Order pizza

>order pizza
>this shows up at your door 30 minutes later
>*woof* that will be 24.99 plus tip

what do

Hope that 24.99 plus tip gets you the pizza and the dog

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Kick it's ass and take the $20+ dollars off its person. Then eat the pizza like a boss as it yelps and scurries away. I'm such a baws.

Insert penis in dog.

But dogs can't talk...

raw dog it

>One shitty Domino's.
>$24.99
>plus tip
>I ain't paying that shit, puppy
>pic related

Tip with a few pupperoni

weirdly enough i've just ordered pizza and they said it'll be here in 30 minutes.

Pay the kind dogger its money plus a little tip for his troubles.

It's going to be a robot that arrives in a self driving smart car that comes to your door and you have to enter a pass code provided from the internet to open a locked hot bag with your pizza in it and an $8 delivery fee.

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but....how am I supposed to bang the delivery boy?

>the future is a dark place

>give him every bill in my wallet
>go through my house collecting every bill I can find
>dig through my couches for change
>hand him those too
>dig through my girlfriend's purse
>give him every dollar I find in there
>give him some raw hides
>pet him for 45 minutes straight
>eventually let him leave and get back to work
>"Y-You too..."

give a monopoly 20 and 5 and tuck it in his little pouch
give him a bone for his trouble

everyone but the business owner wins

Uh, pay him?
heh

Hai Dogge

> be me
> see doggo with my pizza
> ask doggo kindly some come inside while I grab money
> wait inside bedroom for a couple minutes
> ask doggo for some help
> hide behind door until the animal enters
> tag and bag the doggo and skull fuck that empolyee like its boss with the 7.50 +tips wage its getting

did you pay for it tho?

>place 24.99 in his mouth
>proceed to pet as tip

Pay the man.

>didn't tell him he's a good boy

YOU'RE AN AWFUL TIPPER!

> strip dog of its uniform
> strip wife from clothing
> have them trade clothing
> send wife back to domino's
> friends forever with doggo

It reeks of summer in here

You're just jealous that you're not a good boy.

Let him breed his dog BBC with my young female dog.

I hope the price is in PLN

>all these posts about being mean to the pizza pup
STOP

i paid by card when i ordered and people dont tell us to tip, we do it only if we feel they deserve it. what 3rd world country do you live in?

>still believes the summer meme
Oh yea, dude, it REALLY reeks of summer here.

you pet the fucking good boy