If aliens visited Earth and demanded to speak to our leader, who would be chosen?

If aliens visited Earth and demanded to speak to our leader, who would be chosen?

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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

I would go for saddam but hes dead. So i choose a random cat instead.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi pbuh

Exactly the kind of response id expect from a Britcuck. Thanks

Mass media of course

Trump

Steve Buscemi

The whitest man in Argentina.

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Athene definitely

mfw its someone not Obama

President Obobo of course.

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Probably some bureaucrat from the UN that nobody has ever heard of before.

billy connoly

Me

Trudeau so the aliens are scared of the common mental deficiencies we suffer

The King of Whites

Depends. Do I want them to destroy the earth or save the earth?

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>implying based Putin would allow some UN fucking shit to make first contact

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xi jinping/putin.

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Come to think of it, I actually wouldn't mind Putin. Seems like he would have the right mindset for it. He'd be respectful and formal towards them but would also be passively assertive.

Probably Rothschild

>aliums come from deep space and travel bajillions of light years to make it to Earth and learn about us and our culture
>we send a nigger to greet them

I'd be okay with this

Donald trump

this

telegraph.co.uk/news/science/space/8025832/UN-to-appoint-space-ambassador-to-greet-alien-visitors.html

I'd say the most mass produced face on the planet. Dunno who that'd be though....maybe colonel sanders?

Soros.

or whoever is leading the Bilderberg conference

This guy.

Would people really be okay with this? I mean if they saw the alien mothership covering outside our orbit and knew they asked to speak to our leader, would we just sit by and let some no name suit from the UN meet them? It would probably impact our future more than other other event in human history.

based god

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Someone who can put Aliens in their place.

It would depend on where they land, or if they don't at all. Any country would just have them meet that countries leader. If there just in space it would most likely be a joint meeting with UN, US, and other major powers

This person would be trained in diplomacy and have the tools and technology to interact with someone from out of this world.
Your average goy would just shout "YOU SPEAK ENGLISH MR?"

*vaporized*

Jesus Christ

Xenos?

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Lets make moonlandings and space great again!

Realistically, the UN security council permanent members.

Obama, Putin, Xie jinping, David Cameron, france president (who cares)

But what if they have to choose just one?

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Henry Kissinger
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Paul McCartney

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Obama