How the fuck do musicians or bands continue to play well without fucking up drunk live??...

How the fuck do musicians or bands continue to play well without fucking up drunk live??? Ive heard the great peter steele drank 24 beers live at a show before.
>drank 4 beers and im already fucking up the minor penatonic scale
I want to become a master. Sort of like the drunken fist but it guitar style

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Somebody who is 6'8 can probably hold a lot more alcohol than you.

Practice it so many times that it's pretty much impossible to fuck it up.

he did fuck up shows, several times. he later regretted all of his antics and tried to undo all the selfharm and notoriety but it was too late.

Be like peter steele, but dont be like peter steele

If you play songs enough it just becomes muscle memory.
Particularly if you wrote it.

Did you see the legend live? Thats hilarious btw

tfw drunk as fuck and high on shrooms and playing in front of 300000 people and nearly a million more on PPV

>tfw you'll never be an 6'8'' alpha chad and fuck goth thots on a daily basis

fpbp

tfw the cocaine suddenly kicks in

Makes sense.... guess ill have to train harder like Ryu.. cuz 4 beers and im already giggly like an anime girl.... how many beers or shots does it take my Sup Forums bros to get drunk?

>tfw 8 shots of vodka and i'm barely feeling drunk

one beer.

Primarily because I haven't drank regularly in 8 years and lost a fuckton of weight,

>tfw no real motivation to work out
>tfw could be steele-lite
fuck depression man, it makes you so damned tired

Im at your level user... but can you take 13 shots become an ascensed drunk?

Damn bro thats pathetic.... its good that youve been sober but man the fuck up

4>2>1

Depression sucks anons but try your best to escape it. Because once you do, you reach GOD mode ... no BS i used to be a depressed shit

Proof or source of this?

>well that's about it, that's all we have. I hope it wasnt too disappointing. We will see you on tour, until then, take it easy.

TFW listened to this outro dozens of times, watched dozens of live clips on youtube, and then he fucking dies on me before I was old enough to start seeing shows on my own

How does a band fuck so bad hahah

Practice more. Also, practice drunk.

>drunk
more like nodding

All hardcore drug addicts have an "auto pilot" mode that kicks in when they have to do basic tasks to survive.

>tfw you play way better drunk

i've recorded myself and listened to it sober before retards say dumb shit

one night i had 15 shots of whiskey and i felt sober and had no hangover the next day

I think i died or something in an alternate universe, and it only made me mentally more fucked

>played bass in punk bands
>played piano in a jazz-prog fusion band
>is an alcoholic
not trying to brag, but unless i'm fucking sauced i can still play pretty well, guess i just have a good ear, knowing music theory, pentatonic scales, every other scale and chord structure, it really helps when you can't play a wrong note. normies will eat up your mistakes.

>tfw when you're a 6'8 beta who fucks a 5'2 alpha female regularly
height doesn't matter.

I drank a fifth of kraken in like 4 hours once. I don't recommend it.
It's just so goooood.

>tfw when you drink a 1/5 of vodka a day and still go to work and make music
not saying i'm good at either but it's not hard to be a functioning alcoholic, you just have to work up to it.

I think the most i've ever drank was when i first tried cpt reserve stock, fucking tasty shit

>tfw alcoholic post-rockstar dad who taught me to not be a dumbass with drugs and alcohol by teaching me how to get fucked up and not feel it the next day

alpha female isn't a thing
enjoy having midget children

your dad was a wise man

>alpha female isn't a thing
i've seen her beat the shit out of a guy that tried to touch her ass in a bar once, she didn't even need me. she's a scrappy bitch.

Evidently he didnt try to defend himself

didn't have time to, he got an elbow to the face real quick and got ktfo. should probably add she knows krav magra, and brazilian jujitsu.

they drink at rehearsals, so they have plenty of experience playing drunk when they go on stage. or they play their song so much it's basically a habit for them, so alcohol doesn't influence them

nice quads

this is probably the worst feel in earth

Genetics are weird, dude. My mom is a hairy 5'2" swarthy mountain dwarf, but I look like Judge Holden.
99% of men are weak faggots.
99% of women are insane.

>tfw you've never been in a that has this level of stage camaraderie

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my fiancé is insane but that's why we get eachother