikely its a bedbug either.

are you the guy that posted a thread yesterday with a different bug on your bed?

not a bed bug. just a random little harmless bug