Imagine his ass hovering over your face, pushing out a sopping wet log

Imagine his ass hovering over your face, pushing out a sopping wet log.
Destination: Your throat.

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My body quivers in euphoria, as it slides down my throat.
The chunks of corn gently massaging my esophagus as it makes its way down...

so how many log posters are there now? I wonder if there are more yanks than brits (brits seem to be more poop obsessed)? What we can all agree now is that this is no longer the work of a lone individual.

Logging on

The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.

The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues.

What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.

It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.

Some of these girls are just downright crazy. While you just want the satisfaction of Andy’s warm log slidding down your fucking throat, many want something else. Many want… to start a life with the shit, or so to speak, meaning that their long-term goal in their endeavors is to suck a big one out of Andy Sixx’s asshole and use the log as a dildo to fuck their pussies with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human shit baby then when when they give birth to that retarded human shit baby, then want to suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until the retarded shit baby can’t take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over the inside of their mouths and then they want to spit the retarded human shit baby cum out and use the retarded shit baby cum as lubricant to finger their assholes with. And you thought you were fucked up.

After you’ve made it through, it becomes an “every BVB Army soldier emo fangirl for themselves scenario” in which a battle royal of carnage and bloodshed over who gets to lock their lips around Andy Sixx’s anus and suck the warm brown turd from within: the last person standing. After you have defeated everyone in battle, you will be allowed to knock on Andy’s dressing room and he will answer.

Get fucked log twats

Logless shill, kill yourself.

grow up

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shit, wrong one damn!

Right you poopy cunt, you're gonna get fucked

Yeah reporting in, lets get PISSY

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ITS PISSIN TIME

Mature much?

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Get off my board.

Piss is the future
Gargle it

Yes, I'm very mature thank you. I know not to drop toilet cakes on someones patio furniture, that's for sure

Fuck off, streamfags!

Listen pisster.There are way over 6 or 7 pisspics by this time. Day by day new piss streams are invented. Tell me- how do you cope with sadness of not embracing a piss stream?How do you even live with yourself knowing that you are cucked from piss streams everyday. You- not glugging dreamy steamy stream of piss. GLUGGING DOWN MY THROAT EVERY MOMENT OF MY EXISTANCE. It is really dreamy feeling which you will never experience. I feel pity for you. Pissless shill detected...

I would have to know his dietary habits for the past 24 hours before I could make an informed decision.

you just need a warm yellow liquid stream flowing into your eyes and nose
god thats so fucking hot

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Man I hate these Filth streaming procks

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Learn how to spell Pisslet

Your shit threads only make you stink
Now its Dani's Piss Stream that you must drink

Ha haa! You're hero sure doesn't drink that stuff

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There are some cheeky fuckers on here tonight that need to have their throats clogged

PLEASE, YOU LOGFAGS, IT'S NOT 'SLIDING', IT'S 'SLIDDING'. FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

has anyone played hitman? read this in diana's voice. it fit's perfectly.

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can I fill up your dry bowl Andy?

How uncouth you people are tut tut

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the silencers should be logs. but fucking kek anyway!

thread derailed by pissfags.

why worship the logs of the sixx, when you can worship robert's big log? youtube.com/results?search_query=robert plant big log

Fuck off pissfags

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Well sure he'so cool

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Get your own thread asshole. we appreciate the effort that you have put in. it just isn't going to clog our throats though.

Go gargle some piss faggot

kys logless shill

I will not have this shag sack insult me! let him get his piss out! I'll swallow it all and run a mile!

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Mmm...refreshing

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Yank log poster logging on.

bump

good morning fellow log poster. good to know you are fighting the cause over that side of the pond.