ITT: Famous girls you've fucked

ITT: Famous girls you've fucked.

Yeah, but only once.

i've masturbated while sitting on a toilet that was still warm from keira knightleys butt, does that count?

well, you fuck won this thread. Buffy eh? green text, please.

Chiemi blouson.

not that famous i guess

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

At a uni house party

cool story grandpa

I 've fucked Martha MacIsaac

>No proof or greentext

>in the butt

it was like 2 years ago user but can green text Sophie's qt pussy

Was she drunk?

Did you lick the seat?

Go in detail please

no, i have limits

ITT: A bunch of virgins tell their fantasy and pass it off as reality

Pussy

Don't be shy and tell us your fantasy, virginfag. You know you want to do it.

tom?

probably, we played drinking games
okay user because I'm bored for you

>be me
>visiting a friend at Northampton uni
>He does stage production so he hangs around with all the actors and stage hands
>I'd just joined the army at this point so going to a uni make a feel like jarhead
>have pre drinks at his halls
>walked 10 minutes to more hall where the party was
> get there and you know who was standing there
>surrounded by other femanons

Yall gonna be jealous, but i've fucked em all

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sunny lane

>for referance I'm 6'8'' (I wish I was lying) so I'm a head above most people
>night goes on and people head home
>there's about 10 of us left
>drinking games
>never have I ever
>get's personal
>Sophie and I exchange some looks during the game
>it's about 3am at this point
>head back to friends hall
>Sophie says she can walk that way too
>get back to friend hall
>end of the night
>roll a spliff
>smoke
>roll another
>smoke
>roll another
>just Sophie and I are awake at this point in the kitchen that leads to the garden where we where smoking

I was dating Avril Lavignes sister. Does it count?

Is she hot?

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no.

Not bad. Is she into hardcore stuff?

She's, like, so whatever.

lol

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This is a lie. She's a maiden. She told me when I was fingering her in the Winterfell rookery the other night.

Not really. Just the normal stuff. But she swallows not like her sis.

> college party
>not one picture of her, or anyone you can varify as yourself with her at said party

Fuck off pal.

that's all?

>not like her sis
How do you know that?

Just like the show - lazy writing.

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Which team were you on at the time?

Dude, I was with Michelle for 2 years. Heard stories from her. And Avril and Michelle talked often about sex.

>Heard stories
go on... some juicy story?

Which team? What that means?

after she left her hubby she had a threesome. she hates facials both guys came on her face

That's hot. Moar details? Did they DP'd her too?

Is it true she gets passed around like a joint at Uni parties?

She get her pussy licked by Fefe Dobson

Don't know. Maybe. She's a little crazy slut so it's not unlikely

She was 18 yo on her first time

Lauralania long before she was big on twitch or had that recent drama.

But no no one famous

Dirty Dan trained her well.

pls be true. more stories?

The sex with her man( chad) wasn't good. she said something like "he has a big dick. really big. but he can not use it"

Oh, the girl I fucked will be famous for sure.
When they find her.

every day where they were separated she sent him a nude pic and he sent her a dick pic.

Always thought she was a gangbang slut, so I'm not surprised about it. So, she is the slutty one and her sister the nice one. Curious.

>>etc

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

her sister is not that nice. she cheated on me.

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And why did she let them cum on her face if she hates it?

>Luca Brasi banks with the fishes

All women are whores at heart. Just deal with it and move on.

ikr, how do we keep having shit threads like this ?
are you peoples retarded to the point of believing peoples on Sup Forums ? or do you jerk off to shit fake stories told by random fat nerds ?

she said the guys to come on her tits and they came on the same time she had her eyes closed and yeah her face was full of sperm

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Honest question here.
You know, this is Sup Forums. People are always shitposting about everything. Why do you care so much about that kinda threads?

Freshman year. She was my first.

Welcome to Sup Forums, where people shitpost about shitposting.

Got her pregnant and she had to have an abortion. We were both freaked out but it worked out in the end.

That's so based if true, honestly. Who is she?

i went to a katy perry concert in dublin a few years ago, you have to idea how much i always wanted to shag her, obviously i didnt and never will, BUT, a bit of my dried cum made contact with katy perry that night, wonder how? i brought a pouch full of skittles covered in my jizz to the concert and just threw them at katy perry one at the time like every couple of minutes, i wasnt too away from the stage but she was always moving around so it was hard to get a good shot but yea i hit her with one and it bounced off her leg it was so hot i almost came

It's true. Sarah Hyland. We both went to PPAS in Manhattan together all during middle and high school.

I kissed LeAnn Rimes once... does that count?

Was she a good, freaky fuck?

To this day it's still only me, her and her best friend that even know about the abortion.

I mean, I've told Sup Forums before but everyone here assumes you are lying so it's the same as never telling anyone about it.

any nudes?

We both got better at with time. We went out for 2 years all of 9th and 10th grades and fucked always from the very beginning to the very end of our relationship and even a couple times after.

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>this whole fucking thread

jesus christ. if that's a you cringe you lose, I lost hard

That was one of our after times. Senior year after we turned 18.

more?

>cringe
>at Sup Forums
>at Sup Forums!!!!
first day here, reddit?

before they were famous

That counts

You can go to trap threads. They are waaay better. I bet you will love it lol

thats nice

I actually believe this

Lots more but I keep them as personal fap material for dark days knowing if I would have stuck it out with her I would be on a money train right now.

Haven't fucked any real celebs, only girls who are famous Internet sluts.

never underestimate the power of autism

names?

Yeah...it's a sad world isn't it?

Wait weren't they famous at like 4?

yep

Wow dude

that's the joke

Allison and Laura

samefagging this hard is almost sad
like this thread
and you people
except for this m8