Does anyone have any orange slices?

>Does anyone have any orange slices?

Not gonna lie. I laughed until I pissed myself, and then I continued laughing until security had to escort me out of the theater, but I couldn't make it to my car because I was laughing so hard that I collapsed in the parking lot and they had to call a paramedic and when they got there I was still laughing and he asked me my name and how I got there and who the president was but all I could manage to choke out through gritted teeth was, "does anyone have any orange slices?"

>Does anyone have any orange slices?

What did he mean by this? Literally, I have no idea the implication. How would orange slices help his aching? Did he have diabetes or something? Someone explain.

I don't get the joke

100% of Paul Rudd in that movie was hilarious. I agree.

>4 capeshit topics on the frontpage

Computer, load up Celery Man, please.

>stop talking about movies

are orange slices some american thing? i didnt get the joke

itt: fat asses that didnt play sports when they were younger

You're all nerds. In children's sports it was common to give out orange slices during breaks and half time for a quick boost of energy and some refreshment.

I play sports now so what.

I asked this question back when the movie was still running, because I also had no fucking idea what it was about. Apparently it's a joke that only affluent suburbanites would get; When white people take their kids to the park and make them pretend to play Baseball or Soccer, during their little breaks and after the game, they give them orange slices. When I was answered, I was called an idiot because I'd never experienced such a thing.

It's kind of cultural blind hole you see in shit like this. Like the kid in Iron-Man 3, born and raised in Tennessee, calling scratch-off lottery tickets "Scratchers." It's something a Californian understands instantly, and a Californian wrote the script, so, there. I mean, yeah, that's what they call them in California.

Not everyone gets a fucking orange slice after they run around to make their parents feel like they're doing something good for the world.

Any fan edits of this movie where the entire middle is removed
And also Zemo's plan is less idiotic?

So what did you inner city "youths" do in between your games of "hoops" or "slangin"?

Being a yuropoor, it's completely understandable that I didn't get this reference up until today. Murrica isn't the center of the world, friend.

Well, considering that I grew up in the woods along the Gulf Coast, I wouldn't know.

I'm Australian, and we did this every game of aussie rules football. Maybe you're just nerds.

Paul Rudd was literally LITERALLY the glue holding that movie together.

It's almost as if superhero movies were the biggest subgenre of movies right now and this was a board about movies.

>Not everyone gets a fucking orange slice after they run around to make their parents feel like they're doing something good for the world.

What happened between you and your parents Jamal?

Same. Except I played rugby and not that pussy shit aussie rules

'Straya bringing the heat.

No, he wasn't. I agree he was the best thing in it but he wasn't the glue. Actually Tony Stark was. It's the first time since the first Iron Man where tony is a good character and RDJ is bearable to watch.

>ywn be such a fat shut in that you dont understand why he asked for orange slices

feels good man

>You now remember using orange slices for a mouthguard in the second half

>Robert "phone it in" Downey Jr.
>good

Kill yo' self RT

That's exactly why he was good. This is the first time since IM1 where he didn't phone it in. He even said that in interviews.

Tony Stark didn't have any meaningful character arc in the iron man movies post IM1. In CA:CW he is the only character in the movie along with T'challa to have an arc. Downey Jr.'s perfomance was also very touching and he was actually acting for the first time in ages in those movies.

He literally said in an interview that he didn't play Tony Stark like that since the first Iron Man and what the Russos were doing with the character felt like what he and Favreau were going for back then.

Yes but he still did his usual "why am I still here" performance

Makes me wish they went with Tom Cruise. As much as I liked first iron man we wouldn't have gotten stuck with RDJ half assed acting in ever other movie

Oh, you're gonna have to take this into the shop

In Euroslavia we had water during sports and ate a meal at home afterwards. No wonder Americans, Australians and New Zealanders are so fat when you're fed sugar constantly. A hamburger afterwards, for mommy's good little boy, right?

He couldn't say banana because that would have been too goofy. He couldn't say candy because fitness freaks would have complained on the internet for the next decade. Peta would have been upset if he mentioned any meat.

SO! After careful thought the writers, and producers with study teams narrowed it down to an orange.

You all thinking I'm joking? But am I?

He could have said: "snickers", but people would have complained about product placement.

Tomcat would probably ask for big bucks, but rightfully so.

3rd worlder detected,

0/livable

So you're upset you had a shitty childhood or...what?

You don't like him because he is normal white guy, don't lie.
Normal people, and hipsters like him. You're jealous and dislike most everything. Go back to Sup Forums.

Kek, I thought it was some reference in the solo Ant-Man film that I just couldn't remember.

It's such an awkward / out of place joke.

but that guy suggested Tom Cruise who is also a normal white guy

your post doesn't make any sense why would Sup Forums dislike a normal white guy

Why did his suit become bulletproof when he was big?

>mfw Ausfag
>mfw I used to get orange slices during breaks of soccer games and a hot dog after it

Simple times man.

>Watch the BvS extended cut at the behest of you autists
>Get to the death of Bruce's parents scene

>Young Bruce and parents walk out of theater, having just seen the EPIC new dark, gritty take on the Jungle Book
>a man steps out of the shadows with a gun
>"Give me everything you got."
>Father Wayne steps in front of family
>"The only thing you're getting is a trip to the hospital, fist class!"
>Father Wayne goes for a punch, gets shot
>"Ack, does anyone have any orange slices?"
>Mother Wayne tries to get the gun from robber
>Gun gets caught on the string of pearls, causing the string to snap as she gets shot as well
>"Hey, those were my grandma's pearls! You're paying for those!"

Why is it so prominent, is it an American thing? What does it even fucking mean?

>Tom Cruise who is also a NORMAL white guy
>crazy manic Scientologist freak
>Scientologist slaves kiss his ass daily
>Is a puppet for Scientologists

Are you serious? I honestly do not know if you're trolling.

That's probably amerifat thing.

Scientology is perfectly normal.

What was wrong with his plan?

I've played sports all my life and have never heard of this.

Alrighty Scientology, NOTHING can withstand lava, not even your alien God.
Please promote your propaganda elsewhere.

But Tom Cruise has reached a level high enough to have actual superpowers.

Britfag here, oranges at 'half time' during a sporting event - football match for example - is a pretty traditional and well known thing.

This isn't just some obscure American reference.

i think because of the increase in mass

But his mass should stay the same, what the hell.

Tom would have made iron man 3 pure capekino because he wouldn't half ass his performance

>tfw I played sports as a kid but never got orange slices at half time

yeah same
i didn't get the joke either until just now
then maybe because he was bigger, so more surface area=less damage?

L Ron Hubbard was a shitty science fiction writer trying to make more money by selling his stories as a religion. The is NOTHING normal or useful about Scientology but praying on the weak minded, and making money for itself..

I'm Canadian and we only had water. It's the first time I hear about orange slices.

>the movies following this logic at any point

Yeah nah they ditch this shit in the first movie, i.e. Pym has a shrunken tank and car which he can carry around on a key ring.

Also something that generally needs to be accepted in capeshit movies is that somehow super heroes of varying strength levels somehow inherently know that they're not using enough force to kill someone.

Like when Captain dropped that airport carrier thing on Spider-Man kek.

This single scene is better than the entire of BvS

It's pretty useful and normal for a sociopath like Hubbard to use Scientology that way.

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I don't see how that's a celery?

Dr. Pavel, is she with you?

True. That is probably the only normal aspect of it; the creator's potency for lies from greed.

> being this fucking bitter

Jesus weeps for your life. I don't get the references either but im glad the writers put them in, it makes the characters real. Rather than focus group testing it into bland oblivion.

>Murrica isn't the center of the world, friend

>being this jealous

I'm partial to "SOMETHING FLEW IN ME!"

I thought she was Witt, yo.

Can you kick up the, uh, 4d3d3d3?

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My theater cracked up the most at
>GET OFF ME

Load program: OYSTER

This. When I was a kid, we would be given orange slices when we had a break during our soccer matches. Good times

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>using California slang in non-California places makes characters real

??????????

CAN I GET A PRINTOUT OF OYSTER SMILING?

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Tony Stark

> Im a maverick weapons designer who no-one can control and i will fight in court to stop iron man being used by the US government

> What's that? An initiative to reign in all the avengers under the government? Sign me up!!

The shoehorning in of justification by having some michael brown shit was just awful

It's almost like there were movies between IM2 and Civil War that might've helped you understand why Tony's character changed this much.

> Paul, I have a new program I've been working on. Would you like to see it?

The black kid thing never made sense to me, why is the mom blaming him for the kid's death?

Why, because Iron Man didn't personally save him? Or because she blames him for making Ultron and causing the kid's death?

The first reason is fucking stupid for obvious reasons, and the second reason she would have literally no way of knowing he created Ultron since it happened in secret. I doubt even like, the government, knows he created Ultron.

I like to pretend she was just a figment of his imagination.

Never happed to me or anyone else I know, and I was into all kind of tem sports when I was a kid/teen.

So did I, and we had orange slices during/after soccer.

I'd like to point out that OP asked this several days ago and got the same answers.

But RDJ is Jewish. That's just as weird as Scientology

Just like all the start of CW. It literally makes no sense that anyone is angry at the heroes or that they feel guilty, for every one person that dies in collateral damage they have literally saved everyone on earth.

I played soccer for years when I was in middle school and in high school. I never got any slices.

> Avengers 2 is literally the only relevant one and even then its made a point that he doesnt learn his lesson and makes vision.

>Not everyone gets a fucking orange slice after they run around to make their parents feel like they're doing something good for the world.

Boy you're so oppressed. I bet you need a safe space with toys to get over the hurt you're feeling right now.

>It's kind of cultural blind hole you see in shit like this

Do you realize the majority of media is an american cultural reference? And that most people are not american?

Somehow the world deals with watching these movies without having had a PB&J sandwich or pledged allegiance to the flag.

Maybe they should whine more so that Hollywood includes more baguette references for the French and a bongo drum solo for the Africans in the audience.

>Tony Stark is a massive hypocrite
Yes.

Ok

ITT: people pretending that they got the orange slice joke because they "did sports" as kids

its not even the reason you fucking idiots. It's like when people with low blood sugar carry around candy. It's not because "little league orange slices"
Fucking fat neckbeard capeshit faggot

So you're saying Antman's got the beetus?

>Jewish. That's just as weird as Scientology

Not really. Scientology actually houses (imprisons) people to work as dirt poor slaves, to treat celebrities like royalty, as in actually serve them as if kings, and queens.
Judaism has its weird shit too, but Scientology as practice is far beyond in the realm of insanity. Recording the followers, and using their confessions as blackmail. That's just the tip, but it is leaps, and bounds above the rest.

Same we'd bite down on rhe wedges and smile each other with big orange rinds in our mouths. Those were simpler more carefree days user.

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Jews have convinced the whole world that mutilating the penis of your baby is an acceptable practice. Scientologists don't have that kind of sway.
Yet.

Circumcision is also a practice of Christians, and other religions which like a lot of things, was used as an argument against possible infection. It was done as tradition passed on. I still see that as different from willfully enslaving people, and using direct intimidation.

>also a practice of Christians
Like I said, they've convinced the whole world. Including you, apparently. Good goy, good goy.

You're assuming passing on traditions is the same as willful intimidation.
There is a difference, and your temper is proof.

How many millions of men are mutilated a year because of the religious practice of circumcision? Scientology can't match this kind of thing with the number of followers their church actually has.