Ask a Schizophrenic anything! I may take a while to reply sometimes, be patient

Ask a Schizophrenic anything! I may take a while to reply sometimes, be patient.
Free (you)s for all posters!

when you are thirsty, do you drink water?

>when you are thirsty, do you drink water?
Either water or a soda.

I came for the (you)s, where do you have them?

Do you jerk it to shinobu?

>I came for the (you)s, where do you have them?
I keep them in a hidden stash.
>Do you jerk it to shinobu?
Nope.

Bimp

Neat. These (you)s are of passable quality, can I get one for the road?

Why arent you sleeping

>can I get one for the road?
Here (you) go bud
>Why arent you sleeping
Because I just got up a few hour ago.

Would you kiss Shinobu's shoes if she told you to?

>Would you kiss Shinobu's shoes if she told you to?

Bomp

Why do you have so many pictures that feature her in cute footwear if you don't want to lick them?

You didn't answer the question, m8

What are you still doing here?

>Why do you have so many pictures that feature her in cute footwear if you don't want to lick them?
Why would anyone lick shoes? Just disgusting.
>You didn't answer the question, m8
Sure it does.
>What are you still doing here?
What do you mean?

>Why would anyone lick shoes?
You answered your own question:
>Just disgusting.
I want her to humiliate me like that.

Why do you save pictures of her if you don't waifu her?

>I want her to humiliate me like that.
BETA CUCK
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Fuck that shit. I may be a masochist, but I've still got self-respect.

Do you waifu her or not?

Being a cuck doesnt mean being beta

>masochist
>still got self-respect.
Hmmmm
HMMMMMMM
>Do you waifu her or not?
That isn't even a question

Why are you still alive?

Why do you make this thread everyday.

Also what do you do all day besides make this thread?

>Why are you still alive?
Because I'm not dead.
>Why do you make this thread everyday.
I don't.
>Also what do you do all day besides make this thread?
Nothing.

gtfo cuck don't you have your wife's bull to prep?

>waifus Shinobu
>doesn't fap to her
hmmmm
HMMMMMMMM

Do you have hobbies?
What do you enjoy in your life?

Fucked up my quote but whatever

How does your schizo manifest?

>Being a cuck doesnt mean being beta
No, that's exactly what it means.
>Do you have hobbies?
Mostly vidya
>What do you enjoy in your life?
Nothing.
>How does your schizo manifest?
Can you be more specific?

Are you taking any meds?

>Are you taking any meds?
No, I avoid all medications.

>Can you be more specific?
What caused you to originally confront your doctor about it and get the diagnosis? How does it affect you?

How many donuts would you feed to Shinobu?

Long time no see you seen kizu3 yet

Kek did you stop posting ones with foot emphasis because you don't want me getting off to her?

>What caused you to originally confront your doctor about it and get the diagnosis?
I saw a doctor because of sleeping problems. (my sleeping schedule flip flops every few days) turns out it's because of the Schizo.
>How many donuts would you feed to Shinobu?
As many as she wanted to eat.
>Long time no see
Heya, how's it?
>you seen kizu3 yet
Nope not yet.
>Kek did you stop posting ones with foot emphasis because you don't want me getting off to her?
No, I just pick a random picture most of the time.

>shinobu
Would worship

How does your condition generally affect you from day-to-day? Does medication mostly stop the condition?

>I saw a doctor because of sleeping problems. (my sleeping schedule flip flops every few days) turns out it's because of the Schizo.
So you're not the kind that hears voices and shit?

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Not him, but

Inferior feet

Do you ever feel like you'll regret spending so much time online not doing anything productive and basically wasting your life?

I'm not one to judge, but I already feel bad about not doing shit back in highschool, imagine being 50 something and looking back..

>How does your condition generally affect you from day-to-day?
It primarily just makes me feel... empty, lacking in any desire, lack of all emotions.
>Does medication mostly stop the condition?
No, it just makes it "easier" to cope with.
>So you're not the kind that hears voices and shit?
I do, but that wasn't the reason I saw the doctor. I never really thought of that as "bad" per se.
(you)

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Did you finish school?

>Did you finish school?
I dropped out in like the 10th grade and got my GED then did a year of college.

>I do, but that wasn't the reason I saw the doctor. I never really thought of that as "bad" per se.
Wew lad that's a good image. I know what I'm doing once I've finished conversing with you.

So what kinds of things do you hear? Is it just auditory or do you get visual hallucinations as well?

>I know what I'm doing once I've finished conversing with you.
That's lewd user
>So what kinds of things do you hear?
Voices, animal sounds, footsteps all kinds of stuff.
>Is it just auditory or do you get visual hallucinations as well?
Mostly auditory, the visuals are really only around when I'm psychotic.

>That's lewd user
She loves it

>when I'm psychotic
Examples? Any specific causes for psychotic episodes?

>select all images with shoes
Get out of my head (((Google)))

do you realize you're repeating these threads?
this isn't even the first few times i've seen you.

>Examples?
Examples of what?
>Any specific causes for psychotic episodes?
Mostly stress, but the wind blowing the wrong way can cause them.
>Get out of my head (((Google)))
wat
>do you realize you're repeating these threads?
Nope, I had no idea.
:^)

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>Examples of what?
Episodes you've had. What the experience was like.

>wat
What, you thought that masofag just left the thread? You've been talking to him this entire time, silly.

>Episodes you've had.
It's extremely difficult to recall episodes. They're always super fuzzy to remember.
>What the experience was like.
It's like a mix of paranoia and confusion mixed with random thoughts that make no sense.
>What, you thought that masofag just left the thread?
No, I know it's you. But I don't know what you were trying to say. kek

wuts your stance on traps?

>wuts your stance on traps?
G
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Y

How is this gay? You're gay.

>It's extremely difficult to recall episodes. They're always super fuzzy to remember.
>It's like a mix of paranoia and confusion mixed with random thoughts that make no sense.
...aaaand you didn't think your condition was 'bad'?

>But I don't know what you were trying to say. kek
I started off talking about wanting to worship her shoes, then get asked to pick shoe pictures. It's clear that (((they))) are trying to condition me for something.

okay how many schizophrenics do we have in this thread today?

Not even passing, goddamn

>How is this gay?
>how is a guy pretending to be a girl gay
gee user I dunno
No, I never said that. I said I never thought of the voices as bad. I've always kind of had them, and never regarded this as "something wrong with me"
>okay how many schizophrenics do we have in this thread today?
Looks like it's just me.

You're telling me you wouldn't lick her shoes while she plays her DS?

I'm not op. I just find experiences like his fascinating.

On second thought, it's probably conditioning to even worse degeneracy.

that's no good how are we gonna activate our joint schizophrenic powers now?

Post shinobu with her femine penor pics pls

>Post shinobu with her femine penor pics pls
>Her
>Penor
Pick one.

But shinobu has a femenine dick

>No, I never said that.
You're right, my bad.

>I've always kind of had them, and never regarded this as "something wrong with me"
Did you think it was something everyone experienced?

Fuck yeah I would. What do you think I am, a beta cuck?

>But shinobu has a femenine dick
nope

let it go. there's no point arguing with closet homos

Are you able to talk to the voices in your head? As in, they respond when you say something? If so, how do I give myself schizophrenia?

>>her
Kek

my boyfriend is schizophrenic and massively paranoid. what am i supposed to do when he freaks out and starts crying because i left him for twenty minutes to make food. like id get fed up in an argument and hang up and go make dinner for myself and then when id turn my phone back on {bc hed be constantly calling me} hed have had a panic attack and be sobbing.

paranoid schizocuck

this sortve stuff happens a lot bc im a reformed drug addict. i relapsed a month or two ago and since then anytime he doesnt know where i am he figures im finding something to shoot up. i love him more than ive ever loved anyone, but eing with him is really hard sometimes when he is super paranoid/has schizotypal breaks. Hes getting back on meds soon but its really hard. idk

If u dont like it, then leave him. You knew what you were getting into when you started a relationship with someone like him.
My rule 4 ever: Dont stick your dick/pussy in crazy

also his current psychiatrist thinks he might also have bipolar disorder which makes sense.

If he wanted his comeback he'd wipe it off your mouth, or more likely your asshole if you like traps

Did a girl break ur heart and u had a mental ephinay and emotional awakening now u secretelt hate urself and drive urself crazy

>You're right, my bad.
No worries, just gotta hit you with the fact-checks. :^)
>Did you think it was something everyone experienced?
No, I knew it was weird and something that not everyone else did.
>You're telling me you wouldn't lick her shoes while she plays her DS?
No, I would not.
>let it go. there's no point arguing with closet homos
You're probably right, but it can't hurt.
>Are you able to talk to the voices in your head?
Yes.
>As in, they respond when you say something?
Yup, I often have conversations with them.
>If so, how do I give myself schizophrenia?
You could smoke dabs every few hours for about 6 months (maybe less) and you'd give yourself drug induced psychosis. (I don't recommend)
>what am i supposed to do when he freaks out and starts crying because i left him for twenty minutes to make food
Maybe don't be a massive cunt? Try using your words instead of just hanging up. "Hey, I'm tired of this argument. We can change topics, or I'm hanging up and going to go make some food."
Alternatively, you could leave him since you clearly don't have the capacity to handle someone who is suffering from a mental illness. Unless you're just dragging him along for the ride.

This. Is. A. Good. Fucking. Question.

i DO say that. Exactly those words almost. I saw that three or four times before getting fed up.

>>Maybe don't be a massive cunt? Try using your words instead of just hanging up. "Hey, I'm tired of this argument. We can change topics, or I'm hanging up and going to go make some food."
Alternatively, you could leave him since you clearly don't have the capacity to handle someone who is suffering from a mental illness. Unless you're just dragging him along for the ride.

Someone give him a medal.

Your doctor is an idiot, you actually have autism.

And u can diagnose someone through the internet, without seeing and talking with him/her?
Seems solid.

I even make sure before I hang up to say that I love him, I need a break, and that I'll call him back soon, and that I love him. I dont know what more to do. sometimes i just need a break. maybe that means im not cut out for dating him. idk

hi!! sorry for not sticking to the base topic of this thread, but I've seen a bunch of your threads and I'm just wondering how many you've done :33

>Did a girl break ur heart
Kind of.
>and u had a mental ephinay and emotional awakening
No
>now u secretelt hate urself and drive urself crazy
No.
>i DO say that. Exactly those words almost.
Then maybe if something that simple can bother you that much, you two aren't meant for each other.
>This. Is. A. Good. Fucking. Question.
Written by a two year old.
>Someone give him a medal.
I require no medals, user.
>Your doctor is an idiot,
Probably.
>you actually have autism.
No, I actually don't.

>> maybe that means im not cut out for dating him.

YES. She evolves to a logical thinking being. Finally!

Do you think he deserves someone better, or I deserve someone better?

bump

>>Written by a two year old.
>>I require no medals, user

Well, this kinda confusing, cause I am the same user. Its somehow... schizophrenic.

That kind of thing doesn't happen irl. In the first place, if you have the brain chemistry for this kind of condition, you're going to have known about it since childhood. It doesn't just appear out of nowhere.

>No, I knew it was weird and something that not everyone else did.
But not weird enough to talk to a doc about?

Also,
>that massive btfo
You are a schizophrenic god amongst men

A Paranoid-Schizophrenic walks into a bar...

Not better, just different.

I dont konw u and him good enough, to give u a answer for this question.

If u want a honest advice: think what u need in a relationship to be happy and if he can be passable for for this kind of relationship.

Sorry for my english ;D

I know that if I break up with him he will go into a suicidal state of thinking. Should I call his mom or dad so they can keep an eye on him after I break the news/if I break the news? that'd be an awkward convo lol

>hi!!
Hello
>sorry for not sticking to the base topic of this thread
There is no real topic, so you're okay.
>I'm just wondering how many you've done :33
How many threads? I dunno.
>Do you think he deserves someone better, or I deserve someone better?
I don't think it's a matter of either of you deserving "someone better". It's simply a matter of the two of you are incompatible. You know when you hang up, he's going to call you back panicked and crying. I'm sure he's done it more than once. Yet it still bothers you. He knows that you hung up because you were annoyed with the conversation (and not at him), and yet he still gets upset and thinks himself into a corner and becomes paranoid to the point of tears.
The two of you just aren't meant for each other, you don't know how to deal with each other. You each probably love the idea of the other person, not the person themselves.
The only thing that is likely to come out of the relationship at this point is bitterness and resentment.
>Its somehow... schizophrenic.
What is?
>But not weird enough to talk to a doc about?
No, even now I don't think of it as something weird enough to talk to a doctor about.
>You are a schizophrenic god amongst men
I speak my mind, sometimes there are casualties.

we are really really happy 4 days of the week most weeks and horrible the other 3.