How do I get a goddess like this as my girlfriend?

How do I get a goddess like this as my girlfriend?

Open up a burger stand.

Cover yourself in icing you stupid dick slobber.

> place cake on floor
> place cardboard box carefully over cake on a stick
>wait

In real life she's not all that. She's a lot shorter than she looks which only makes her look fatter.

Also these

You don't. Same goes with any woman - you have nothing to offer.

This was before she got big

how do you know that?

She was such a hottie before getting fat: wide hips, nice face, 'em titties. Such a trainwreck now.

what do you have that she wants?

my dick

Weird that you're so quick at posting other guys dicks. If it's yours time stamp.

If this is you I'll give you her number.

Who is this goddess?

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what the fuck is that

also Lucy vixen is ugly as fuck

Idk go down to the nearest donut shop and pick one up

Trisha paytas. Here is better picture

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all of the above, also you could make it very clear to her that if she has to be your girlfriend or else and if she try's to tell anyone the truth eg friends family or the cops she's fucking dead. She can hang out with her friends and family like normal and you're her new bf.

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