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radical centrism edition

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madame, voulez-vous pisser sur mon visage?

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new kev
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anime

jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiist giiiiiiiiiiiirl

wheat?

>Channel 4 chairman: David Abrahams

What was meant by this?

never done sex

the typical pit bull owner is a thug, a wannabe thug, or a girl that wants to date a thug
it's not surprising that they're generally poorly trained

all dogs can be aggressive when poorly trained - the only dog to ever bite cesar millan was a yellow lab

a spokesman said: "this is the one thing we didn't want to happpen"

Problem?

Thanks, Doofy. We didn't see you first first 10 times

well, when DnB started it certainly was. Andy C would regularly get flown around the city in helicopters to various gigs at his prime. But now all the legends do their biggest nights in Bristol, not Fabric. There's just more demand for it there. Also the underground stuff is still very much not really underground at all in bristol. You can find a sick jungle night any night of the week in various venues. Bristol just breathes 160bpm. Other electronic genres come in and out of the spotlight across the UK, but it's 24/7 dnb and jungle in Bristol haha.

YANK

What's the name of the whole vid with the PUA and the virgins? Can't remember.

>you will never see fishmans perform long season in 1998 in tokyo

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haha you should take yourself down to the loud laptop music man room! ahem.. I mean... the CLUB

you should go CLUBBING

'tis truly the most entertaining thing one could ever do, clubbing is

need a bf ;_;

Greater London, and all those posts about pitbulls in the last thread

best girl, was so much cuter with longer hair though

we have no verbal form for "~~~-ing"
we just go "i am doing the action of peeing"

thailad would probably shag him

>Hey white people! Stop doing non-white things!

Always knew Aisha was a closet white supremacist.

makes me laugh every time I think about it

Shy Boys IRL
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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 49 (+6)
LAB: 26% (-4)
LDEM: 13% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-2)
GRN: 1% (-3)

(via Ipsos Mori / 21 - 25 Apr)

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no new videos in my youtube subscription tab. fuming

Thanks pal

fuck off chester you bent twat

ya
you share the kitchen but I think all of turing is ensuite

>well, when DnB started it certainly was. Andy C would regularly get flown around the city in helicopters to various gigs at his prime. But now all the legends do their biggest nights in Bristol, not Fabric. There's just more demand for it there. Also the underground stuff is still very much not really underground at all in bristol. You can find a sick jungle night any night of the week in various venues. Bristol just breathes 160bpm. Other electronic genres come in and out of the spotlight across the UK, but it's 24/7 dnb and jungle in Bristol haha.

When anyone says y'all it makes me think they are a fucking idiot

You watched all of today's Tim?

My cock is very veiny lads

Ah yes government polls very good

Everyone I know is voting Corbyn

came across a large sum of money today lads

to the tune of £15000.00 (fifteen thousand pounds and zero pence)

might go to japan this summer, maybe australia too while I'm in that neck of the woods

Like when Brits say juicy bits or eggy bread it makes me cringe so fucking hard. IT'S CALLED PULP AND FRENCH TOAST YOU FUCKING CHILDREN!

clebbing

I'm a leftie in most aspects but I need the pakis to fuck off home

Absolute state of you.

>tfw terrified of underground clubs since seeing the video of the Station nightclub fire
>all the clubs in my city are underground

>'tis

Virgin

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remember when noel edmonds killed someone by accident so private eye made this
makes me howl just thinking about it

what /brit/ lads going to uni

what are your thoughts on older people in your classes

why do americans hate fun

literally only go clubbing to kiss some girls. Never taken them home though

>UKIP: 4% (-2)
>GRN: 1% (-3)
they've fallen off a lot
>catholic
>communist
dumb slag

I never considered Y'all specifically black, is it? I thought it was just shouthern drawl

yeah I watch them on 2x speed for a kick

or the most likely used way of saying so is
"I am in a train going to do peepee"
its fucked

me

>set dating profiles to bisexual
>delete all the messages from guys
still feels good to get the attention

yes

weird cunts

Find a flaw

sure thing, buddy

hmmm thanks for reminding me of that video and the screams, and the way the screams suddenly stopped

His name is Mystery

This guy comes up to you in a bar and asks why he over heard you talking about not voting for Jeremy Corbyn

What do you say /brit/?

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Incorrect.
Such a shame that copy-paste normie drones such as yourself can't comprehend a being such as myself.

Actually... no... it's not a shame at all. Haha.

*brass eye
or maybe it was The Day Today
cant remember
don't mind them, don't really speak to them desu

Also you might like The Cure.
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Bright Eyes
Blonde Redhead
The Gathering
that's the ones I love

in 1st year of uni, this 8/10 qt approached me and started making me sit with her and her friends during lectures and if i left the lecture to go for a piss or go for a walk, she'd come with me and just walk around with me

now it's final year and we don't even talk to each other anymore

>he doesn't rate liberation theology

At least you got to shag her in 1st year

where are his ears

>The Catholic who is not a revolutionary is living in mortal sin

Kek. She probably thinks that because of MUH IRA FREEDOM FIGHTERS! Has she never heard of Martin Luther?

i wonder why no girl has ever done this with me

would just butt him and carry on drinking my alcopop

lads when you go to a bar with your friends do you buy rounds or does everyone just buy their own drink

Of all the gore and shite I've seen on Sup Forums, that is still the worst thing by a mile.

the dnb schene is excellent in my city, better than london, you shoudl coem check out the clubs here, clybbing is really good here, it's louder than other pleaces and stuff haha

One of the other songs I like: youtube.com/watch?v=_z0-Q-C8Xb0.

y-yeah haha shag her

did loads of that haha

some of you are alright

don't go to dunblane tomorrow

Rounds.

Depends who I'm with desu

>ywn be born in the USA
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Of course shes heard of Martin Luthor King, he was a real ommunit trying to overthrow the misogyno-capitalist white oppressors

really shit

there was a girl who i used to hang around with in lectures in the first few months, she ended up at mine once and i literally fell asleep cause i was too drunk. she left when i woke up. i did have a gf at the time but regret not shagging now as shes in a proper relationship ://

You all need to stop being such debbie downers! Live your life! enjoy yourself! go WILD!

why does it mention a train? is that where you're pissing or does French use trains as a linguistic tool?

why? are you a 10?

In the UK students tend to be poorfags and will buy individually.

Once you're out of uni blokes will tend to buy rounds. Better in a way but there's always that one stingy cunt who skips his round.

sad

she converted to catholicism to be more oppressed

Thank God.

How do I go wild with no friends?

I was born on the 4th of July though.

>but there's always that one stingy cunt who skips his round

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That's a spic quote.

Martin Luther was a terrorist.

they were always a bit weird
either this 30y old balding dude with odor issues who tried to hit on all the girls

or some ancient guy taking courses for free who always asks questions and fights with the TA/Prof

just so all the extra flags crew know I'll be mobile posting for the next 30 mins or so but I haven't actually gone anywhere so stay tuned!

yeah i guess also this
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Mostly own drinks, or rounds on shots/jagers

i would fucking love to see this social media revolutionaries actually get out there and try something. fucking buy some fertilizer or something. and then when they get thrown in prison they can go on a hunger strike and just fucking die.

1st year a 7/10 cute girl confessed she had feelings for me

I just laughed it off

depends which friends. my childhood friends who i meet up with maybe only once or twice a year, we all buy rounds, and no one keeps track. they are now the only friends i do this with because there's a lot of times you get a round in for a group, then two or three of the group go off and buy their own drinks, women are the MAIN OFFENDERS. I know so many who will sit there and just not buy any drinks all night and let other people buy them.

She spends all day retweeting black people who push the "white people are all racist!" shit, as if doing so would absolve her of those claims rather than said black people always just thinking of her as another dumbass cracker bitch.

barely a 6

Why not buy pitchers?