Ask anything to a brazillian

Ask anything to a brazillian

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quando vc vai aprender a escrever brazilian?

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Good question. I could think about somehing ironic to answer you but i don't have ideas

Is it true that you mostly eat rice & beans and that your drinks are 50% water 50% sugar?

How was your daily mugging?

As vezes o indivíduo está louco de drogas

Why do you people always unnecessarily announce that you are from brazil on social media

"Come to Brazil"

"Hello from Brazil"

sopa de macaco di una belissima?

why you sepak such funny spanish?

How many street kids have you personally killed?

Oh, good question user. Yes, rice and beans is one of our most popular meals, generally acompanied with meat and veggies. How about your meals?
And, well, about the drinks, i guess they didn't differ too much from the american pattern, i mean, loaded with sugar and aspartame.

any chance to survive street warfare?

Is this you?

how many active self defense channel videos have you been on?

Lol good question. Actually, i never stole anything from nobody, but people steal smartphones a lot here. Our laws kind of encourage this, because there is literally no legal consequences from doing so, and phones are such a easy thing to sell.

Relatable

Did the Olympics fuck up your economy, or was that all you?

Actually i don't know how to answer this surely, i mean, i guess some of us just like to have our country recognized haha

Uma delícia

Your English is quite good. Explain yourself!

>huehuehuehuehuehue

Blame the portuguese lol

I guess i just had too much access to the internet and western videogames as a kid haha

What's your job? Where do you live?

Is Brazil actually loaded with super sexy women?

Our economy was kind of fucked a long time before the olympics, i guess it was just the main reason why we are in this situation actually. Our politics are trash dude, everyday we see news about huge misappropriations of money that the politicians steal from us. Now our president is being accused of corruption too. We are just fucked.

Got nudes don't care if its you or your mom just post nudes

croatia,spain and portugal have a lot more
but as a foreigner is easy to get pussy there...and to get mugged too

>not op but brazilian

Haha, dude, you don't have idea. Sex is like a cultural symbol around here. People walk on the streets with almost no clotches, and we have a popular music genre (that i particularly dislike) named funk, that literally have sexually explicit lyrics in every music (and its incredibly popular around here)
Theres also the Carnaval, that is a event that happend every yearand last a weeknd, is basically a public orgy. People literally fuck in the streets

Is Brazil destined to be the next basket case like Venezuela?

Yes ? No?

I live in Sao Paulo, a brazillian state. I'm actually on high school, and i work half-time in a office

I honestly fear that will happen

110V or 220V?

Cant do it mate, sorry

Do you take it all off, or do you leave the little Hitler mustache bit of pubic hair?

In some states we use 110V, and in other we use 220V as standard. Sao Paulo, my state, uses 110V

Actually i don't shave myself, i like it natural lol
also im a guy

Bummer got another why is there so many retarded kids playing in highways?

I knew it varied based on location in Brazil? Does it affect you much when you travel?

Haha, kids are retarded lol
I guess that happens mostly because of the lack of paternal education, especially in poor states.

What kind of porn does Brazilians fap to?

F O D A - S E

why are brazilian chicks the biggest whores?
is it that easy to fuck?

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trying to garner sympathy i guess

Haha, i'm not the traveller type, to be honest. I just travelled to other states two times in my life. I had only a single issue when i couldn't turn my Xbox 360 in the house we were at because of the voltage lol

If you have a little bit of money to spare, you will literally drown in pussy here mate haha

Generally teens, big cock, creampie and, surprisingly, shemale

Is it east to get drugs and alcohol there?

Seu viado!

Depends on the region and the people you talk to. I buy marijuana a lot from people on my region, never had any problems

Beer and drugs. 40%+ is harder and less ppl want it since brasilians can get drunk from beer alone.

-loggy kruger

can you fucking please, please encourage your people to stop fucking playing world of warcraft.
for fuck's sake, thank you. have a safe machete-free day

Accurate
We have our famous Cachaça too, a alcoholic drink that tastes like gasoline. I think not even the Russians can drink a full bottle of that

Ill see what i can do lol

Wrong. "Caipirinha" is the national alcoholic drink. Pic related.

Puta falsa

how much can i expect to earn with a masters in languages

being german, english close to native and pourtuguese fluent

also, what is your average salary in sao paulo and how volatile is your currency

Why are BRs such dicks in vidya?