Character brushes teeth

>Character brushes teeth
>Spits into sink
>No blood

It's like they aren't writing people anymore.

Nice dude, I support this meme. Bring back green ellipsoids

>character wipes their ass
>no blood on the toilet paper

How is that believable in the slightest?

>character brush teeth
>take a sip of water and swallow it
>wipe mouth with towel

>Character takes shit
>No blood on toilet paper
Unrealistic tripe

>character jacks off
>doesn't eat his cum

>brushing teeth
>rinses and spits once
Might just be me but I have to rinse a few times

>It's like they aren't writing people anymore.
Not all characters are British.

>phone rings
>character doesn't pace around worriedly and texts them back after it stops ringing

>character washes his hands after taking a piss

Literally who does this?

>character pisses
>its clear piss with no traces of blood in it
What the fuck Hollywood

>character starts pissing
>he doesn't scream in pain

Disbelief unsuspended.

>character showers
>doesn't pee in the shower
this isn't realistic at all

>character is below 6'2 and not a rich 8/10
>has a gf

It always feels like I'm watching satire

enjoy your cancer
tru

>Character doesn't brush his teeth

>character brushes teeth
>spits into sink
>doesn't wash his mouth afterwards
the correct way to do it and yet almost nobody I know does it like that

>character changes his own big boy diaper instead of waiting for mommy

dropped

Kek this is me

>charater doesn't sacrifice a sheep before going to bed

>Character watches a scary movie
>doesn't have all the lights on in the house at night for the next few weeks

It's called hemorrhoids. It's caused by eating Bananas and Cheese.

You're not suppose to do that, sure spit out the excess paste but you're suppose to let it stay on your teeth for at least 30 minutes.

>character masturbates
>theres no blood in his cum
Really breaks immersion

>Character brushes teeth
>doesn't stop to look in the mirror and realize what a pathetic loser they are

That's what I meant, most people I know wash it away with water immediately after brushing.

...

>Leaving fluoride in your mouth for 30 extra minutes.

Do you put cyanide on your cereal as well?

>character goes to bed
>doesn't wake up in the middle of night with the overwhelming realization that he's fuck pathetic and there so many things he could've done to not end up with such a shitty life

>Character wakes up smiling
>Gets ready for a new day while whistling
>Looks in the mirror
>Smile isn't instantly gone and shoulders don't collapse as he drags himself out of the apartment

Suspension suspended

>character doesn't spend a minute up close in the mirror popping fat zits

I literally brush my teeth with Cilantro and Mint and my teeth and mouth are healthier than anyone I know. I've never had cavities either.

The Cilantro kills all microbial life in your mouth.

>character is walking along the street by themselves
>isn't muttering "you stupid cunt" to himself under his breath

Just how is this believable Hollywood??

>character has good things happen to him
I can only suspend my disbelief for so long

maybe the character brushes frequently and isn't a dumb frogposter

>kills all microbial life
so does smoking, thats not healthy

>character is unemployed
>lives in a huge apartment and has a gf

Everyone. Everyone does this.

>Straight white couple about to have sex
>big black bull is nowhere to be seen
It's like they don't even care.

>Character brushes his teeth
>He spits once and walks away
>Doesn't continue spitting and cleaning with water for the next two minutes and then accumulating saliva and spitting for the next 10 minutes while out in the street

Immersion ruined.

Normies.

I only get blood in the toilet paper because I wipe so vigorously that my ass bleeds. I don't have bowel cancer.

Sometimes i take a shit at the theatre and dony wipe my hands. Then i touch the seat all over.

You are literally scum. Disgusting.

just fuck you you sick fuck

>character farts
>doesn't try to catch the next one in a bottle, seal it for 5 minutes then open and smell

They know that user. The mean men are only trying to scare you. Now, run along my little autist.

>American character brushing teeth
>Has a glass of water to rinse out mouth
>Doesn't spit, just drinks the water

>character has a shower
>doesn't shit in there, force it down the drain with their feet, and then put the nozzle up their ass to clean it thoroughly

Seriously though, I feel like people would call me weird for doing it but you feel so refreshed afterward

There is a special place in hell for people like you, i hope you burn.

You're doing it wrong, newbie faggot.

>He doesn't scoop and sniff

Pleb

>he doesnt smothet his shit on the screen before he leaves

Step your game up senpai

>rinsing after brushing teeth
There's no point in brushing then moron. The paste is supposed to stay on your teeth for like 10 minutes after brushing

>dony wipe my hands

?

You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them.

i don't

>phone rings
>character doesn't squwak and wave their hands frantically in the air

I can't be the only one who does this?

Well fuck you then.

>character is shown browsing the internet
>doesn't have blacked.com open or at least visible the tabs

Okay, Hollywood.

yes please
are you a qt girl?

wut?
could you please demonstrate?

Is that why they tell you to rinse after getting your teeth cleaned at the dentist?

BOOM

THIS

>character receives phone calls

>character is happy and not suicidal
Is Hollywood even trying?

Dony wipes your hands? What a friendly guy.

Top fucking kek lad

>character decides to masterbate to "help sleep"
>character doesn't end up edging for a couple hours to they find that perfect video, nut exactly when the actor nuts, and immediately goes to the restrooom to pee out all the cum stuck in penis.
>character then falls asleep even though he has an increased heartrate from masturbating

really breaks my immersion

>character wipes ass
>takes a huge chunk of paper
?? explain this usa

>they take a drink right after using mouth wash

Also on another note, use pro health. It's the best shit.

>Character brushes teeth
>doesn't get toothpaste all over their face

>all these people posting frog memes now

What is this shit?

>characters mother visits.
>she doesnt grab their hands and smell them, checking to see if they've been playing with themselves.

>Character brushes teeth
>doesn't get toothpaste and drool on chin then look in the mirror and imagine it is cum

dumb frogposter

>Character wiped booty hole
>His fingers doesn't slide deep into his asshole
Wow

Water doesn't taste different after mouthwash...

>Character doesn't pick his nose as soon as people aren't around
>Character doesn't wipe boogers on nearby furniture or scrape it off weeks later once it has hardened

Just fuck me up senpai

No, I'm a very ugly, very hairy man.

>characters have sex
>no one shits the bed
>he doesn't cum on her face
>no one goes to the toilet immedately afterwards

do they want kids to learn or not?

>characters have sex

I'm not muslim, but if you guys are worried about chemicals and stuff in tooth pastes, use miswak, it's the bomb. my teeth are white, healthy and so god damn smooth.

you have to use it like 10 times a day though.

Are you me?

>Historical drama
>Characters have White teeth

Are you a 22 year old norwegian history student with crippling social anxiety, who's probably on the spectrum?

>characters have a child
>they don't refer to it as "baby" until it gets old enough to choose its own name

>and its gender

The best way is to just flick it btw

>character drinks some water
>chunks of gangrenous tissue don't fall into the glass

it's like they aren't even trying

Jesus christ, you are literally me.

Yep, me too

>everything was invented after my birth

I bet that guy feels like a stupid cunt after you shut him down like that

>Historical Drama
>women have little body hair


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>character's family all eat together instead of retreating into separate rooms

Does this actually happen?

>character goes to first day of school
>Doesn't shit his pants because he's so nervous and then have to drop the class out of embarrassment

>Child character's parents show an active interest in his life and hobbies and genuinely seem to care about his well-being

Such an unrealistic trope, but I don't know why it makes me hurt inside so much.

Wtf I hate bananas and cheese now