How often do you shower?

How often do you shower?

Only after a good romp session with your Mom

daily, you stinky ass nigger

Every 3rd day

twice a day you stinky ass nigger

When I go out, sometimes not for a couple of weeks.

when I wake up, and before going to bed
and after workouts (I never workout)

Good luck on looking a lot older than you are. Showering too often prematurely ages your skin. And showering daily, or twice a day is considered too often.

ya but i shower with antiseptic soap, germy ass nigger

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spotted the NEET that can't afford warm water and soap

when i notice myself stink

Almost everyday. Taking a shower feels quite good.

I bet I make more than you do. Unless you have a job where you're working your ass off and working up a sweat. You don't need to shower daily.

As I get older, the more I'd like my skin to look younger, so if eating properly and not showering as often will do that, then I will.

5 or 6 times a week.

Use lotion you stinky anime watching retard

I do use lotion, but that still doesn't change the fact that washing too often damages and ages your skin. So enjoy looking 50 when you're 40 faggot.

You're wrong and have poor hygiene. If i were you id kill myself. Preferably in the bath or shower you sick fuck.

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>I do use lotion, but that still doesn't change the fact that washing too often damages and ages your skin. So enjoy looking 50 when you're 40 faggot.

Not enough, user. Not enough.

I'm 100% right. And you're going to have haggard skin when you're older.

>never showers
>looks maybe half a year younger at most
>smells like a dead horse's asshole

this is you; is it worth it?

The village elders only let us have water once a week for showering, so I wash daily in the stream, and shower once a month when it is my turn.

dude, real talk now, you cannot justify smelling like rancid sweat to your coworkers, friends, or even stranger in public transportation if you do use those

you are a disgrace, but people are just to polite to tell you, to your face, that you smell like shit, that your hair is greasy and the palm of your hand feel like a day old sandwich.

Grow up, buy some gentle shower gel with no soap for sensitive fucking skin if you want, but stop being that fucking guy, nobody likes the smelly fucker, no one.

Also, no, showering has no fucking aging effect. Sun exposure ages your skin, not soap.
Source : I'm a doctor and my sister is a dermatologist, now suck it up and stop stinking the room.

thank you

I scrape the smegma off with a cheese grater so there's no need to shower, it makes my dick look older.

Dirtyfag excuses

I don't shower, I prefer baths instead... I might have a shower like once a month to switch it up from baths.
Usually have one whenever I go out to socialise.
Once or twice a week.

When I have a job I'll have a bath/shower once every 2 days, or once a day depending on how sweaty I got.

Where did I say I never shower? I said showering too often is bad for your skin. And that once a day is too often.

You have some serious problems with reading comprehension don't you?

tl;dr If you don't stink, don't shower.

Moronic replies.

Depends on how many shits I take. I shower after every time I poop

Shower each morning, sauna and bath/swim with cold rinse every night.