I've done many creepy things AMA

I've done many creepy things AMA.

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TELL US WHAT YOU DID, GREEN TEXT PREFERABLY

Here's one story

>be me
>used to have best friend growing up
>best friend had sister a year younger than us
>sister had laundry chute
>laundry chute went to downstairs bathroom where nobody lived
>always used that bathroom because panties
>put them on my head
>jacked off into them
>ate pubes from panties sometimes
>noticed when the panties started getting jucier
>came harder

This went on for about a decade. Then I turned 18 and moved away.

That's one example of creepy.

like what faggot?

Like here's another one

>be me in my 20s
>get drunk with brother in law's girlfriend
>wife's bro's gf
>unbuttoned her pants
>fingered her a little while she was sleeping
>cosby style
>came on a sock and draped it over her sleeping bare foot

people in town think im gay or bi due to a rumor of some incident 17 years ago. im never seen with a female but i have gotten laid and my first time was awful and im sure that girl heard shit.

how do i get over this? social life is non existant.

>ate pubes from panties sometimes
Pretty hot.

>eat the pubes
fuck, OP

Find someone to drink with, friendzone the shit outta yourself if you have to...convince them you're gay, its ok. Its for the cause.

Drink with them over and over, like a summer of drinking with them. Your social standing will go up, then you slip your fingers into one of their stinky pussies.

Try not to let them wake up, mine woke up a little. I said "hi" and went back to work. I think she remembers it ever day of her life, but whatever, she doesn't bring it up.

I'm going back to Sup Forums, fuck this.

The peculiar thing about this is that it's outrageous enough to even occur, yet it leans on the more plausible side of the spectrum.

Fetishes aside, you'd have to be some sort of Sam Fisher character to pull that shit off without getting caught.

lol
i read this in charlie sheens voice.

What's the creepiest??

I'm pretty sure I got caught.

She is just nice enough not to mention it so far, plus we were flirting a little sometimes off and on in a joking way. Drunk me decided I should put my fingers in that.

Tbh i kinda fingered her asshole a little on accident because there's not a lot of juice on a sleeping girl who doesn't expect sex.

This will take a minute to green text..

>me
>have fake facebook
>fake insta, snap, musically, so many fakes
>meet girl on cam site
>girl says she's 14
>probably 11
>introduces me to her friend
>also 14(11)
>look up their location and names
>find out gf's friend has dead mom, dead brother, and know her entire remaining family via obituary
>use dead family as an opening to talk to friend
>dating friend now
>trying to get pictures of that pussy with sob stories about how I lost my blah blah blah
>11 year old girl going through emotional crisis is dating me
>will soon, if plans go right, have pictures of that pussy that hasn't grown hair yet

oh yeah, she is really 11.

found out from her brother's instagram that I found via her youtube channel that was connected to her email address. she doesn't know that I know any of this.

Older than her oldest brother btw. She is actually 11.

Bump for stories

Suppose you are a dude. You meet two 11 year olds in a cam chat of sorts, they think you're 14 but you're really in your 30s.

You ask out one of them, but she's taken, so you ask out the other one. She breaks up with you because of distance.

Turns out girl 1 isn't taken because she's 11 and doesn't give a fuck about anyone other than herself. So you try to get those nudes.

She then turns you in to your ex-gf-from-yesterday about immediately asking for nudes. But you have a chat log of girl 1 offering you nudes because of your abs pictures that you are pretending are yours.

The next day girl 1 asks you why you asked girl 2 for her naked shower pictures. Turns out girl 1 deleted all of the chatlog, and offering me nudes. Girl 2 asks me for proof. I take screen shots and send them to girl 2 as proof that girl 1 told you to break up with me, then offered me nudes that I never got. But why is your friend doing this to us!?

I just broke up two friends with screenshots of girl 2 offering me nudes, and lying to girl 1 about any of it.

And all I wanted was to see boobs that aren't boobs.

>reddit

Double space looks better than single space, eat my ass fgt I have a spoon

So you're basicly just an asshole, who has a horrible life?

Holy shit, you're indeed a humongous faggot

tbh this shit sounds like some homo fantasy

>either way u gay kiddo

I can't deny it. I am a humongous faggot.

Here's another greentext

>went to cam site
>am fake guy
>become boyfriend girlfriend with girl
>ask her if she has ever felt tingly downstairs
>girl says yes
>sends me pictures of "vigina"
>cum fucking buckets

>eat my ass fgt I have a spoon

Thanks for the bump!

With this current case I found her live.me, that linked to her friend's live.me, which lead me to her friend's musically, which lead me to her musically, which lead me to her insta, which lead me to her brother's youtube, which lead me to their real last name. That lead me to search their names in google to find out that her mom and brother have died in the last few years. It also informed me she's 11 because earlier this year he said "This is my 11 year old sister so-and-so" and its not the fake name or age she gave me.

She lies. her friend lies. I spread lies between them to juggle loyalties in the interest of getting nudes.
Fuck.

Btw, being friends with 11 year olds is annoying. They might be hot in the pictures but to actually bait them and shit sucks because you have to talk to them.

Wtffffff

This entire thread is either really clever or actually psychotic

I wish I had the creativity to come up with these stories.

I once heard my brother in law banging out his girlfriend in the living room so I stood in the kitchen out of sight and fapped..he actually popped her cherry and I heard the gasp and it made me like diamonds.

That and the weird way you're telling/posting them

please post more OP, i find the fact of you posting those wicked looking pics of you with funny celebrity names filename along with the story to be hilarious in a sick way

This

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Why do u lie cunt.