Eva Green appreciation thread

Eva Green appreciation thread

I'm a gay man, and I would sleep with her.

Eva can turn any man straight, and any woman gay.

Eva Thread, my favorite kind.

I approve of mommy threads

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yea but does she know how to torture testicles?

she's been my waifu since casino royale

how can i marry her bros?

ahhh the mighty jewess. The best one she is, unlike the other anorexic monkey GG.

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hows the ass game? i need to know asap.

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Yummy mummy

What does she do to trannies?

fists them violently.

You can't. She's an autistic forever alone IRL.

I get the feeling she's about to order me to do something very humiliating

this

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so thats why she fucked that weirdo tim burton? shes a weirdo herself.

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jesus christ that pic

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this picture is ridiculous.

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>want to fuck mommy
>go to her room to tell her about it
>step dad is home
>walk in and spill spaghetti
>pic related
>"What are you doing in here, faggot?"
>leave crying

What do?

Do all french women have that weird vibe?

Post more of her in the MCU threads please

y-you too

;_;

>women you would be personal toilets for

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>Eva will never lay your head on her lap and let you suckle on her breast while she jerks you off

END ME

He broke up with his last buxom, witchy Jewfu, he needed a new one.

36 and still hotter than the majority of bitches posted her who are ten years younger, how does she do it?

They are cute together desu.

what's your favorite eva flick?

I mean, really, why even bother?

want her to press her foot into my face t b h

>flick
>implying Eva doesn't instantly make the shittiest movie into kino

>she will never be your supercool teacher at an all-girls boarding schoolwho drugs you and sucks on your nipple
fuck

why did Sup Forums turn into a board filled with losers wanting to fuck their own moms?

mods, please ban this incest bullshit.

She's a succubus, that's how.

I'd let her steal my soul, it'd be totally worth it

>wanting to fuck their own moms?

who said that you retarded faggot ?

>It's an Eva gets her tits out episode

Imagine how comfy it would be being slowly dissolved in her fiery womb for all eternity

That spanish girl was a dumbass for not banging her.

Also Eva did nothing wrong in that film she just wanted the V

So smug

I really really dont like this pic of her

you'll learn to appreciate it

makes me laugh every time

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She does. Imagine that shitty 300 sequel without her.

you mean every episone?

absolutely disgusting

Literally deformed. I'll never understand the obsessive fascination people have for this goblin.

Is it because big tits on a man face? I don't get it

what kino is this from? does anything actually happen?

why does she have no arms???

or sin city 2

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that's why shes so perfect user

absolutely better, but still disgusting

You're right

Would you say "Mazel tov" to her body of work?

DELETE THIS

Much better

Don't try to insult my goddess again

She fapped so much they fell off :(

>Daniel Craig will never be your dad
>Eva Green will never be your mom

How can I live anymore?

same. nice tits that she likes to show off but that's literally it. I just don't get it.

i know bro ;3

Daniel Craig sounds like a major asshole

Have you not seen/read his interviews from right before Spectre came out?

>Cracks
someone's nipple gets sucked

> It's a " Mistress T ft. Eva Green" episode

life is truly pain and suffering

Maybe it's a butterface fetish

I know what I'm jerking off to tonight

Thanks, user.

Is Eva involved?

But imagine being the son in that family? You would basically be rich, and be carved out of marble.

Cracks and yes she molests a young looking girl

No, you would look like an albino gargoyle

True

And you get to oogle at Eva all day while daddy is out filming James Bond #76 for a billion dollars.

alright, I'll be sure to watch

It's call Cracks it's a good film.

Eva green plays a lesbian pedo who falls in love for the first time with her 14 year old student.

Juno temple also in it and wants to bang Eva throughout the film.

Also the love scene between Eva and the Spanish is not graphic sadly but the way it's presented is erotic as hell.

Eva is one of the few 10/10s out there

Mew and january Jones are the otger two

gonna need some more greentext to crank it too,

I would kill for this

lesbiankino desu

Why ain't this bitch preggo yet. Why is she taking so long.

one of these is not like the others

I'd pay Eva $150 million dollars to do this. It has to be at least an hour long video though.

Fuck Craig and fuck Bond

She hasn't met me yet :)

has anyone here seen eva's entire filmography?

All 17?

She only goes for hairy, masculine men.

I'd pay Eva just to fart in my general direction

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It really was. Also fuck the critic for giving it so many bad score because they wanted ''muh pc happy homos' or "muh spoonfed backstory"

I've fapped to each of the films multiple times user.