How do you hook up with girls at festivals?

how do you hook up with girls at festivals?

look like that dude

dance like that dude

talk like that dude

pray like that dude

f2pbp

Disregard sluts... gain asthetics and gain asthetics dance skills

Depends on the festival you go to. You need to be a fit Chad at EDM festivals, you need to have a strong sense of style at hip hop festivals, you need to go hard but not too hard at rock festivals, you need to be fit and have a strong jawline and jeans at country festivals, you need to have a consistent aesthetic and nice eyes at indie festivals, you need to be black at hipster festivals, etc.

I hand out pamphlets with my topsters chart and dick picks in them

Why is this guy looks so sad?

He knows she doesn’t want him for his personality

probably because he's dead right now

nice trips, but that stuff you wrote -- wtf does it even mean?

sad story

He knows he is going to die.

What about this shit show?

What about harsh noise wall?

>not knowing who 'that dude' is
Heathens. Sup Forums has truly lost its way.

Have a strong sense of style and be conventionally attractive or somewhat fit

Side note, on what fucking planet is Mac Miller headlining over Future?

Just be yourself.

Why is aziz even relevant?

u think music nerds ever knew who zyzz was

I literally only see 40 year old men in suits at hnw shows. Europe is weird.

I don't look half as "good" as OP's pic, but I honestly wouldn't want to look like that fag even if someone would give me money for that

because ugly sex doesnt satisfy

>i was only pretending

Fuck off retard.

How does he not have a rock solid boner talking to that aryan goddess in the pic?

are you new

she's a 7/10 at best......

Sour grapes

t. virgin

>still getting boners during the day

this is pretty sad

Mediocre face and ugly as fuck spray tan

...

literally looks like a shitty jrpg protag

Holy shit.

look good
have a big dick
wear band t of somesort so it's easy to start convos both ways
profit

Talk to them you pussy, girls there want sex, go find it.

>Kučka

What the dicking fuck are you talking about?

See

lol

>fat sunburnt bimbo with saggy breasts
>aryan goddess
lmfao

fuck you user I'm sad again

>it has almost been 6 years since Zyzz was taken from us

we're all gonna make it brehs

...

based

but his face is ugly as fuck, body is achievable

she is *not* attractive
i think you're goofing

>imagine writing this, and thinking you're being clever but that theres some truth in it

I was just at camp bisco and this guy sucked me off for a gram or ket

>not getting the meme
>actually thinking shes attractive
0/2

:')

Put your penis inside them

Fuck is this really the guy in the OP? he is based as fuck.

>implying this isn't some fake account

by being a chad

Is that xavier renegade angel

>only a couple people ITT know about zeez
I am disappoint, moo

fucking based Chad holy shit

>oh no, people don't know my very funny meme

>my
Zyzz is a Sup Forums legend, you fucking newfag philistine

do you idiots call a legend to everybody
he didnt do shit

hey pajeet

Faggot

>he hasn't taken the Zyzz pill

What life?
doing drugs while fucking underages girls? pathetic

You just approach em and say ''hi whats up, which band are you looking most forward to'' followed by ''really? no way, same here.''

These guys must be really fucking dead inside if the only thing that gives them a release from their corporate lifestyles is harsh noise.

Don't listen to these betas. You gotta reach my physique to get laid, especially at music festivals.

>being this much of a sad cunt
Damn right brah

Go home ice

i always get tons of girls at festivals and concerts but that's because i work there and have nothing but opportunities to talk to them.

if you're attending by yourself it's not going to be easy, even if you are good looking, and that's because people usually stick with their friends and move around a lot.

obviously as people get more intoxicated and it gets closer to the end it's easier. it's not that difficult to get numbers. it's actually very easy, once you internalize that all you need to do is just ask, but getting a response is never guaranteed.

if you're looking to meet and go home with a girl the same night you met her and don't have friends with you, good luck.

Step 1. Be attractive
Step 2. Don't be not attractive.

Just start talking to them. Ask them questions and don't JUST agree with them all the time but be polite. Being funny helps too.

>Sup Forums legend
>oh my god lets all post this bodybuilder so random

old Sup Forums was shit

>reddit comment section
you need to go back

zyzz wasn't even old Sup Forums

It was certainly better than the lebbit-infested shitfest it is now.