Can you guys rate my cock

can you guys rate my cock

What cock OP?

my dick is atleast 6 inches when its hard noob

Nice pecan bud. You aren't fooling anyone

I Dont think thats real. If i would be a woman i would give 0.1/10

That's not a cock, that's a peepee at best

If give it a 2.3 Any cock that can get hard is at least a 2. Some of those big bigger socks stay floppy and limp. But u know ur not hung like a horse . Like me. What do you guys think?

I Dont think thats real. If i would be a woman i would give 0.1/10

Die

I want to. But not becuz any cocks. More so the banality of the world's reality. Born only to die. Eat only to be hungry. Cum only to get hard again. Ughhh. Woe is me

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kek

Don't worry user. My flaccid shit sucks too

You could at least get circumcised

Lmao

it looks like a bugle

Sure, where is it?

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lmao this fucking thread is killing me

1 wicked keyboard solo /10.

Thats a micropenis dude

His or mine?

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Who takes a picture like this and thinks to themselves, "hey, that's not bad, I'm gonna save that", instead of immediately deleting it?

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Lmao..your right but believe it or not I've gotten laid after sending this pic. I was severely obese last year. I've lost 50 lbs and continue to drop. I post on Craigslist every few days and just cast my line put there. I tell girls I'm not hung but they respect the honesty and hook up. I know it's not hot but some girls like big and hairy. Plus I eat pussy like a bull dike...

You may have a baby dick, but at least you got dubs.

>I post on Craigslist

kys

Thanks for your honesty.

I'll take the wins where I can find em.

Bro it works tho. Where i live there's hella ppl. I think of it like fishing. I just cast hella lines every where. I may seem pathetic and untraditional but the nuts bust just the same. Serotin rush feels just the same. And it's KINKY and kinda underground. It's fun man. Try it sometime.

2/10

Rate mine

weird looking shape but big enough to do the job

6.8/10. Nice girth and decent length. The shape is perfect to stimulate g spot. Don't be a dick about it tho.

How's mine though?

me?

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My gf has fucked like 16 guys and always tell me mine is the best she had, but not the biggest.

>clawhanding

10/10 would worship

Why?

Cuz the color and crown?

It's tiny

Baby alien dick/10.

WTF is that

Not the same user

How would I go about it? I've only been with one woman for like 4 years, and I'm finally confident enough to test my waters. Unfortunately I'm not confident enough to fuck strangers, so how're you okay with it?

Random pussy for your troubles.

Get it erect/10

It already is. Lol

I've been told it's average. I'm fatter now but it's 5 inch and sorta thick girth. Idk I just appreciate the kind words.

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A bpi certified obese 511 250lb guy laying down and cold. Not horny at all. It's get hard tho

flush the fuckin toilet

That's a pretty pussy.

Well for me I'm a pretty gross looking guy, as u can see from my nude I posted earlier. So u probably have a step on me to begin with. I simply post on CL every 3 days. Update my post on causal encounters and w4m relationship sections. The key is your post. On CL there is way more dicks than cunts on there...so ur post had got to stand out. I am 1000% honest and humorous. Your writing should convey wit cuz it's attractive and your honesty will compel them to follow thru and respond to u. I tell them I live with my family. I'm fat and have a 5 inch cock. I am simply honest in what I want and what I expect. I may seem untruthful at first but u have to drop your ego and any self respect u think u have momentarily until u strike a nerve. What i mean by that is I've found a perfectly worded post that get a me at least 3 responses a week.

From there u just got to be funny and seal the deal. And the sex is more fun because your not trying to his anything or have them like you becuz it's already all out there. Hope this helps.

Lmao. U right...

It does help a bit, but I overthink everything so I'm still nervous.

I didn't really do a lot with my ex, so I'm pretty inexperienced. Maybe I can add that to my ad.


I have more nice puss. :^)

smol/10

Where d everyone go

Japanese porn star/10

Yeah I am an overthinker too. Have had many partners becuz my weight but the few I have had were very KINKY and experimental. So finding someone that's into specific stuff is harder than just getting laid. You gotta just do it and ride the wave. You'll look back at experiences and smile.....we have life by the balls.....just squeeze.

They're intimidated by your huge dick.

Looks like mine.

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A bag of your dicks.

This thread made me feel good about my dick, so thanks OP.

I'll try and give it a shot OP thanks. Wish my nervous ass good luck and here's the last of the set.

Alf's face/10

Should I shave?

Good luck and cum hard. You saved the best for last. Ibhavent seen a pussy that soft and smooth since elementary school

as the janitor?

You'd lose the razor in there.
Start with trimming

I used to have a lol gf back in 1st grade. I think she was abused becuz she knew way too much about sex that early.

How big is it?

wearing the same pajama bottoms as op shit

wtf those are my pjs

What are your dicks like though?

nothing like ops

Mine

4/skin

proof

Whenever I post in dick rate threads no one rates my dick, it sucks.

I'll rate your dick user.

7.5"x6"

Here you go.

Could be perspective, my dick looks bigger than that when it's flaccid

[spoiler]My dick is about 7 inches long though[/spoiler]

I love those crisps.

Yeah cpuld be perspective. Ive measured it out and it was 5 inch may be shorter now cuz I've gained some weight around my pubic bone

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You let me down.

Preach

My 3 year old nephew has a bigger dick

Actual big dick here.
Kik JohnvanMajor

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Prove it.

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Nah just got busy watching My Hero Academia.

You're a 6/10 cuz of that weird curve you got going on. Embrace it tho.

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6/10

You think i got a small dick?

Rate mine