Who here /impersonates movie characters/ ?

Who here /impersonates movie characters/ ?

>kind of a loser, want to be like Vito Corleone to appear cooler
>wear suits and old fashioned clothes to class
>talk in a dark, raspy voice so no one fucks with me
>always a negative face expression
>sometimes quietly talk to myself in a little basic italian I learned
>always walk with one hand in my suit pocket to give the impression that I'm ready to draw a pistol
>bring oranges in brown paper bags to lunch
>smoke old fashioned white cigarettes with no filter
>do small favors (like carrying a bag, tying shoelaces) for others so they are indebted to me

I feel so much better since I started doing this. The only thing missing would be an italian qt but I guess I need to do this longer so I can establish myself as a more respectable person.

I impersonate famous movie directors. More specifically, I pretend that I am a nonspecific movie director who is the greatest in the world, and who is filming a movie with Emma Watson, and she is secretly in love with me. I do this with my pillow.

I was the driver for two weeks

>"you dude are you autistic or something lol"
>"shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you"
>*get the shit kicked into me*

are you me? mine is with pre-surgery ariel winters though

I was Taxi Driver for two weeks

>"you dude are you autistic or something lol"
>"are you talking to me?"
>"yeah, you idiot"

I impersonate Jim from The Office from time to time. Whenever someone says something dumb I stare off into space for protracted periods of time while making this face. It's actually quite soothing.

I often impersonate christina hendricks and shove pillows down my top and let ugly guys at the bar fuck me incredibly hard.

LOL

I know, it's pretty fucking hilarious!

I know!

My cousin tried to imitate Raimi while on a flight over to Washington D.C.

Unfortunately, he only made it to Pennsylvania.

I don't get it.

>he can't figure it out

Tony Soprano taught me to violently stab spaghetti with my fork.

Sil taught me to do impressions of characters in the godfather

That's what I just said, yes.

Flight 93

Is that a movie or something?

YES I impersonate RDJ's character in Tropic Thunder.

Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is, and claims to know what dude he is?

Is that a reference to a movie?

Lmao autism the thread

I KNOW WHO I AM
I'm a dude impersonating a dude playing a dude, who's playing another dude disguised as another dude!

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