Phone starts ringing

>phone starts ringing
>see pic related
What do?

ask for a quick rundown on the situation

This

Oh, my twin brother is calling.

That wouldnt happen because you had to set the picture first dicknose

you just don't know what they are capable of do you?

"Hey babe, what's going on?"

someone give me a quick rundown please

Obvious fake. You can't reject their calls

Answer the call that saves Europe

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

Bogdanov brothers are love and live United. French fag here...

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*hit answer
*hold phone next to ass and fat loudly.

Wonder to self how he got my number, and more importantly, how he got his number into my phone...

Yes, master?

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lost my fucking shit at bogdangrad

The worst part is its believable. Almost like...trump being president. This planet is fucked. Someone hit the reset button.

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They have a Smarter, less known sister.

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Ask for a
quick
rundown

an iron but fair fist is called for