Not gonna lie. I laughed until I pissed myself, and then I continued laughing until security had to escort me out of the theater, but I couldn't make it to my car because I was laughing so hard that I collapsed in the parking lot and they had to call a paramedic and when they got there I was still laughing and he asked me my name and how I got there and who the president was but all I could manage to choke out through gritted teeth was, "does anyone have any orange slices?"
Caleb Lopez
>Does anyone have any orange slices?
What did he mean by this? Literally, I have no idea the implication. How would orange slices help his aching? Did he have diabetes or something? Someone explain.
Nathan Brown
I don't get the joke
Ryan Gonzalez
100% of Paul Rudd in that movie was hilarious. I agree.
Luis Parker
>4 capeshit topics on the frontpage
Alexander Bell
Computer, load up Celery Man, please.
Hudson Walker
>stop talking about movies
Brody Wood
are orange slices some american thing? i didnt get the joke
Blake Williams
itt: fat asses that didnt play sports when they were younger
Christopher Torres
You're all nerds. In children's sports it was common to give out orange slices during breaks and half time for a quick boost of energy and some refreshment.
Jacob Jenkins
I play sports now so what.
Mason Jackson
I asked this question back when the movie was still running, because I also had no fucking idea what it was about. Apparently it's a joke that only affluent suburbanites would get; When white people take their kids to the park and make them pretend to play Baseball or Soccer, during their little breaks and after the game, they give them orange slices. When I was answered, I was called an idiot because I'd never experienced such a thing.
It's kind of cultural blind hole you see in shit like this. Like the kid in Iron-Man 3, born and raised in Tennessee, calling scratch-off lottery tickets "Scratchers." It's something a Californian understands instantly, and a Californian wrote the script, so, there. I mean, yeah, that's what they call them in California.
Not everyone gets a fucking orange slice after they run around to make their parents feel like they're doing something good for the world.
Jackson Hill
Any fan edits of this movie where the entire middle is removed And also Zemo's plan is less idiotic?
Matthew Wright
So what did you inner city "youths" do in between your games of "hoops" or "slangin"?
Adam James
Being a yuropoor, it's completely understandable that I didn't get this reference up until today. Murrica isn't the center of the world, friend.
Dominic Allen
Well, considering that I grew up in the woods along the Gulf Coast, I wouldn't know.
Jason Bennett
I'm Australian, and we did this every game of aussie rules football. Maybe you're just nerds.
Austin Brooks
Paul Rudd was literally LITERALLY the glue holding that movie together.
Mason Thomas
It's almost as if superhero movies were the biggest subgenre of movies right now and this was a board about movies.
Kayden Morris
>Not everyone gets a fucking orange slice after they run around to make their parents feel like they're doing something good for the world.
What happened between you and your parents Jamal?
Same. Except I played rugby and not that pussy shit aussie rules
Jordan Campbell
'Straya bringing the heat.
Luis Peterson
No, he wasn't. I agree he was the best thing in it but he wasn't the glue. Actually Tony Stark was. It's the first time since the first Iron Man where tony is a good character and RDJ is bearable to watch.
Michael Morgan
>ywn be such a fat shut in that you dont understand why he asked for orange slices
feels good man
Logan Anderson
>You now remember using orange slices for a mouthguard in the second half
Jace Evans
>Robert "phone it in" Downey Jr. >good
Kill yo' self RT
Michael Morgan
That's exactly why he was good. This is the first time since IM1 where he didn't phone it in. He even said that in interviews.
Tony Stark didn't have any meaningful character arc in the iron man movies post IM1. In CA:CW he is the only character in the movie along with T'challa to have an arc. Downey Jr.'s perfomance was also very touching and he was actually acting for the first time in ages in those movies.
He literally said in an interview that he didn't play Tony Stark like that since the first Iron Man and what the Russos were doing with the character felt like what he and Favreau were going for back then.
Carter Gomez
Yes but he still did his usual "why am I still here" performance
Makes me wish they went with Tom Cruise. As much as I liked first iron man we wouldn't have gotten stuck with RDJ half assed acting in ever other movie
Jeremiah Cooper
Oh, you're gonna have to take this into the shop
Jose Anderson
In Euroslavia we had water during sports and ate a meal at home afterwards. No wonder Americans, Australians and New Zealanders are so fat when you're fed sugar constantly. A hamburger afterwards, for mommy's good little boy, right?
Logan Williams
He couldn't say banana because that would have been too goofy. He couldn't say candy because fitness freaks would have complained on the internet for the next decade. Peta would have been upset if he mentioned any meat.
SO! After careful thought the writers, and producers with study teams narrowed it down to an orange.
You all thinking I'm joking? But am I?
Cooper Barnes
He could have said: "snickers", but people would have complained about product placement.
Xavier Jones
Tomcat would probably ask for big bucks, but rightfully so.
Sebastian Allen
3rd worlder detected,
0/livable
Caleb Price
So you're upset you had a shitty childhood or...what?
Chase Diaz
You don't like him because he is normal white guy, don't lie. Normal people, and hipsters like him. You're jealous and dislike most everything. Go back to Sup Forums.
Jackson Fisher
Kek, I thought it was some reference in the solo Ant-Man film that I just couldn't remember.
It's such an awkward / out of place joke.
Christopher Wright
but that guy suggested Tom Cruise who is also a normal white guy
your post doesn't make any sense why would Sup Forums dislike a normal white guy
Gabriel Richardson
Why did his suit become bulletproof when he was big?
Grayson Allen
>mfw Ausfag >mfw I used to get orange slices during breaks of soccer games and a hot dog after it
Simple times man.
Jose Rogers
>Watch the BvS extended cut at the behest of you autists >Get to the death of Bruce's parents scene
>Young Bruce and parents walk out of theater, having just seen the EPIC new dark, gritty take on the Jungle Book >a man steps out of the shadows with a gun >"Give me everything you got." >Father Wayne steps in front of family >"The only thing you're getting is a trip to the hospital, fist class!" >Father Wayne goes for a punch, gets shot >"Ack, does anyone have any orange slices?" >Mother Wayne tries to get the gun from robber >Gun gets caught on the string of pearls, causing the string to snap as she gets shot as well >"Hey, those were my grandma's pearls! You're paying for those!"
Why is it so prominent, is it an American thing? What does it even fucking mean?
Dylan Baker
>Tom Cruise who is also a NORMAL white guy >crazy manic Scientologist freak >Scientologist slaves kiss his ass daily >Is a puppet for Scientologists
Are you serious? I honestly do not know if you're trolling.
Brody Ward
That's probably amerifat thing.
Ian Reed
Scientology is perfectly normal.
Justin Hill
What was wrong with his plan?
Ian Thompson
I've played sports all my life and have never heard of this.
Isaiah Diaz
Alrighty Scientology, NOTHING can withstand lava, not even your alien God. Please promote your propaganda elsewhere.
Oliver Bell
But Tom Cruise has reached a level high enough to have actual superpowers.
Lucas Anderson
Britfag here, oranges at 'half time' during a sporting event - football match for example - is a pretty traditional and well known thing.
This isn't just some obscure American reference.
Benjamin Wright
i think because of the increase in mass
Dominic Garcia
But his mass should stay the same, what the hell.
John Barnes
Tom would have made iron man 3 pure capekino because he wouldn't half ass his performance
Eli Brown
>tfw I played sports as a kid but never got orange slices at half time
Kayden Myers
yeah same i didn't get the joke either until just now then maybe because he was bigger, so more surface area=less damage?
Colton Rivera
L Ron Hubbard was a shitty science fiction writer trying to make more money by selling his stories as a religion. The is NOTHING normal or useful about Scientology but praying on the weak minded, and making money for itself..
Isaac Lopez
I'm Canadian and we only had water. It's the first time I hear about orange slices.
Juan Thompson
>the movies following this logic at any point
Yeah nah they ditch this shit in the first movie, i.e. Pym has a shrunken tank and car which he can carry around on a key ring.
Also something that generally needs to be accepted in capeshit movies is that somehow super heroes of varying strength levels somehow inherently know that they're not using enough force to kill someone.
Like when Captain dropped that airport carrier thing on Spider-Man kek.
Jason Martinez
This single scene is better than the entire of BvS
Jayden Nelson
It's pretty useful and normal for a sociopath like Hubbard to use Scientology that way.
Austin Mitchell
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Thomas Clark
I don't see how that's a celery?
Bentley Robinson
Dr. Pavel, is she with you?
William Parker
True. That is probably the only normal aspect of it; the creator's potency for lies from greed.
Jace Carter
> being this fucking bitter
Jesus weeps for your life. I don't get the references either but im glad the writers put them in, it makes the characters real. Rather than focus group testing it into bland oblivion.
Robert Reed
>Murrica isn't the center of the world, friend
>being this jealous
Justin Hernandez
I'm partial to "SOMETHING FLEW IN ME!"
Gavin Brooks
I thought she was Witt, yo.
Liam Wright
Can you kick up the, uh, 4d3d3d3?
Levi Gray
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Jace Price
My theater cracked up the most at >GET OFF ME
Angel Adams
Load program: OYSTER
Joshua Parker
This. When I was a kid, we would be given orange slices when we had a break during our soccer matches. Good times
Sebastian Phillips
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Owen Parker
>using California slang in non-California places makes characters real
??????????
Daniel Reed
CAN I GET A PRINTOUT OF OYSTER SMILING?
Michael Gonzalez
...
Leo Hall
Tony Stark
> Im a maverick weapons designer who no-one can control and i will fight in court to stop iron man being used by the US government
> What's that? An initiative to reign in all the avengers under the government? Sign me up!!
The shoehorning in of justification by having some michael brown shit was just awful
Jose Edwards
It's almost like there were movies between IM2 and Civil War that might've helped you understand why Tony's character changed this much.
Daniel Martin
> Paul, I have a new program I've been working on. Would you like to see it?
Austin Brown
The black kid thing never made sense to me, why is the mom blaming him for the kid's death?
Why, because Iron Man didn't personally save him? Or because she blames him for making Ultron and causing the kid's death?
The first reason is fucking stupid for obvious reasons, and the second reason she would have literally no way of knowing he created Ultron since it happened in secret. I doubt even like, the government, knows he created Ultron.
Noah Johnson
I like to pretend she was just a figment of his imagination.
Brayden Campbell
Never happed to me or anyone else I know, and I was into all kind of tem sports when I was a kid/teen.
Dylan Harris
So did I, and we had orange slices during/after soccer.
Aiden Ramirez
I'd like to point out that OP asked this several days ago and got the same answers.
Oliver Peterson
But RDJ is Jewish. That's just as weird as Scientology
John Reed
Just like all the start of CW. It literally makes no sense that anyone is angry at the heroes or that they feel guilty, for every one person that dies in collateral damage they have literally saved everyone on earth.
Thomas Powell
I played soccer for years when I was in middle school and in high school. I never got any slices.
Jaxon Hughes
> Avengers 2 is literally the only relevant one and even then its made a point that he doesnt learn his lesson and makes vision.
Lucas Sanchez
>Not everyone gets a fucking orange slice after they run around to make their parents feel like they're doing something good for the world.
Boy you're so oppressed. I bet you need a safe space with toys to get over the hurt you're feeling right now.
>It's kind of cultural blind hole you see in shit like this
Do you realize the majority of media is an american cultural reference? And that most people are not american?
Somehow the world deals with watching these movies without having had a PB&J sandwich or pledged allegiance to the flag.
Maybe they should whine more so that Hollywood includes more baguette references for the French and a bongo drum solo for the Africans in the audience.
Adam Martin
>Tony Stark is a massive hypocrite Yes.
Jaxson Perry
Ok
Brody Russell
ITT: people pretending that they got the orange slice joke because they "did sports" as kids
its not even the reason you fucking idiots. It's like when people with low blood sugar carry around candy. It's not because "little league orange slices" Fucking fat neckbeard capeshit faggot
Leo Lee
So you're saying Antman's got the beetus?
Liam Collins
>Jewish. That's just as weird as Scientology
Not really. Scientology actually houses (imprisons) people to work as dirt poor slaves, to treat celebrities like royalty, as in actually serve them as if kings, and queens. Judaism has its weird shit too, but Scientology as practice is far beyond in the realm of insanity. Recording the followers, and using their confessions as blackmail. That's just the tip, but it is leaps, and bounds above the rest.
Sebastian Nguyen
Same we'd bite down on rhe wedges and smile each other with big orange rinds in our mouths. Those were simpler more carefree days user.
Grayson Stewart
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Wyatt Peterson
Jews have convinced the whole world that mutilating the penis of your baby is an acceptable practice. Scientologists don't have that kind of sway. Yet.
Owen King
Circumcision is also a practice of Christians, and other religions which like a lot of things, was used as an argument against possible infection. It was done as tradition passed on. I still see that as different from willfully enslaving people, and using direct intimidation.
Leo Johnson
>also a practice of Christians Like I said, they've convinced the whole world. Including you, apparently. Good goy, good goy.
Juan Morgan
You're assuming passing on traditions is the same as willful intimidation. There is a difference, and your temper is proof.
Charles Stewart
How many millions of men are mutilated a year because of the religious practice of circumcision? Scientology can't match this kind of thing with the number of followers their church actually has.