Ninja Turtle Guy here

Ninja Turtle Guy here.

It's been a bout 6 months so I'm back to answer more questions. Also have a carbon fibre leg.

Do you ever feel an urge to fingerbang starfish?

are both your hands like that? if so, how do you masturbate?

No not quite, but here's my leg.

What's the grip strength like in your craw-hand? I see at least a couple well-developed tendons topside, but I wonder if you've got retard strength or noodle paw.

How do you type?

What are you, a thalidomide baby?

what happened to u my dude?

I too need the answer to this.

Have you shared your alien technology with the government yet?

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How do you have sex?

Does it feel really good or really bad to fap

Nice hand, 4/5

did you play a fistful of frags irl?

>4/5
kek

Possibly. My grandma took it which can have effects on second generation.

other hand is fine.

I have super cylindrical grip. Way better than any normal hand.

birth defect

110~ WPM

Yeah, helping quaid start the reactor

ok

thanks!

Do you play fps games with the arrow keys as movement? I bet you're awesome at that

good photoshop
but some parts need more blend, like the small finger on the right

I don't like you because you are different from me
im sorry

So I take it your index finger on that hand is bent due to the grip pattern you usually use (not that that's part of the...fuckeduppedness).

Are you from Britain?

I know a guy who's a thalidomide baby. Two stubby little arms that end above the elbow, and one leg.

We really need to bring thalidomide back. Where else are we going to get the mutants we need for all these post-apocalyptic movies?

Nice arm hair.

it's just fucking creepy, also i don't give enough crap to ask anything.

i remember you alien bro, good to see you doing good :)

can you post a selfie?

Can you use a fidgit spinner?

What the fuck is your story

I just use WASD in shooters. Hard to press forward and lean for instance in Rainbow Six: Siege, but I'm still Diamond rank so.
Better at RTS/MOBAs though somehow.

newfag

same

oh no, the index finger has a tilted tip. That's the bone.

nope

Yeah, soon

Hello user :3 ~

that's fine friend

I'm not autistic enough to try

WHAT TEH FUCK!?

> 80s Total Recall reference.
You're an incredibly good sport. I'm sure shit isn't 100% easy mode for you. Thanks for the laugh.

With that gap, I bet you could give another a guy a between-the-finger job.

have you pinpointed exactly where your parents fucked up to make this happen to you? is your mother an obese smoker or something like that?

Isn't there a pic of your hand with an HTC vive? Cause I remember seeing it

> One leg
> Other leg is an Oscar Pistorius Special
> One regular hand
> Other hand is a fucking Pokemon.
Still better than being a minority.

Can you not wear gloves?

He probably wears mittens

Two on one hand, even.

TIMESTAMP YOU NIGGER

Am I right to assume you don't come from a poor family? Don't know why exactly, but it seems to be mostly the middle class that spawn the most cripples and retards (I mean like downs and cerebral palsy, not just unintelligent. The lower classes spawn lots of unintelligent people, but they all seem to be of 'normal' health).

Your hand reminds me of the Patriarch's from Killing Floor 2. Also, what's your favorite game genre?

I just push 1 fingerlet in to turn any glove into a 4 fingered glove. The tucked fingerlet sits in the deep gap between the fingers.

Yeah. I post on Sup Forums a lot

could be thalomide or smoking

Probably. I use it as a pool cue aim. It's stupid strong for that.

tfw Jewish :^(

check the clock on my laptop you mongoloid.

Here's that selfie.

brother?

Have an X-ray of your claw?

Buddy I think you're the mongoloid

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Is it hard to cup the balls when you suck cock?

> Jewish
> Some joke about having your hand on the levers of power...
I got nothing. Thanks for the laughs.
> Wait I got one.
If you were a ninja turtle your name would be Shylock.

a weapon to surpass the metal gear!

Does it feel bad that you cannot put two in the pink, one in the stink. You probably never had sex for free, though.

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2nd gen thalidomide is an interesting idea. I doubt it's smoking though, me and my wife were both heavy pot smokers when she became pregnant. It was a hard habit to give up when we found out, so inevitably she still smoke " a little bit" (both tobacco and weed) through her pregnancy. Our daughter is in perfect physical health and her mental/social development also seems to be perfect too (she's 7 now). We know what we did (in case anyone wants to give us a righteous Amerilard conservative lecture) and we both don't even smoke cigarettes anymore, we haven't smoked anything for most of her life.

do you have any xrays of your hand?

Do the hills have eyes?

I bet you're really good at paper football.
What is your farthest field goal?

Why didn't you kill yourself already?

When you finger your mom, how long does it take for her to vomit in your mouth? And how hard is it to regurgitate it up her ass?

How good are you at playing piano?

You ever stick one of them bad boys up your butt?

OP here, that would be 8300 meters.

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>Yeah, helping quaid start the reactor

rooofflmmaaoo

he can't hold a gun.

hi bro, long time no see you

what kind of man replaces WASD with arrow key labels

fix the shitty shop OP

So how do you deal with the fact that everyone hates you and you are a tremendous disappointment to your parents and all humanity. Must feel bad knowing you are going to hell when you kill yourself from shame.

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Sadly no as there's no medical issues with it.

Actually my mom was on welfare my entire childhood.

MOBA/RTS

I pay my girlfriend in physical abuse.
Also I use my normal hand for that

never played it tbqfah

Never really plaid. Good at trumpet though.

All the time

I'll give it a claw up for being original

Hello friend

dont want my letter keycaps to wear out as fast

here's my skinny leg that goes in my carbon fibre fake leg

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>being this new
op is legit old poster here you retard

The 6 million dollar hand is back

he probably give em' the finger.

How strong is that hand? You should strength train that hand and only that hand and fight crime.

quads of power

Holy shit you're a god damn monster. No offense.

none taken! (see image)

Picture is my hand in 2008. That post wasn't me.

One Claw Man

feels good man

like my hand

are u allowed to park on the handicapped parking lot

How many girls rejected you because of your hand?

Does your dick look normal? No fingers or extra tips sticking out or anything?

Are you asking for a dick pic?

gay

It's still being used in research. It's an E3 ligase substrate

Longtime no see user. How have you been?
Hows life buddy? Are you working atm if so what job?
>inb4 disabled people cant work

he can't even count.

Yo, you the same nigger that posts on Sup Forums?
I remember you posting like years ago

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Haha what the fuck that's just great

hows your twitch chan going?>

Can you do anything cool with your hand? Or is it there just to look ugly?

Not that user but if his dick looks weird then yes.

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are u a fucking axolott?

Will you kill yourself live so we can see it?

I have gone too deep

Homo

Axolotl**

Why are you such a huge faggot?

QUADS!!!

Don't lie. You just want it for masturbastion material. Do you know no one likes fucking gays?