It's friday night

It's friday night.

I'm high on booze, weeds, coke and ketamine.

What could go wrong?

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Well it sucks that you're on Sup Forums rn but at the same time welcome to Sup Forums faggot

be careful

twitch thypnotics

that sounds like a good plan, post pics

will i died?

What's K like

you can't welcome someone that was here before you

im using coconut oil as lube

That is a grubby nasty third world teir fleshlight. What is it made out of (aside from dirty ass socks, duct tape and a rubber band)?

Okay Mr. Technicality you're right about that

Ketamine is the shit. 916 s/o

>I'm high on booze, weeds, coke and ketamine.
If you really were. you wouldnt have written this so perfectly, you arent even close to high

K is a weird thing. It's very different if you do it on your own as to when you're in a crowd. Social situations make it feel a whole lot grander.
Don't get me wrong, you can still have a good time on it on your own. But say if you have a bump in a social scene it's really engrosing. And if you and someone else is on it's a very merry experience.
It's the sort of drug you do whilst you're on other drugs. It's sends you off for 20-30mins and then you're back to where you are. I love it

exactly that. first time trying it but my girlfriend is away for the weekend so i thought I'd treat myself

sounds interesting

>It's sends you off for 20-30mins
You're buying some shit stuff

07/07/05 beatch. I'm here to help.

Saw the pic and thought this was some sort of cucumber dressing up thread and clicked on the link.

Just me then?

I'm a machine mate. This is a normal thing for me. Irish blood and all that. Not to say the irish had a history of coke/ketamine abuse. But you underestimate how lucid you can be on these drugs.

youre gonna have a grand old time with 50 browser tabs of porn

Where do you get K from?

That's the S-Isomer stuff I get, which im on more.
The racemic is much more my wave, as you can pound it for hours and then you get what I can only describe as a total eclipse of the heart.

already locked and loaded my man

sources

What I'm saying is that if you're capable of writing, you aren't doing it right
>get fucked up, thats the right way

Real helpful

nice try fbi

its like smelling gods pussy

but doing some k on your own is different to being in a club with a load ot people. the coke levels you out from the booze as such and the the k takes you away and then you get a bit more drunk and then the coke brings you back and so on.

You need to learn how to ride your buzz my man.

you ever try nitrous when you are already super high? pretty fucking great with psychedelics

It's really hard to come by in NV that's why I ask. Often get shit quality for $100/g

Nah I just think you don't know how to get fucked up

never been a fan and always thought it was a bit of a waste. just got dizzy, laughed and feel over.

just not for me really

>k is on it's way out

>social situations
>Sup Forums

try darknet. plenty of decent suppliers on there. some of the best K i've had has been from the net. as you'd expect.

>understanding that being on your own and looking at your computer screen doesn't consitute as a social situation
>/u/

I do. But i'd rather get fucked up over a 12 hour period, rather than peak at like 4 hours in and just pass out.

Ride your buzz my negga.

Most of it is shit stuff, where I live you rarely ever come across pure Ket.

if it's shit stuff just do a load of drugs and thendo the ket. easiest way to get the best out of it then, even if it is shit

how would you dress your cucumber up?

I guess we're just different on that regard, I prefer getting fucked then passing out, to each their own

for sure, ive got a mate like that. hammers is for 4 hours. passes out for 2 hours. gets back up and starts again....
It's just not my wave. I prefer the crescendo rather than verse/chorus/verse/chorus

If you have one hand on the fleshlight, and one hand on the cucumber ramming your ass, then how will you switch porn tabs or even press play? Share your secrets.

Fair play, have a good one

Fucking newfags, Christ. 7/1/17 reporting in.

I've trained my cat

you too mang. enjoy your weekend

dont make me get my external hard drive down and attatch it to my laptop and upload proof to the internet

Me too! Just cracked open a fresh 8-ball of decent shit.

Got a Kik, OP?

Where tf do you find ketamine in 2017

Up a chav's nose?

I don't know, but I need to acquire it before I die

it's nice to chill and not be completely fucked