If you do this at your local theater, fuck you

If you do this at your local theater, fuck you

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desu i always pee in the sinks when no ones around, not just in theaters but every public place.

it feels so good and you can wash your scrotum with hot water afterwards

The Shining: 4D

That's the shower area you aspie. It's normal.

>He doesnt clog all the toilets with toilet paper then flush them all at once to cause this

Sometimes I add a little food dye to spice things up, after all the guys working wouldnt have the job if it wasnt for people like me so they should be GRATEFUL

I was just trying to immerse myself in the film

Fucking fascists. If I want to unleash a torrent of blood from some hell dimension in my local cineplex you can't fucking stop me.

Wow wtf? How did they smash the floor like that?

How do you even get to the door?

>its black

I don't get it.
Is T-1000 trying to go the movies alone and forgot his hawk?

user DON'T LET THAT TOUCH YOU. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT OR DIE HORRIBLY

>tfw your anvil leaks

>first time in the theater during Force Awakens
>45 minutes in and the usher leads everyone into the showers

Apparently you have to take a shower in the middle of the movie. Anyway, it was kinda embarrassing,

>user! user somethings got meeeeeee!

>not travelling to the underworld to see their noir kino

I didn't even realize that was water, I just thought some faggot was trying to be clever with reflective flooring to disorient people.

>water

Or peepee, whatever.

>tfw forgot to bring my pissbottle
>long movie, large sodas
>bladder is about to burst
>debating with myself on what will be more convenient
>peeing my pants or pissing into the air while seated, zipper down
>on one hand wetting myself will be easier, but on the other hand, it will make the viewing experience less comfortable
>while peeing into the air will save me from the discomfort, but the people in front of me will get wet and I might have to fight them

That's sewage backflow, my dude, heavy rains and poor sewer planning did this.

>the fucking mercury tanks ruptured AGAIN
If it keep up I'm only going to tip 10% next time, had enough of this tbqh.

Seems like they're just ripping out the carpet.

What the fuck all my local theaters don't have any doors.
It's all walk-in.
You walk in to the ticketboy and get your mango habanero wings then proceed to the drink master and order your tallboy of the special and walk to the open theater.
I never seen a single door at my theaters ever.

>pee in the sinks
>having anything to do with overflowing

What are you fucking on about?

looks like the metal terminator bathroom attendant melted again

>Sup Forums
>Television & Film

It's not a theater board you dips stop posting this shit

Just because you failed the no singles policy AND penis inspection doesnt mean the rest of us need to suffer

it took me a few moments to process that picture
at first I thought it was a metal detector melting

Maybe its the metal detector (hidden in the wall) melting people with anvils

I swear to god this happens every fucking time I go to see a movie

>Watching Don't Breathe with my friend
>Some nigger in the front is all like "OH SHIT HE'S GONNA INSEMINATE HER WITH A FUCKING TURKEY BASTER"
>Throws his shit at the screen and pokes a fucking hole in it and the screen-liquid starts draining out
>He starts whooping and laughing
>Ask the theater manager to give me a refund after all the color drains out
>She tells me that because I watched more than 50% of the movie she can't give me my money back
>mfw

I do this too anywhere I can get away with it. Nothing beats washing your pipi after peeing

Tear up old carpet to reveal a magnificent marble floor underneath?

That's what happens when you don't adjust the boiler for the sauna properly. Such a shame that it has to happen at the local kinoplex.

>Going to the theater

Going outside isn't worth it mi familia

>2016
>popping the pissbag

worst kind of person 2bh

This happened recently to me and it really pissed me off because we RENTED out the jacuzzi room for my sister's wedding, we didn't just go on some random free-for-all day where anybody can go into them. We had to wait for like half an hour before the water was hot again and they cleaned up everything.

why is your local kino church filled with liquid mercury user?

I fucking hate forced cinema gym usage during intermissions.

CLEAN IT

CLEAN IT UP

>"OH SHIT HE'S GONNA INSEMINATE HER WITH A FUCKING TURKEY BASTER"
So that review I watched was telling the truth, that really is the greatest cum syringe of all time

youtube.com/watch?v=35Deuogx97Q

WITH THE WAY 2016 HAS BEEN FOR MOVIES

IT IS LIKE WALKING INTO A MIRROR SEWAGE DIMENSION

IS this you? youtube.com/watch?v=xmkwV8WxQLA

>Go to see Kubo and the Two Strings
>Halfway through movie theatre police come and round us all up like cattle
>Take us to the theatre showers for Mandatory shower intermission
>Realized I decided to shave my balls before going out
>Penalty for shaven balls is Death
>Panic and make a run for it, shoving little kids out of the way
>Not even ten feet into my sprint before I get shot in my lower back
>"look at this" theatre police says running his hand over my smooth balls, "Bald as a babies bottom"

Anyways since I was completely paralyzed from the waist down they decided to spare my life and just give me a lifetime ban

Pic related it's me after surgery

>tfw you forget to bring your certified VIP showerpass and have to use the shared showers and people make fun of you for showering with your clothes on

RIP AURORA THEATRE

>Pic related it's me after surgery
Are you on the left? I wouldn't buy that for a dollar.

wtf you guys are talking about showers and jacuzzi's in their local movie theater? is this a thing?

>Assholes eating popcorn in the cinema showers

It clogs the drains and it doesn't stay crispy. Fuck people who do this! REEEEEEEE

Did they died?

Yes. Where are you from, some third world shithole?

Some Theaters in the US don't have Air Conditioning, so to combat the smell that inevitably arises from the sweaty patrons, many theaters have instated a mandatory showering policy. It's usually before the movie or during the intermission.

that's the deadly black goo from Princess Mononoke

I'm fucking dying dude

That fucking carpet was beyond saving before this incident...

>go to local kino house
>mandatory penis inspection when entering
>forgot to wash my peepee beforehand
>penis inspector drops my trousers
>fumes from unwashed penis start to fill the theater
>penis inspector drops dead from fumes
>the lucky few that make it outside in time before full exposure to the fumes hits them, pass out eventually
>people start dropping like flies
>luckily I've built up an immunity to my own fumes
>theater starts smelling like shit from all the dead bodies releasing their bowels
>theater smells like a mix of dirty diaper and smegma
>become fully erect from this heavenly smell
>start wacking off to piles of dead bodies
>leave the scene as soon as I cum
>forget to clean my mess up
>police find out I'm the cause of all the deaths due to my semen spewed all over the dead bodies
>am now serving life sentence in prison
Lesson here kids; always wash your peepee before going to the movies.

ive read this like five times

Jesus I didn't even notice how shit that carpet is.

Look this turd worlder doesn't have theater showers

Looks like it already has water damage

>tfw you try to shoot up a cinema but the guy you shoot is a shooter so they hail you as a hero

>tfw the cinema oil rig breaks down

iktf

Anyone else think that their establishment would look better with a reflective black floor than their shitty red carpet?

>it's an American spilled his medium coke episode

This. I decided to get a soda for the first time in awhile the other day, ordered a medium, and I probably needed a spotter to get it to my seat.

it's clearly blood

I do it every time I go, $12 for a singles only matinee I better be able to

>I just wanted to see Tom Hanks with a mustache

I hate it when the weaponised amoeba escapes from its holding chamber at my local kinopl3x

>and I might have to fight them

you got me

nice digits

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