>tfw 2002
>sit in your room edging to MTV for 30 minutes because you know Dirrty is coming up any time now
Tfw 2002
Aaron Wilson
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Levi Gomez
A year later: edging to Stacy's Mom, but waiting until the old hag got off screen to see Stacy and explode buckets
Robert Gutierrez
Much better:
Samuel Morgan
Pleb
Oliver Stewart
Youngfags will never know this struggle
Matthew Garcia
T H I S
Stacey's mom=reddit
Stacey=4pham
Jaxon Nelson
Adrian Robinson
what r u talking about? who is stacy
Brandon Parker
>mommies
>Reddit
Hola Reddito!
Adrian Stewart
>watch E! At night
>wild on is on
>volume at 1
>thumb on "prev" to turn to Sportscenter in case mom walks by
Pressure faps my man. Some of the best
Isaac Walker
It's not a mummy though. This milf thing is as reddit as it gets. Especially with a top tier qt in the vid
Jonathan Perez
>thumb on "prev" to turn to Sportscenter in case mom walks by
HOLY OMG THE MEMORIES
Easton Howard
honestly even as a young kid i thought this was gross
maybe i was spoiled because we had HBO
Brandon Smith
My nigga, you know what's up.
Austin Bennett
Same here, Cinemax was lit at night.
Cameron White
Get out underage
Christian Smith
It doesn't matter who Stacy is, you child, because it's about her mom.
John Adams
u could download/watch these music videos online back then
plebs
Easton Moore
Frigg off reddit
Aaron Diaz
>spending half an hour to download a 96kbps RealPlayer clip on Kazaa
>it turns out to be CP anyway
Xavier Hernandez
so?
Jason Jenkins
>Mom clips through the door
>damage control.tiff
>Can't rewind to fap
>Fap to the goth slut in social studies
Matthew Hall
Pleb filter detected >Christina Aguilera
Not choosing this youtube.com
Tyler Phillips
Ausbro version:
youtube.com
>tfw kiss kiss came out around the same time as dirrty and you had a good chance of seeing them played back to back.
Joshua Diaz
lmao @ your life
Do you even HEY HEY YOU YOU
Gabriel Price
pfft not staying up to watch the big booty black bitches and some hysterical videos from bet uncut
this be one of them
jam on this fellow anons
youtube.com
Justin Russell
>when you have to time it to the absolute last stroke to make sure you nut to Beyonce and not to the fat chick
Ryan Young
YOU'LL NEVER BE MY BOYFRIEND
;_______________;
Dylan Phillips
>family is in finished basement watching some shit on the bigger TV
>me upstairs in living room
>rocking mesh shorts with no undies
>watching that MTV show where they had runway models
>Chemical Bros or something playing music in the background
>Edging furiously while eagerly awaiting some kind of nip slip or mesh shirt
>Nipple ahoy!
>Finish all over inside of shorts
>Hide them between bed and corner of room
>Find them magically cleaned in drawer months later
If only these kids would know what it's like not to have mountains of porn at your fingertips 24/7...
Hunter Morgan
That 'Last' button was my fucking nigga. I would have to hit it and then go one channel up so that if they suspected anything they couldn't check.
Gavin Clark
Spot the homo.
Nathan Jackson
>hit "last channel"
>realize you were flipping back and forth between a Girls Gone Wild infomercial on Comedy Central and Showgirls on IFC
>you just flipped from a drunk teenager shaking her clip-art covered boobs accompanied by steel drum music to Elizabeth Berkley having absurd epilepsy sex with Agent Cooper in a pool
Colton Smith
BASED
A
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E
D
Noah Price
it really was exciting. shit I remember when my parents would leave the house I would raid their room to see if they had any porn any where and hit the jackpot on some vhs tapes with brazillian chicks and some dirty spanish comic books called vacilon. good times. oh and porn in the woods lmao.
Samuel Stewart
>not knowing the girl talk remix version...no way no way
Nolan Murphy
>>Find them magically cleaned in drawer months later
Michael Foster
>Girls Gone Wild infomercial
Pure fapkino
Jack Brooks
youtube.com
Used to fap to this all the time. Maya gets you worked up and then Pink's bit comes just soon enough to keep you from nutting so you can last to Christina.
Owen Sanders
Play this song faggot, you're welcome...it's a dope remix
Anthony Jenkins
guilty fap
Joshua Long
I had a cheater box and I was spoiled with softcore porn. Fuck the Spice channel though, that shit was usually gross, balloon-titted uggos, but of course all my friends wanted to watch that one out of any of them. I was more turned on by the late night Skinemax/Showtime show where they showcased nudity on TV in other countries.
Jacob Jenkins
high class
Michael Williams
>porn in the woods lmao.
I used to find porn in the woods as a kid, and then I would try to hide it under a rock (for future reference). Then when I'd come back a few days later, it would be gone.
Josiah Green
Fapping to music videos? Really?
In 2002 as a 14 year old I was fapping to Vicky videos downloaded in Kazaa you pleb.
Xavier Jones
This is complete fucking shit.
John King
same lmao
Alexander Campbell
i dare you to unironically post something subjectively better
Nathaniel Campbell
>I would have to hit it and then go one channel up so that if they suspected anything they couldn't check.
Kek. Pretty smart, user.
Jordan Robinson
I could never finish this: youtube.com
Once she was in that goofy white getup where side boob was revealed, it was blast off time
Joseph Baker
>people really thought Xtina was hotter than Britney
absolute plebs
Alexander Campbell
I Miss kazaa
Luke Morris
EXACTLY, see my post
Parker White
Lucas Hernandez
Only 30ish year olds will have gotten to experience the great porn pathway of rags to riches:
forest/schoolbus smut mags -> late night skinemax -> first friend to turn 18 rental -> kazaa clips -> morpheus/limewire/bearshare vidz -> porn websites -> inifinite porn websites -> shitter smut on a smart phone
The progression is astounding. Some guys lived their whole lives getting off to spying on their sisters' leggings.
Chase Thompson
40+ year olds plz leave
Jacob Flores
>watching Howard Stern show, hopefully there's a pornstar on
>Girls Gone Wild and phone sex commercials
How the fuck could I get off to censored nudity so easily
Henry Williams
>leaving out napster
>including to litererally who programs (bear/frozen) kys you're no older than 26
Jeremiah Sanchez
My neighbor, I like to watch her mom from my house and jerk off, but I always finish to Stacey.
Michael Flores
Owen Rogers
...
Levi Bennett
>download "CHRISTINA_AGUILERA_AND_BRITNEY_SPEARS_NUDE_PHOTOS_TOGETHER!!_NEW_2001_XXX.mp3 (62KB)
MY FELLOW AMERICANS, I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN
Mason Campbell
>napster was a video-sharing platform
try harder underaged fgt
Justin Price
When you watch others fuck, YOU are the cuck.
Nathan Abrams on Jews in the American Porn Industry
jewishquarterly.org
Pornography
en.metapedia.org
>The hardcore pornography industry in film and image format is in particular associated with the United States and many of the most powerful people within the industry in ownership and distribution roles have been Ashkenazi Jews
Pornography, Sex Slaves, Prostitution…Why are These Businesses Dominated by Jews?
erichufschmid.net
Study Archive of Jewish Pornographers in Modern Societies
jewwatch.com
Anti-Pornography Activist
antipornographyactivist.wordpress.com
The Effects of Pornography
ccpa-accp.ca
Porn Addiction Destroys Relationships, Lives
sfgate.com
Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 1
theoccidentalobserver.net
Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 2
theoccidentalobserver.net
Pornography's Effects on Adult and Child
mentalhealthlibrary.info
Study: Watching Porn Boosts Support for Homosexual Marriage
washingtontimes.com
Your Brain on Porn
yourbrainonporn.com
Levi Morris
MTV?
I used to edge to TheBOX
Jacob Clark
"christinaaguilerabritneyspearsasianxxxcocksuckingniggerlatinaassrapetittytwister.exe"
Gabriel Howard
There's one Kazaa porn video that I remember and haven't been able to find since. It was some amateur camcorder video of a middle-aged woman talking about having sex on her mom's bed and giving head, I think. It's my porn white whale.
Those were the days, though.
Aaron Long
BET Uncut y'all
Nicholas Adams
You were part of the cycle of forest porn
Carter Richardson
SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS
John Wood
How is this relevant to a group of over 30s recalling masturbation memories from over a decade ago.
Landon Walker
what did he mean by this
Camden Cruz
>not recording it and cumming on demand
Lucas Brooks
My memory might be failing me now, but I remember Napster being for music only (at least, for audio files).
The first program I downloaded for videos was KaZaA.
Christian Wright
>1998
>wait everyone go to sleep
>sneak into the computer room like a ninja
>put pillows around the PC so the noise of the fans and modem don't wake up the whole block
>wait for 5minutes for a decebt 45kbps dial up
>open my email
>check my porn pics mailing list folder
>its over 9000 mensagens of spam in size
>sort through them
>find a name that catches my eye on the subject (like jena jameson, Pamela anderson, Silvia Saint, Carmen Electra, etc)
>Open the link on the browser
>each pic takes about 3 minutes to load
>repeat the process for around 20pics
>fap gloriously for 20 low quality pics
>have to Save the pics on an unsuspecting zipped renamed hidden folder on windows 98 so no one would catch it
Now kids have tits on their phones
You fucks have no idea how hard it was
Thomas Nguyen
>best fap music vids
>not including thong song
youtube.com
Source of my jungle fever.
Jacob Campbell
I had a friend once have me screenshot the strippers from Duke Nukem ("shake it baby"), print the pixelated images, and he would fap to them.
Matthew Stewart
What dumbass didn't do this?
Elijah Peterson
DAMN
bruce willis looks like that now?
Alexander Nelson
>it's another Saturday night alone waiting for Comedy Central to be over so you can jack off to infomercials then fall asleep to someone selling the Magic Bullet
Dominic Stewart
I'm trying this
Jack Sullivan
He's trolling you.
Oliver Kelly
>watching porn channel
>every once in a while think I see a nipple through the static
Ryder Young
i used to beat off to that Madonna video where she's sprawled out on a bed with that matador. fuck that shit had me diamonds. also loved Mariah Carey in "Honey" when she stripped and dove into the water. Shit was cash.
Asher Hall
14 year old me in the early 2000s
>so desperate to see tits that i would check out photography books from the library because they had artistic nudes in them.
>only computer in the house was in the living room where the entire family hung out
>dial up
14 year old little brother today
>has smart phone and tablet with no internet filtering.
>unlimited access to tubesites.
>150 mbps wifi
Kevin Gonzalez
me
I never fapped to anything on tv while it was airing
Ryan Jenkins
>tfw Britney Spears' Toxic was on the charts for months
>almost guaranteed and scheduled fap when the top 10 songs program came on
Benjamin Scott
>tfw you forgot Randy Moss was a fucking Viking
getting old feels awful
Jace Fisher
>would wait for everyone to fall asleep
>record moves from skinemax
>hide the VHS after a few good movies were found
>when was the only one home alone would watch and beat off
good god that was a real chore user.
Leo Sullivan
same user. seeing mya's ass always made me diamonds.
Nicholas Rogers
Favorite faps from VHS:
>Lifeforce awakening scene
>Snippet from PLayboy Night Calls
>Assorted Friday the 13th nude scenes
Easton Cook
The Goldmember DVD had a Britney video on it, that was my go-to when I was desperate/trapped in my room.
Jason Turner
Right there with you, although I think it's probably a good thing I didn't go from zero to 1080p60fps.
Ian Cruz
>not available
Nicholas Roberts
>having parents that distrusted you so badly they might take the remote from you and check what was on the "last" selection
Jesus Christ man, did they even love you? They had absolutely zero trust and no respect to privacy?
Nicholas Edwards
>going through the channels
>suddenly the porn channel works for just a second
>instant boner
>fap to the distortion and the occasional boob
those were the days man
Austin Powell
>dig through old VHS tapes
>spot R rating
>fast forward through it looking for a nude scene
>if there is one fap
>repeat with next R rated tape
Hunter White
>welcome to /30+/
Dominic Price
Launch the Dickships!
Levi James
>2016
>edging for hours and hours on LSD to POV femdom, humiliation, cuck, and various other extreme fetishises I've accumulated through the ages
>take a break and listen to some music for a while
>resume edging
>start fapping through my archives of waifus and sexy girls I've saved from this site and other chans
>cycle through high res pics and webms
>the LSD makes looking into their eyes very interesting, especially ultra high res pics
>take another break and get something to drink
>switch back to femdom, then shemales, the regular porn, some gay porn, and back to femdom
>turn off monitor for a while, close eyes and fap with my imagination for a while
and when I'm finally ready to cum, the orgasm is INTENSE. I always leave the blotter in my mouth and under my tongue and it feels orgasmic so even before I cum or even start fapping my body experiences "bodygasms" which is the best way I can describe it. hands down the best orgasms I've ever had have been on LSD.
Justin Morris
>download porn off of Limewire
>ready to fap
>it's a guy getting shot and stabbed
>delete video
>Limewire fucks your shit up anyway
I probably burned through 3 desktops this way.