Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

Get to if you want attention, faggot.

/thread

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?

Surely you can do better

Now go away, before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

J'ette levache

you look like the type of guy that asks his 9/10 QT grill to have sex in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation

That's me

Top kek. Fucking beautiful. Classic

I can appreciate the beard you are trying to go for
>pic related
But it really just looks like you have greasy ass hair growing from your chin!

You...actually don't look that bad man. How do you get your skin so clear?

By not being a 400lb lard ass NEET weeb.

Well do you use any cosmetic products?

gun in mouth, brains on ceiling, body not discovered until the stench becomes unbearable, remains cremated by the state because no one cared enough to claim them, ashes tossed into a dumpster / 10

He uses Bukake Therapy

This, she is with him for (((financial support)))

How does it feel to not be white?

...

Beautiful

You're a rebound to a desperate chick because you look similar to her ex

I'm an Eskimo

how do you manage to look so feminine with a beard?

The same reason his bitch looks so masculine with a vagina

Fuck off you Gordon Freeman reject

Her Ex looks like spongegar

Be gone

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Your face says 29, your hairline says 40.

You look like a gay Seth Rogen

Age: 31 but lie and say 29
Major: BA in Art History minor in creative writing
Job: cashier at whole food
Hobbies: browsing Sup Forums and thinking about the affects of global warming and the African hunger crisis.
Location: Parent's finished basement that I call my apartment.

i couldnt find this meme? a lil halp fam?

Her ex wishes he was even remotely this handsome

It's Monty python