Last night I dreamt my wife had a beautiful cock she'd been hiding from me for years...

Last night I dreamt my wife had a beautiful cock she'd been hiding from me for years. Now Im obsessed with the idea of sucking her soft tender throbbing dick. Drinking every drop of her cum as she softly moans for me.

Also dickgirl thread.

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You desire male sexual organs. Moreso, you desire to be on the receiving end of the sex.
Therefore you are gay.

Leave your wife, get a trap.

Not fully gay, just bi. I love cock and pussy, but ass is best.

Only siths and idiots speak in absolutes. I'm an idiot. Which one are you?

Also this. Above all else, ass is best, hands down.

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nigga you gay

>wife

Nice try, autismo.

Once when i was high on coke my girlfriend wanted to fuck me with a dildo. She didnt know i was high (i fuckinf LOVE chicks with dicks when im on coke), and when she went to put pube on it i pushed her hand away, made her hold it where it would be should she have a cock, and started sucking on it. I was playing with her pussy and she got to fucking wet. I got on my knees at the edge of the bed and she stood behind me and fucked me while i watched compilations of shemales cumming while getting fucked.

I need to get my heart problems under control so i can do coke again. I love being a little deviant pervert when I'm high.

Put lube on it**

Sorry for mistakes, on a shitty phone

Looking at the difference in filesize of these last two pictures, I just noticed the latter was larger. Opened it up in notepad and found a fall of gibberish. Anyone know what this shit is?

Fuck yeah I am

dumping futa/dickgirl captons in the meantime

Dickgirls cumming inside girls please

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Why are there never captions directed at female readers?

Because women never make anything.

i dunno if I have any. answer my earlier question and I might be able to find some

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:thinking:

It has to do with compression:
Imagine you had to count 10 squares and write down on how many black and white ones you have. Let's say the first 5 are black, the next 5 are white.
You could write it down like this:
BBBBBWWWWW which is how an uncompressed picture is saved. = 10 characters.
Or you Write down:
B*5+Wx*5
And you've successfully compressed data from 10 characters to 7 characters without any losses of data. If you're intrested in the details i'd suggest to watch a video or something because this goes too much into depth for a porn thread.

Anyways, let's continue with our little lecture:
If our 10 squares however were black and white alternating the uncompressed picture would be:
BWBWBWBWBW = 10 characters
And the "compressed" variant would be
1*B+1*w+1*B+1*w+1*B+1*w+1*B+1*w+1*B+1*w = 39 characters!
Now this is a very very primitive algorithm, but it shows how the content changes the size of a file even though the number of pixels stays the same.
As a rule of the thumb: The more details a picture has the larger it will get.

It's not gay.

youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

Male sexual arousal is dependent largely upon visual triggers, among which are tits, ass, pretty faces and dicks, because we evolved for sperm competition. It's the same reason that cucks like to watch their women with other men, except with dickgirls you get everything a heterosexual man wants in a single package.

There's a board for this thread, it's called /d/.

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you could always change that

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wow. Thank you, user. If I had a gold star, I hope you know I'd give it to you; no sarcasm intended

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>tfw im an irl dickgirl

I wish I had a dickgirl wife to knock me up...

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This is the hottest thing I've seen all day.

post timestamp

Thanks lol, literally in the middle of writing my breast surgeon a thank you letter

please, do continue

FUTA CAN BECOME REALITY

U JUST NEED TO PERMA INFLATE THE VULVA AND HAVE A CLITORIS EXTENSION AND PRESTO!!

All the traps I know are fat mid aged dudes that dont shave.
Im jealous of the traps that can shave their dicks like this, my hair hates me and grows under the skin.

meant for

yo yo gimme your kik

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but how to cum jizzes tho?

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fuck yeah, more like this!

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The scientific reasoning doesn't fucking matter.

With that logic having sex with regular dudes isn't gay because they have a dick and you're just taking part in a sperm-competition.

tl;dr
If it has a dick; it's gay.

might be able to oblige, depending on which aspect of it gets you going.

>.Cute Teens XXX Sites.

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Not the same user, but you have a decent point. Being a man having sex with a bio-male is gay, no questions asked. However, having sex with a mtf is gay only if you're close minded about that sort of thing.

I think the real issue is the stigmatization of homosexuality. Who cares if it is or is not gay? What's it matter to you if someone else likes something you don't like, unless you have an actual interest in what it is they're doing? I think worrying about if other people are gay or not is pretty gay in itself.

Can confirm. Had sex with a cute mtf and it didn't feel at all gay when she fucked me. She didn't massively enjoy it because it wasn't her thing, but I promised I'd eat her ass if she fucked me.

but of course, someone just said some real shit on Sup Forums, so you already know it's gonna be ignored

Kik???

Gross, i would never use my peen on my bf

Sorry im in a relationship, did meet him here though lol

Born too soon to be a sex slave in a virtual world. Why live?

>Gross, i would never use my peen on my bf
u seem to be confused about your purpose

because freedom is nicer than being a sex slave? idk use your own imagination, jerk

You think he wants me to fuck his ass? Im tru trans, i don't wanna use my cock

>I don't want to use the one thing that makes me better than regular girls
Such a fucking waste. Why bother with trans people when they have this mentality?
Trans people are almost always less attractive, more unstable emotionally, their private parts are a no-go-zone, their tits are fake, etc etc.

Funnily enough, I had the same dream last night

maybe because you like them as people and appreciate not just the path they've walked, but that they've tried harder than most people to be their truest self?

Or because sex and sexuality isn't the most valuable thing in life? If you equate anyone's value to their ability to appeal to your specific lusts, you're kind of a fucking tool. True story.

How did yours go? In mine I walked in on her pleasuring herself in the shower. She tried to hide it, but I begged her to let me see it. It was supple and hard, not too big, not too small. I convinced her to let me taste it and before long I was taking it down to the base and gulping mouthfulls of sweet cum. Sometimes I have dreams that she just rolls me over in the night and she lazily fucks me until we pass out again.

ppl are into different shit, I dress up from time to time (I have a very neutral face so not even my friends notice when I do) and find a nice guy or girl to fuck, some want the D others dont.
I never get called back for some reason though...

In my dream my gf wasn't there. I was aty this giant mansion full of cats and people for a party.

Met a girl with wide hips, round tits and a stupid sense of humor and spent a good majority of the dream just hanging out with her and cuddling. woke up to my real gf whining about losing her keys and asking me to help her look.
Shit's not cash/10

>pic related
Cuddled with dream girl like this. Wish i was doing it now, too

You have beautiful breasts but also you have a really nice cock and foreskin.

Dude i just texted him at work, he doesn't want me to fuck his ass, he did say he wants to be allowed to suck it though, looks like tonight i get head from my bf lol hahahaha, last time i had head was with my gf before i transitioned

>it didn't feel at all gay when she fucked me
someone fucking gouge my eyes oh my GOD

have mine

>gouge my eyes
>Over some cheap bait

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I can't handle, It's their resting face.
chaturbate.com jessica_goddess/

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That makes absolutely no sense. It sounds deep and powerful on the surface, but it falls apart under the most basic analysis. If I told you that I was straight and therefore I do not want to marry a male, you could reply with the exact same thing.

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This.

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