WHAT IS THE FASTEST WAY OF GETTING MY DICK SUCKED IN THE 8TH GRADE?.?

WHAT IS THE FASTEST WAY OF GETTING MY DICK SUCKED IN THE 8TH GRADE?.?

do you own or have access to a gun? any will do but handguns are easiest.

be gay.

be an adult, get locked up in jail, make bubba your bitch.

>trump thread ran out so hes gone make pedo threads

Transfer to a Catholic school.

Talk to your Gym teacher

Getting your weenus sucked in the 7th grade.

These

Get the fuck off this board you little shit.

Are you the teacher?

underage b&

Luck. Or just be a massive slut and someone will give in eventually. Or maybe you'll get in trouble. You really can't win, but make sure you brag about it constantly if you do have sex because it will have absolutely been a good job by you and not some random bullshit.

And hope no one got STDs or pregnant.

Date a girl then finger her in a changing room, then ask her to suck your dick 9/10 times it works

Yes!

Sell weed.

Get in the fucking van.

Cozy up to your art teacher, Mr. Jellineck.

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yeah get a gun, single out a girl and hold her hostage.

Vacuum cleaner.

Do what I did... Go to those extra classes that only girls usually take and profit.

Mods!!!! Under age summer faggot detected!