Today was my first day of work, and I hated it. 4 hours of sitting in a classroom and taking safety tests, 4 hours of driving a forklift in circles and raising it up and down. It wasn't even fun, it was stressful because everyone watches you individually demonstrate your skills.
I spent the lunch break crying in my car because I miss being a NEET already. I thought making money and meeting pretty girls would be fun, but it's not! I want to go back to laying in my bed, wanking off, and watching anime all day long.
Benjamin Rivera
Fag.
Dylan Adams
get fucked fag
Andrew Kelly
Faggot.
Jayden Young
YOU PINHEADS STOP IT
Hunter Rivera
Well. When you get your first paycheck, go do something cool with your life. Really make the best of it this time around. Think it through. Plan it out.
Asher Long
Faggot McFaggerson.
Jackson Reyes
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Wyatt Reyes
atleast you have a job and career, i posted about this already but i recently came back from a study abroad thing in jp after it really didnt work out and i couldnt find work either. now i am in a fucked situation.
Julian Barnes
Forklifts are the tits.
Dominic Carter
user if you open your mind to the truth you can help create a communist society through the proletarian revolution. You get to kill people and then work only when you want sounds fun huh?
INb4 muh sjw
Commies hate SJWs more than anyone else they aren't even the slightest bit Marxist.
Zachary Cooper
Faggot, learn how to operate every piece of equipment you can, and you can guarantee that you'll have a job forever.
Jonathan Rodriguez
>Suck up your job, get some money and buy 2 things:
1) some good weeb shit (like a vinyl or wall scroll)
2) a copy of Marx's Capital.
Go to work, be cheery and make friends, it'll fly by. Work is only hard when you are in complete silence. Sing, whistle, chat, dance do whatever.
>Source: ex-factory worker
Luis Jones
I bet you've never even driven a 43,000 pound forklift.
Tyler Rodriguez
Dude, I drive any piece of lift equipment in the warehouse. I'm a god damned surgeon with a forklift. How do you not have fun driving one of those? It's a fucking blast.
Aaron Phillips
No I haven't. I'll bet you've never been inside a 35ft long machine whilst it's running to tighten up it's bolts after a 10 hour shift.
It's not a big-dick competition. Work is work; we all have different shit to do.
William Jenkins
Yeah, but how big is yours?
Connor Phillips
>I'll be you've never done something like I have! >not a big dick competition.
Nice try faggot.
Benjamin Lopez
No fucking clue. Haven't measured since I was a stupid Highschooler and somehow found it important.
Levi Thompson
The point I was trying to illustrate is that every job has a "thing" you do that no other job does. Other guy's is a big-ass forklift, mine was fixing a machine whilst it was on.
Ayden Price
Kek I'm a patient sitter at a hospital so my job is to sit with suicidal NEETs for 12 hour long shifts. Grow up man.
William Cruz
I like you man, You make perfect counter points to my bullshit. I don't know who the guy you're responding to is though.
Jose Myers
Glad to be of service, user.
Great fucking picture; love good shop-floor hi-jinks.
Austin Brooks
OP is a true millennial. Grow up faggot. Go to work, hate it. Pay your taxes and drink your liver to shit. What did you think being an adult meant? Thousands of dollars and endless blowjobs?
Daniel Watson
Dont worry
your only a slave for another 30-40 years
then you get to "retire" if you're lucky enough to live that long
Owen White
Real question. Have you ever picked up some poor sap who stopped somewhere for a little too long? I'd laugh so hard if I unsuspectingly picked another dude up in his forklift.
Asher Mitchell
I am a chemical engineer, I have 2 degrees, make over $150,000 per year and supervise over 30 people in a manufacturing plant. A good forklift operator with no HS diploma impress me everyday. Watching someone who is truly good at what they do is something any person can be truly proud of!!
Noah Watson
Tightening bolts on your moms vibrator is not really gainful employment unless she pays you.
Jaxson Ramirez
I tried once, but he got away and turned around and laughed at me.
Logan Evans
Become a concreter or a roofer then have a bitch about work faggot.
Aiden Campbell
Nor is sitting in your basement paintshopping incest fanatsy pics, user.
Jaxon Scott
Blow it out your bunghole, concrete slave.
Alexander Jones
Become my little submissive gimp. You'll be begging for a concrete enema.
Jonathan Johnson
You aren't gonna cut it. Your body was telling you that something is wrong.
Ethan Gomez
I agree. Its all slab on grade where I live. No basements. And I'm more a solidworks type of guy. But yeah.
Michael Turner
The tour has just begun, I have my sticks, and my twigs, and OH MY GOD WHO MADE THAT!
David Watson
>You aren't gonna cut it. Well of course not silly. Dr.Goldberg Shekelstein already did it.
Asher Parker
Coffin Rock, that's where you should have been beheaded. I think, I don't know.
Gabriel Walker
fuck. that there is a naked woman.
Wyatt Allen
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Easton Bailey
Ah so you're a loft voyeur kinda guy? Got a good telephoto for staring at schoolgirls next door and a garage/dark room on concrete?
Caleb Harris
Just knowing that you are helping should be payment enough.