Ask forth your questions about the Google and I shall answer them.
Ask forth your questions about the Google and I shall answer them
Luis Martin
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Gavin Cooper
Are you gay
Hunter Allen
Why is their logo a pokeball?
Juan Harris
Can I see your benis
Cameron Walker
Negative, despite the extremely open policy about it.
Jacob Lewis
It was done as branding, easy to recognize.
Sorry, benis only available upon payment.
Lucas Harris
Why is Chrome so shitty?
Jace Cox
is world domination one of your objective?
Adam Gutierrez
Also dumping
Bentley Bennett
Shitty because lack of competition. If firefox would put up a fight it wouldnt be so lame.
Not mine, but of the owner Larry Page.
Xavier Diaz
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Logan Garcia
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Jordan Williams
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Adam Reyes
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Nolan Wood
how goes Google's AI program?
Austin Thomas
It doesn't. They currently use TensorFlow as their showing off of AI but it doesn't program yet.
Interestingly, TF can be used to create neural nets that create porn, but they don't publish that yet.
Carter Murphy
How did google acquire rights to use twitchs streaming over monetization patent? Also what is the most effective method of promotion of a YouTube channel by googles standards?
Cameron Russell
I'm a fucking spurg. "Monetization of streaming services" not streaming over monetization.
Gavin Bailey
>How did google acquire rights to use twitchs streaming over monetization patent? Also what is the most effective method of promotion of a YouTube channel by googles standards?
I don't know for the first one, I don't work on Youtube. Most effective is usually being clicked often in the Recommended videos section. People think this is advanced stuff, but its just a big linear regression problem.
Justin Stewart
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Cooper Thompson
What product are you working on?
William Rogers
contractor or full-time?
Charles Cook
I work on Google Cloud Infra.
Can't give more detail or colleagues could identify me.
Carson Morris
Fulltime. Contractors are treated as subhumans, despite being about as talented.
Jonathan Ramirez
sounds pretty cool. what languages do you do most of your daily work in? any interesting challenges?
Carter Rodriguez
Huh, my SEO management suites tell me otherwise.... but then again you said you didn't work on YT *Shrug* what's your opinions on the newer search results algorithm changes? It seems to hate porn searches now unless you specify the word "porn" or a website. That to keep kids safe?
Gavin Gonzalez
Talking about the goog not YT
Cameron Lopez
What do you make of this:
Eli Mitchell
I work in C++. Most mission critical stuff is in C++ so its a good position to be in.
Google hates porn because of advertisers and nothing else. Most companies don't want their ads shown on unsavory content.
Xavier Torres
When the fuck are you bringing Unity back you cunts.
Alexander Morgan
I like butts and I clicked that shit.
You mean the Ubuntu theme?
Michael Howard
>I work in C++
cool and good, I like C++, even though it's such a big language
Do you use a lot of the new stuff that they added in C++17 or C++14, or do you keep it closer to C-style?
What're your thoughts on Google's styleguides for C++?
And had you been writing in C++ for a while before you started using it in your job?
Jackson Carter
Yes, the Ubuntu theme. No, Unity Web Player
Samuel Edwards
Not the Googler, but all the browsers started dropping support for NPAPI shit because it was a massive security liability
Ain't ever gonna be readded, you got stuff like wasm and WebGL now
Evan Mitchell
> Do you use a lot of the new stuff that they added in C++17 or C++14, or do you keep it closer to C-style?
No, despite having several employees contribute to the C++ standard. Google is a big company, and takes a long time to upgrade. On my particular project we limit ourselves to C++11.
> What're your thoughts on Google's styleguides for C++?
Mostly don't care. It's pretty flexible, and having it makes even shitty programmers have to take heed.
> And had you been writing in C++ for a while before you started using it in your job?
Actually no, I was pure Java in school.
Owen Williams
Did you work at other places before Google?
And
>takes a long time to upgrade
Makes sense - I was at a place a year ago or so where they kept everyone on freaking Node 4.1.0 because they were worried about stability
Austin Ortiz
Alrighty, but why can't I have the option to risk it instead of playing my Unity Games on shitty fucking Firefox that crashes every 30 minutes...
Henry Hall
Sorry bruh, I don't do 3D Gfx. Flash is even turning their shit down.
Landon James
what do you really do with all the information logged from me google-ing "weird" search questions
Caleb Ross
try your luck with one of these: en.wikipedia.org
Xavier Collins
Wouldn't that mean a market is emerging for a porn based search engine? Like a trivago for porn?
Gabriel Foster
What is Google
Colton Peterson
Where is Moot, and does he miss us
Alexander Edwards
Do a barrel roll?
Jeremiah Reyes
Yes, I worked at my college's corporate branch on missile simulations (military contracts pays the bills).
>Makes sense - I was at a place a year ago or so where they kept everyone on freaking Node 4.1.0 because they were worried about stability
Google has a policy that whoever makes a change should not break anyone else. That means who ever has the most insane shit code gets to keep working, and language teams have to work around them. It's nuts.
Liam Edwards
Ah, thanks mate. Doubt I'll find anything that will top Unity-Chrome, but I'll try to find something.
Joshua Powell
I mean, ibsearch has you covered for most of the degenerate stuff, but I'm not sure porn in general is viable for a search engine
you'd need a really good tagging infrastructure
also, how would you get people to visit you in the first place?
Carter Stewart
>whoever makes a change should not break anyone else
So you can't deprecate internal APIs, for instance?
Owen Lewis
We use it to predict what ads to show you. Advertisers never see this data. If you delete your account, it will actually be deleted. Almost all the source code in Google is visible to everyone, so everyone can see if they were lying.
Yes, but because the original VP of ads was a woman (Susan Wojcicki) we will probably never have porn ads.
Google is a search engine made to answer any question you have.
I don't know. There were a lot of internal jokes about him, but so far it's radio silence.
I pressed Z or R twice.
Blake Williams
Do you have a doggo, and if so do you take him to work with you?
Liam Collins
You can, but you need to fix all existing users. Google uses Map reduce to massive update its code. Herculean tasks are possible. (switching everyone over to use smart pointers, for instance).
Dylan Morris
No, but they are common. They even have dog food in the microkitchens.
Mason Wood
What kind of jokes, share some Moot jokes
John Lopez
Google has an internal website called Memegen that is for sharing work related Pics that are usually sarcastic. People made jokes about moot taking over Memegen. They weren't very funny.
I think he's a product manager now.
Blake Torres
Why Google went full botnet after the nigger-CEO?
Lincoln Hall
any google hacks or easter eggs you can share
Ryder Turner
mother fuzzer
Daniel Evans
Nigger ceo Sundar Pichai has a fight with existing Nigger SVP Amit Singhal about if search should be based on AI or not. Amit lost and Sundar won. Those boxes that you see on Google search about random info (like how many calories are in cheesecake) are called one boxes and were originally made by humans. Now they are made by AI.
Adrian Anderson
Search for "zerg rush"
Yeah sorry. Being abducted into the corporate world makes you a loser.
Josiah Cruz
is goglel spyin me while i watch k-on
Noah Hernandez
yes, but they don't give a shit. You can be into the weirdest shit possible and they don't care. Very liberal company.
Samuel Wright
thats berty good have moar?
Dylan Ward
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Parker Ortiz
which words must one avoid to not become demonetized
Caleb Robinson
Working on cloud infrastructure...hmm sounds fun. On a scale from 1 to 10 how enjoyable is your job?
Cameron Brooks
Pretty unenjoyable. No data in my job, just code
Joseph Jones
when prompted on your wireless device to allow google access to your location, what do you do
Elijah Garcia
Is it owned by jews ?
Austin Perez
Firefox is a better & faster browser now hands down.
Say what you want, I used Chrome since launch until about 6 months ago.
November it's gonna be even faster.
Lucas Clark
TuuuurbbboooFaaaan?
Zachary Foster
Sorry, don't know. Just have good content, then you don't have anything to worry about.
I allow it. As long as I can see the source code, I allow.
No, Both cofounders are not Jewish.
Firefox really alienated me when it broke all the addons I wrote. Better is subjective, and Moz is having a harder time making that argument. Try using it on iDevices. FF sucks.
Isaiah Rivera
Why does their "Code of Conduct" say "Don't be evil" but they are evil as fuck?
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Hudson Bell
Sure you don't mean Servo?
Logan Johnson
Privacy/security is also top-notch.
Henry Hall
>Why does their "Code of Conduct" say "Don't be evil" but they are evil as fuck?
They aren't evil. Talk to some in real life and they are pretty cool.
Lucas Reed
I love that song.
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Nathaniel Garcia
You... know that FF is now owned by Yahoo, which has had the largest email hack in the history of the Internet?
Google, when given the choice of making money in China or keeping accounts private, chose to pack up shop. Find a CEO willing to turn his back on boatloads of cash.
Logan Powell
>They aren't evil.
Ooooook!
William Nelson
>Google, when given the choice of making money in China
Made fucking money.
>Google China ranked as the number 3 search engine in the People's Republic of China, after Baidu and Soso.com.
google.cn
Where's your evil god now?
Aiden Kelly
Not really sure how I can convince you, other than to say I was a tinfoil hat at one point too.
They'll be good as long as Larry Page is alive.
Adam Parker
There's no datacenter in China, none under the influence of PRC. Third place and last place are the same thing here. Not sure what more you want.
Ryan Gonzalez
>FF is now owned by Yahoo
>Google is pleading with Firefox users to stop using Yahoo
businessinsider.com
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, ouch.
Christian Gutierrez
Why is Google such a botnet?
Will we ever see Google-free Android phone?
Josiah Howard
>Firefox is better & faster
you say what?
t. firefox user
Tyler Anderson
>Will we ever see Google-free Android phone?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Lucas Ward
Business as usual? Don't see what pride is on the line. Browsers were languishing in 2008, Chrome lit a fire under everyone's ass. Chrome worked magnificently, even if you never used it.
All those FF users (myself include) still cause huge amounts of Adsense revenue.
Nicholas Cruz
Why does my chrome crash whenever I open a high quality image?
Aiden Lee
>Why does my chrome crash whenever I open a high quality image?
Are you running on 32 bit OS? Are the images larger than 32768 pixels in width or height?
Owen Morgan
>Chrome worked magnificently
Sure, when you strip everything out of a browser that makes them useful. Chrome now has a tone of features and add-ons and it runs like shit. Microsoft sucks as programming and FireFox had already reached that point when Chrome came out with no features. Now that they are on an even playing field, Chrome is a bloated tracking browser. Also, fuck Apple.
Also, also:
:Browsers were languishing in 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are an idiot.
Michael James
That's not Android you mong
Elijah Murphy
>Android
Android, by definition, is google. Your joke was bad and you should feel bad. SAGE
Benjamin Diaz
Ok, run Chromium. Still fast, none of the tracking. I do.
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look at any JS benchmarks at the time. No JIT, super slow. If anyone else is interested, download FireFox 3.0 and run the Sunspider benchmarks. Compare that to Chrome/Chromium. World of difference.
Austin Nguyen
>run Chromium.
>I do.
What a cock sucking bitch you are. I bet you believe Alex Jones and that 9/11 was an inside job.
Sebastian Howard
>download FireFox 3.0
Well, since FireFox is at 54.0.1, that make your bait stale.
Adrian Adams
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Xavier Howard
3.0 was top-of-the-line in 2008. I only bring it up because it was doubted that browsers were languishing. It's easy to say in retrospect that they got faster.
You're welcome to not believe. Run the benchmarks yourself and decide for yourself. The only person who will benefit is you.
Isaac Torres
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Ryan Nguyen
Anyways, suck a dick dumbshits.
Hope your retarded questions have been answered.
Joshua Sullivan
Does chrome really spy on me?
Jordan Bailey
noooo!