So, Sup Forums, I got worms up my ass. What do?

So, Sup Forums, I got worms up my ass. What do?

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Put a bird up there

what type of worm?

idk little white ones that live in butts

go to doctor
i had the same shit when i was a kid
youll have to do some rectal enemas and they will die dont worry
its disgusting but helps

nein danke

Also had this issue. I was too poor to do anything about it, but they went away on their own. They don't really do anything but feel funky.

You can get rid of these no problem OP.
Hydrogen peroxide enemas cured them for me and my kids.

du bist dumm wenn du nicht zum arzt gehst
ist ekelhaft aber die paar einläufe werden dich nicht umbringen

this sounds much more preferable, thanks user

I'm not scared I just don't want the doctor poking around my ass

Just go to a pharmacy and buy the carob tasting worming chocolate, if you have pets worm them too, go to a vet for that.

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Just dont scratch your asshole even through your underwear and wash your hands regularly. They lay eggs around your anus and if you scratch it and it somehow gets in your mouth again itll repeat the cycle

Don't worry user, it happens sometimes. They are not dangerous. However you do need to deal with it. Your doctor can prescribe you some pills for it and they'll be gone in a day or two. Don't worry. You'll be fine :)

he wont poke around your ass
you will have to give a little of your shit for tests
also a good doctor will recommend natural stuff for healing my mom used some kind of tea

Semen

Yeah, I have two cats, I'm gonna have them checked out, but I think I'd rather just do than see a doctor

go to a doctor there are lots of different worm types you dont know if there is maybe more
nix schlimmes dran kann aber schlimm werden

That doesn't say it treats pinworms tho

Go to any pharmacy they should have an over the counter medication called cyrantel pamoate or something like that for pin worms, I literally had them a few weeks ago but I took the meds which cost maybe 10 bucks and they went away

Best home remedy is to fuck them out. They hate semen.

As great as that would be, I don't have a boyfriend.

this.

A neighbour or close relative; anyone who can keep it a secret.

Stop putting worms up your ass