The Albertan separatist movement has been energized with Trudeau's response (or lack thereof) to the Fort McMurray...

The Albertan separatist movement has been energized with Trudeau's response (or lack thereof) to the Fort McMurray wildfire.

mtlblog.com/2015/10/manitoba-saskatchewan-alberta-b-c-want-to-seperate-from-canada/

What's say you Sup Forums? For or against?

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that part of Canada might as well join the US, its not libtarted like the eastern half

I'm for it so we can annex Alberta and finally continue the idea of manifest destiny.

yes i would very much vote for this, i also think it is the natural evolution of big nation states in a post nuclear world.

Decentralization is good for the common man. only benefit to your average joe with having a massive centralized government is protection from foreign elements. With nukes and alliances the chances for an actual war are close to 0 anyways so why put up with some sissy from Ottawa telling me what is or isnt legal when i live in BC?

Yes, fuck Cuckada.

As an Albertan it would be fuckin lovely to not be associated with anything East of Calgary.

Well Alberta and Saskatchewan are apparently the only non-cucked areas of Canada, so you'd be doing yourselves a favor desu

Its surprising those snowniggers way up by the north pole love weedman. Looks like you will have to cut them off as well

we don't want your crazies here. People are disgusted even of mention of such as thing!

leave out manitoba and were good, their economy is shit and winnipeg is full of niggers. imagine our economy without all the fucking quebecois pieces of shit and maritimers leeching billions of welfarebux a year

I'd like to see the results of the election before taking about entering statehood.

If it's Hillary or Sanders Alberta would reject it.

To be fair most of Ontario outside the greater Toronto area is blue (blue meaning Conservative here).

Even the east coast, which does vote liberal, is pretty socially conservative in my experience and I lived out there for a few years so I do have some first hand exposure to them. I believe they ote liberal for a combination of gibs (can't blame them no fucking jobs out there) and the fact they haven't been "enriched" yet.

Once some fishermen's daughters get gang banged from some new friends from Syria, I suspect voting patterns will start to cha he out there.

Alberta pretty much brought this on themselves. Don't expect the government to bail you out.

t. Ontario

I'm originally from Ontario. But live in Alberta now.

I support this western separation fuck eastern Canada

With all the oil money paying for your AIDS medication I'd assume you and your husband wouldn't be so salty.

At least we're not on fire fgt

Im all for it

I know you were persecuted in your homeland Mohammed but why Canada? Don't you have some cousins in Germany or Australia?

>One Canada one people

It's fucking embarrassing to be Atlantic Canada right now.

51st state when
I'd rather you guys than Puerto Rico

t. toothbrusher

Would it be possible for a Canadian province to secede and/or become and American territory? Is it possible Trump could annex parts of Canada who voted to secede?

WOOO!

51st state when?

so what happened with trudeau refusing help for putting out the fire?
did he really just refuse desperately needed help from russia and the US? preferring instead to watch the whole fucking place burn down?

How's things in brushland bro ?

As someone who has lived in Alberta for coming up on 3 years now, fuck this province.

Everyone here thinks they are so entitled to everything because they grew up during the oil boom, so everything they needed they pretty much got. And they have the balls to say the east are the ones who are the "muh-entitled" liberals, even though most Albertans have never set foot outside Alberta. I lived in Ontario for most of my life and yes, the east is more liberal than the west, but they're (mostly) not the radical far-left liberals you see posted on Sup Forums. Most Ontarians are rational centrists, and are farm better human beings on average than anyone I have met in Alberta. I would love to see Alberta secede and fail miserably. No one here has any concept of economics or money management and they're all just sitting around waiting for another oil boom. lol. fucking redneck mouth breathing retards.

Fuck Alberta.

It is legal for any Canadian province to secede, once it does, joining the US is the next logical step.

>mtlblog

Fucking clickbait shit

>Be at border gas station
>See wild Soctian
>Go up and ask if they really elected a drama teacher for a PM
>mfw

Yes, it's actually something that came up a handful of times during confederation.

Come on in

my nigga ross damn

>It is the future current year of 2017
>Trump and Putin launch a joint invasion of Cucknada
>Ottawa is sacked
>le Weedman is put in Guantanamo Bay, a place where he can enjoy the company of all his multicultural friends

Now:
>Putin invites Trump to the Kremlin
>Puts on the most lavish, glorious state banquet in Russia's history for President Trump
>Putin is jovial and gushing towards his honoured guest
>After dinner, Putin and Trump sit down alone in a smaller, cosier room by a fire for talks on land swaps
>Putin's demeanour changes suddenly. Not aggressive but not friendly either
>Putin puffs on a cigar and slowly drinks from a whiskey glass
>Tells Trump point blank he has none for him since he knows Trump doesn't smoke or drink
>Putin's black dog prowls the dark room

>Putin proposes two settlements
1) Russia gets all the Canadian land BAR Alberta. America can have oil-rich Alberta. Or...
2) The opposite; America gets the vast majority of Canada, while Russia gets Alberta...with a corridor to the ocean, of course.

>Putin presents the two offers as equally satisfactory to him
>He looks Trump in the eye, completely poker-faced and says "Take your pick, Mr President"

Which does Trump pick? Does he make the right choice?

your state is cucked as fuck you have no room to talk

>annually blue
>didnt vote trump in primaries

Russia would NEVER get any clay on the American landmass, north or south.

the real money is in the Arctic Ocean access, so Trump would be retarded to not take Option 2, and Putin would be retarded to offer it all for one province

I'm half Irish and half Acadian so feel free to go back to your child sex tourism trip in eastern Europe.

The conservative part of Canada really extends from the east half of bc to Sudbury ontario. The part of BC around Dawson Creek may as well be in Alberta, they have nothing in common with Van/Vic

Everyone I know who moved to Alberta from here in Ontario to try and get in on the oil money says the same thing, Albertans are apparently all nickel back tier shitheads.

better map

This guy gets it

>People exercising their sovereignty and free will to decide the course of their own fate, as the captains of their own destiny

I have nothing but adoration and pride in them, if they wish to become a free nation of and for themselves in order to better their own lives then I extend to them all my hopes that they craft themselves a better tomorrow.

Do it. Just don't lump Southeast Alaska in there.

Alberta can't secede because they don't have access to any oceans.

BC has to come with them or it won't work.

I'd only support a secessionist movement if the federal government in Canada keeps trying to ban firearms.

>letting the French win

Should have crushed them when we had the chance desu

>Alberta can't secede because they don't have access to any oceans.
explain

Mo, you lot are the ones known for child brides. None of that shit is going on over here.

This is a good first step for the reintegration of the Canadian provinces into the United States.

If the States invades Canada, I will support you guys all the way.

You kind of need oceans for trade, nigger.

this isn't 1847 m8

>Switzerland

Canada BTFO

Rivers don't exist? Roads don't exist?

Explain Switzerland.

Death to america.

yeah places like Florence and Novgorod never had any trade because they weren't coastal

good luck kill us with your zero (0) aircraft carriers lmao

Easterners would be glad if we left
until they realize we're taking our dole with us

They can join the USA- we'll add 4 little maple leafs to our flag.

Nobody wants to join the United Gay States of Ameriqueers, stop pushing it m8.

>implying aircraft carriers would be even remotely useful in a Canada-USA war

>wanting to join Brazil 2.0

Canadians don't want to join America. It's 60% white.

hah already have buyer's remorse about brexit? murica stronk

>complete and unrestricted control of air and sea would not be remotely useful in any war

t. German High Command c. 1944

Our electoral system makes us look a lot more liberal than we are, they only got 40% of the vote, Socially conservative Canadians are a lot more prevalent than it appears but historically the government wasn't used,or perceived to be at least, as a way to engineer social change so it's not like America where all the evangelicals unify and vote republican, I expect in the future this will change as our social conservatives start to see their values really come under attack from Trudeau's diversity.

pfftt, let's just put rockets on hawaii and shoot it to the japanese and make them 50th. we wouldn't even need a new flag.

>planes cannot take off from mainland

Aircraft carriers are useful against anyone but poor ass somali pirates

>Implying that having more moose would be remotely useful in a Canada/US war

For. Fuck Trudeau. From someone in B.C

>implying aircraft carriers can navigate the great lakes and go inland

>voting cuckservative makes you non-cucked!

Trump will tell him to fuck off

Do you have a reasonable explanation for why coastal American states are inevitably more developed than ones that are landlocked?

...

Are you deliberately being this stupid?
>This land-locked Canadian territory can't leave Canada! That would turn it into a land-locked US state!
What's the difference? It will have a border with the US. It will be able to freely trade with the US with roads, airspace, and rivers.

Why would the US want Alberta? It makes no money anymore. As its own state, it would flounder and die as it doesn't produce a ton anymore, and it trade very easily compared to the provinces with sea access or extensive canal networks (like those with access to the great lakes)

>Edmonton elected notley
My fucking sides

We'll take them

>Why would the US want Alberta?
Americans love Canadians, dude. Why not? More clay. Manifest destiny.

> It makes no money anymore.
Maybe it's doing poorly because of mismanagement from Canada's leadership? Maybe the farms, businesses, etc. would be healthier under US law?

how fucking new are you?

>implying they have to

aerial refueling gives any aircraft the range to go from the Atlantic or Pacific coast to anywhere in Canada and back

Besides, you never know if it could have a domino effect. More territories might follow suit. Even ones with sea access!

I can't get over this picture. Look how strongly left Edmonton is

>Edmonton
>White

No

here you go m8
archive.is/Zrf9a

It should be just BC, Alberta and Yukon, fuck Manitoba and Sask-ass-chew-on

>they only got 40% of the vote

Less. Trudeau actually won a smaller percentage of the popular vote than Harper won in 2011. The media, though, especially the CBC, will tell us that Harper was a mean old pariah that everyone despised, but Trudeau is a universally beloved celebrity figure.

>Alberta
>conservative

Pic related.

>Why would the US want Alberta? It makes no money anymore.

No. Alberta is the only province or territory in Canada that sends more to the federal government (through the taxes of its residents) than it receives back in both federal transfers and federal expenditures. Even Saskatchewan, which is about as politically conservative as Alberta, is still working towards being a net contributor.

Alberta beating us on the separation race would be funny I guess.

British Columbia is the most socially progressive, hipster-infested province in the country, and is massively supportive of Justin. The Yukon is a money pit, and the people living there literally would be able to afford to survive if not for extensive federal subsidization.

Id laugh really hard if Canada balkanized before the us

You can join us only if you send your feminists north

>domino effect

'nam is over in case you forgot

>Albertans keep telling everyone in Canada how badass and conservative they are
>Vote for the NPD on provincial scale to fuck them in the ass
KeK

Buttmad poorfags detected

It'll die out soon. Cultural Marxism has poisoned the younger generation and when the older Conservatives pass away so will what's left of Canada. I'm concidering on moving to the states within 3-5 years.

for.

>NPD

You have revealed yourself, Frenchman.

>those snowniggers

Who the fuck says this?

Besides some non white cunt.

Keep your fucking ass on reddit you bastard.

Alberta went full retard because the Conservatives were making stupid decisions and voted a bunch of socialist in protest. What they didn't realized was millenials can vote now and people weren't expecting for the NDP to win. Now we're fucked for 3 more years, unless more millenials out vote the other parties.

You know damn well 90% of people on this board are autistic 16yo virgins addicted to sniffing glue.

That is who says snowniggers

That's anyone who says _____niggers

Well then I hope the whole fucking province burns to ashes

>N/A