Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums

I need advice,

In about an hour myself and my girlfriend will be joined by another girl and we will be having a FMF threesome. The reason being that my girl is Bi and wanted to explore it but have me involved, so the only logical choice was that we find a hot chick to bang.

I need any and all pointers and tips I can get

Bumping with quality pron

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Just have fun Sup Forumsro, I've been in an FMF before and its fucking great, all you can really do is just go with it, make it up as you go along. It'll be great user

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Cheers man,

Yeah just getting a bit nervous that with twice as many holes to fill I might blow a bit sooner than usual. In which case Im intending on just getting hard again and diving back in.

OP is in drugs and hallucinating

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That thought crossed my mind, but it turns out that I just have a kick ass girlfriend who wants to bang a slut with me..

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>Cheers man,
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>Yeah just getting a bit nervous that with twice as many holes to fill I might blow a bit sooner than usual. In which case Im intending on just getting hard again and diving back in.


Hahaha if this isnt the biggest fucking b8 thread ive ever come across. Post pics or LITERALLY FUCK OFF

Focus on eating one out while the other rides your cock, get them to play with eachother when you're close to buy yourself some time. OR blow your load, continue to lick pussy, and wait for your dick to go hard again.

Sorry man, no pics to post as of yet, but I may well have some good ones afterwards. In which case I will definitely post them up here for my Sup Forumsros

Yeah, im hoping this works.. Wish I had had the forethought to find someone who sells viagra.. That would have been fucking brilliant

The one solid tip; Always show your gf more attention! Girls get very jealous in threesomes

No. Your gf is a WHORE. If shes willing to share you and have the sexual appetite to get touched by someone else. She will 100% cheat on you. Betas like you constantly end up alone and kill themselves from heart break because they think they have 'hit the jackpot and their whore of a gf is only a whore for them because they are so rich and alpha and have a 9 inch cock she couldnt possible want anyone else, youll always satisfy here for the rest of your life' youll guarenteed be back on here in a matter of weeks crying about how you have your gf and how much of a whore she is with an expose gf thread. Ive seen this 10000 times before. You are emotionally retarded. Your girl wants 3somes you think she'll stop at one girl, with you? Hahaha .. anyway all this is a b8 thread anyway so enjoy my interactions you fucking cuck

Yeah Ive been told to watch this, because the last thing i want is to upset her or worse

Thanks for the input man, I guess that is always a possibility true. I am hoping she doesnt, and she doesnt seem like the type. I guess if someone is going to cheat though, they will do it anyway, with or without my interaction so I may as well get some crazy threeways out of the deal right?

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user, today you responded to bait, but did so in a way that makes you a legend. Good luck with your threesome mate, post pics when done.

Where are these pics from? Who are these beautiful russian sloots?

To be honest I dont actually have the sauce, but they were from an imugr folder.

Thanks mate, that user had some valid points and theres no sense in ignoring someones opinion when I was the one to ask for it in the first place.

Yeah ill try haha and I will post up whatever goodness I get, be it photos or WebMs from my gopro

Here's the thing: the best thing you can do on your first threesome is to make sure your GF has the time of her life.

Make sure to concentrate on her enjoyment, make eye-contact with her and make sure she understands that you do this with and for her.

The last thing you want is for your gf to think you liked the other girl more or that you've been unsatisfied with just her because you enjoyed yourself so much with someone else.

This can be a good thing for both of you, as long as you don't blow it by being a horn dog.

Might be best to leave the initiative on any future encounters - if any - to her, too. This will allow her to feel in control and you to have some fun with two chicks. Win win.

I hate to say this OP but this literally happened to me. Not even 2 weeks after our first FMF threesome with my gf, she cheated on my with one of my friends and tried to fuck the few rest of my friend I had.

However I will say that threesome was probably the wildest and most fun sex I've ever had. Definitely would be worth it if women weren't lying whores but it is what it is.

Wasnt b8 faggot. His gf is a whore. The human psychology behind what she has requested goes far beyond a fun night. If he is HONEST with himself about the type of girl he is with, then OP is a fucking ALPHA and has a more developed mind then 99% of you other cucks.

Hmmm solid advice man, Ill be sure to take it onboard, cos I agree the last thing i want is to lose her over some random chick.

Im sorry to hear that, thats pretty rough. Do you think that the Threesome was the catalyst or that it would have gone that way regardless?

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>I hate to say this OP but this literally happened to me. Not even 2 weeks after our first FMF threesome with my gf, she cheated on my with one of my friends and tried to fuck the few rest of my friend I had.
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>However I will say that threesome was probably the wildest and most fun sex I've ever had. Definitely would be worth it if women weren't lying whores but it is what it is.

See! You fucking cucks. WHORES ARE WHORES. You arent ALPHAS because you think you found a whore that just want to be your whore and worship you. You are emotionally undeveloped if you think otherwise. I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ive been with 95 girls in my like. I know thats hard to believe on a fucking cuck website like this.. but out of those girls i only seriously dated 5 of them and i never got cheated on because i got out the moment I thought the girl wasn't in it 100% you gotta know what your dealing with and when its time to move on and not be a sad little faggot.

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I second this. Make sure your GF has a good time. Or it will never happen again.

Well my situation probably isn't the same, although possilbly similar, idk. Allow me to greentext
>have super duper awesome gf with high sex drive but pretty jealous
>tries 1/2 hit of lsd for the first time
>claims to become "more sexually explorative"
>Never used to want to have threesomes but now wants to try getting gangbanged and shit
>howdoilivemylifelikethis
>find slut to have threesome with
>very fun for everyone
>4 weeks later get into fight with dude on facebook
>dude tells me he fucked my girl
>bitch couldn't even ask me for threeway, she just cheated on me
>people are trash.

Bait for the bait throne!!

I understand what you're saying and exactly where you are coming from. I have been in a few realtionships that have ended up in the girl slutting out on me and cheating. I do want to say that this girl im with now feels so vastly different in every way BUT I get that is part of being in the moment. If it blows up in my face I will remember your words and that you did tell me so.

YOU POST THAT BECAUSE YOUVE NEVER DELT WITH A REAL FUCKING ALPHA BEFORE. IM STANDING HERE BARE CHESTED WITH MY THROBBING 9 INCH HARD CAWK READ TO FUCK WHORES THEN THROW THEM AWAY WHEN IM DONE BECAUSE IM EMOTIONALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT. UNLIKE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT HAVENT EVEN FELT A PAIR OF FAKE TITS IN YOUR LIFE

Well fuck mate, that sucks ass. Im really sorry you had to go through that. Consider your warning noted

honestly very good response

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can't help it but
>emotionally intelligent
>acts like this on an anonymous image board

KEK

t. no kiss virgin who made his way off of /r9k/

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cant speak out of experience but having one girls pussy on your face and the other on your cock gotta be sweet

SOMEONE FIND THE FUCKING A1 SAUCE FOR THE FUCKING JAILB8 CUCK OP KEEPS POSTING. IVE SEEN ONE OF THEM BEFORE. THEY ARE RUSSIAN. while im 100% genuine in everything ive said. ILL LEAVE YOU JEWS ALONE IF YOU GIVE ME THE STEAK SAUSE

>replying to anything in allcaps
>using kek
you are a cunt and a newfag. go fuck yourself you cuck

You dont want no smoke with me you little jew. You wouldnt last a day with my cock

911? yes this is user im making this call secretly, we are being held hostage in a thread. bring sauce please, he is taking eyes

Are they Jailbait? I know they look it, but I thought they were just those models that look underage but are in reality like 18-20

Yeah I cant wait to do that hey, and even just having the girls 69 whilst I fuck them both

go fuck myself cuck, oh no im so deeply insulted

get a grip mate

>mate
lurk moar

Jesus h christ how many do you have you fucking jew. Post them all.

kek

Got a whole folder actually

Isn't the girl on the right the one in all those photos holding the black guy's cock?

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I found out there names on my own. No thanks to you fucking jews. Btw OP claims to have GF and 3some on the way yet he's sitting here posting porn pics.. and yet im the only one calling b8 on this cuck? You hermaphrodites would rather call b8 on me then this trap? Fucking unreal. You are all emotionally stupid.

Thanks for all the advice guys, I gotta go now as the other chick is on her way.

Wish me luck!!

funny how she only realized what she really wanted when she took LSD. opens up the personality, some say.
>your gf was a slut in denial

dont sweat it. you had a threesome, not many guys can say that about themselves. theres more than enough women on the planet for you to find love in.

Shalom.

Emily Bloom & Katie A & Milena D
took me 4 seconds you lazy fuck

>Thanks for all the advice guys, I gotta go now as the other chick is on her way.
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>Wish me luck!!

See how he RUNS like a rat the moment I point out how he's just sitting here posting porn like a fucking beta. Instead of being with his imaginary gf and getting ready for their imaginary holocaust girl to partake in a 3some. YOUVE ALL BEEN B8ED. I called it from the fucking start. You cucks sat here and gave advice about something that doesnt exist. I did it for a fuckin larp. You cunts put your heart and souls into this. ANOTHER CUCK BITES THE DUST

Lol, keep jerking yourself off mate. Enjoy the empty thread :)

>OP says chick is coming for a threesome in an hour.
>Has to leave about an hour later because "Chick is coming over"

retard

He's posting it, you're saving it and searching for more of the same. What's your excuse - stuck in a wheelchair?

So....you want a fucking gold star on your forehead or what? Jeez calm the fuck down

Godspeed you beautiful bastard.

gonna continue his legacy and post from my folder

get a life. you are fucked for being this worked up even if he is faking

OP's imgur album
imgur.com/a/wkSLy

>wear metal accessories
>into a sauna
too unrealistic 0/10

No she and I always knew she was a slut, just not unloyal

Is the niggaz face shopped?

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Top lol

You really that desperate to push your cuck/bbc agenda? We get it by now, you had a girlfriend who cucked you with a bbc, go slit your wrists if it hurts your heart that much

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2 mb limit hurts

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I know right? And why is one of them wearing the fluffy boots? That would obviously be too hot to wear in a sauna... Really ruined my immersion :-/

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its making me do captcha so cbf. enjoy whats there

Guarentee OP posts ZERO pics of his fake soviet union 3some. You've all be b8ed fucking holocaust survivors. You sacks of shits will never fuck.

What he said, that's my wife on the right,
We indulge from time to time but I always concentrate on my woman more than the other.

nice slim body

Honestly get one of those pills from the local porn shop. You'll stay hard all night. I've been in several fmf with my wife. I always keep one in stock just in case. They'll both be satisfied. Just remember to pay more attention to your gf than the new girl, hard as it may be. Otherwise jealousy becomes an issue.

CUCK

Really???
Get a grip faggot

fuck dude, i need to know.
does a bj from two girls feel as good as it looks?

Yeah but that's as far as it goes for me, I NEVER fuck the other woman only my wife. That's our rules

i mean thats still pretty cool but i'd be a little mad haha. More Emily Bloom in thanks for your pics

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Prepare for this

GUARENTEE you've also been in a MMF with your wife as well.. YOU CUCK. Go ahead lie to /b but you know the truth ;)

more you wife is hot as fuck

BUT YOU LET ANOTHER DUDE FUCK HER HAHAHAHA YOU CUCK

what do you do with the other woman? handjob and bj? do you get to cum on her? how do you risist fuckingher lol and what dose she do. is she into just women ?

I smell a virgin

jesus fuck poor guy... is it you?

>Prepare for this

Exactly

Deja vu to whats going on here. She says the friend is a girl but itll be Bradley

You know, I've never really understood the obsession with the "CUCK XDDD" stuff in threads like these.
I've been in a relationship for about 8 years now, sometimes we swing, sometimes it's just threesomes.
Mostly it's FFM or me getting some action (about 80%), sometimes it's MMF (about 20%).

I genuinely think it's just impotent jealously or actual real autism that causes people to sperg out over situations like this.
Sure, you can potentially get hurt really bad and it's definitely not for everyone, but in the end it's just sex.

Deja vu to whats going on here. She says the friend is a girl but itll be Bradley

>You know, I've never really understood the obsession with the "CUCK XDDD" stuff in threads like these.
>I've been in a relationship for about 8 years now, sometimes we swing, sometimes it's just threesomes.
>Mostly it's FFM or me getting some action (about 80%), sometimes it's MMF (about 20%).
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>I genuinely think it's just impotent jealously or actual real autism that causes people to sperg out over situations like this.
>Sure, you can potentially get hurt really bad and it's definitely not for everyone, but in the end it's just sex.

Spoken like a true cuck.

You are literally a cuck. And hey, if you're proud of it (which it sounds like you are) then all the more cuck power to you.

If you dont mind your gf getting her box smashed open by a BBC while you stand there and watch like a beta with your little cock in your hand.. then yeah, you wouldn't understand

Hahahaha what the fuck hahahaha

Yes. Anyone who laughs at cucks is because they are jelous that they themselves cant watch another guy fuck their girlfriend....... lol are you fucking insane?

All youve done is accept your place in the world. You are a little man that belongs in cuckold kingdom. You allow other men to fuck your girlfriend of 8 YEARS, because youll do absolutely NOTHING about it. You're a good little cuck that cant bear to lose his girlfriend so you go along with whatever whore shit she wants to do. You are a worthless little man that stands for nothing in this world.

I could come put my big dirty dick on your girlfriends face and you know what would happen... well, itll be like conor mcgregor says.. YOULL DO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING!!

So fuck off out of here and go and kill yourself so 5 dirty black men fuck your girlfriend in all her loose holes ontop of your pathetic grave