Really, Tom?

Tom Brady could have any woman in the world he wants, so he picks this featureless, horse-faced Krautalina.

Is it money?

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what, one of the most famous supermodels of all time?

Money, probably an ego thing

Dude is ambitious, he wants the best of everything, she's one of the richest women on the planet and most wealthy supermodel

ey, Rick, how much for this fridge?

She probably has a great pussy. She also seems comfy in interviews.

He did it so he could be payed pennies while fofilling his childhood dream of being the GOAT

>she's one of the richest women on the planet

lol who told you that.

He did it for those Arayan genes motherfucker.

her torso is a rectangle

T H I N N

Power couple.

Have any of you virgins ever talked to a Brazilian girl?

They're charming as fuck. Especially the ones that are smart enough/wealthy enough to travel outside of Brazil. The way they walk, talk, and dance is unique to Brazilians. Also the Brazilian culture is fun as fuck and probably captivated Tom.

Source: had a Brazilian gf

Models aren't what you would consider 10/10 all of the time. Supermodels are chosen because of their presence or the way they compliment a style. It comes in waves.

I modeled for Storm (male, before you start) and most of the especially pretty girls didn't take it far. They worked until their late teens then stopped. The more unusual ones had more success.

I'll stress that they were still beautiful but by no means were they always the best looking

She's "one-of". She has a combination of looks + money that is god tier. There are wealthier women but not many of them have her combination.

>had

I have.And the average streetgirl is ten times hotter than Krautalina here. One of my pals is a Brazilian. I know his family pretty well. Wife is German descent, but Christ, she's nice and curvy. Sweetest woman I know.

It's all about money for Tom.

Bitch got no butt and no chest.

when you marry someone to have your kids it's more than just physical appearances.

besides making more money than Tom, she probably has a great personality :^)

Fact. Almost every Brazilian girl I've met is very endearing and fun and most of them were pretty attractive.

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Literally the body of an olympic swimmer. A MALE olympic swimmer. Disgusting.

1. STICC is kino
2. She has god tier genetics compared to womenlets. Brady is breeding a better Brady.

>Have any of you virgins ever talked to a Brazilian girl?
Every girl I had was a brazilian. I can confirm this

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don't lie on the internet hue you are a permavirgin

WAIT

Gisele has double the net worth of Brady???

No wonder you americucks love this guy.

>Especially the ones that are smart enough/wealthy enough to travel outside of Brazil.
Middle-class and wealthy people are smarter and generally more endearing because they have lived better lives.

I'd never have thought.

in 50 years all NFL quarterbacks will come from the Brady lineage

Is that a fucking Che Guevara bathing suit?

Post your cheekbones and jawline

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>Not stamping Che's face on everything to profit from retards

>horse face
>annoying voice
>rectangle body
>STICC
>cucks him
>her success is not because of merit

rly maeks me think..

DELET THIS

She pretty much is. Especially if you limit to those who are self-made. Obviously he isn't going to marry a washed up 60 year old Walton family hag you retard.

>he doesn't fall to Gisele strictly for the feeling of being cucked by Brady

What's wrong with you guys?

Yeh I didn't realise two things.

1. Her net worth is almost $400M
2. The extreme lack of females with a net worth higher than $100M

>handegg
>still existing in 50 years

It will be even more irrelevant

Very few women accept cuckold as a lifestyle

>son from his first wife defeats his son from Gisele in super bowl 71

I bet the NFL already has it scripted

Imagine being Brady in that runway and having to be all like "damn, Gisele Bundchen, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my on field persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in the locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Brady and not only sit in that chair while Gisele Bundchen flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, walk-through after walk-through, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GISELE BUNDCHEN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Brady. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

really motivational to be honest. good post argentine.

>Tom could have any women in the world

No one outside of Dumbfuckistan USA watches handegg

brazilian women can be very persuasive, you have no idea.

she seems fun to be around, like a normal girl not just some stuck up cunt, maybe brady wanted that

Gisele is Brazilian?

I thought Brazilian women were built like... women?

>given birth
>great pussy

pick one pal

>dancing
You gay my man?

>Handsome millionaires aren't attractive
How mad are you?

There really aren't many. Women are not very ambitious.

they're built like women with plastic surgery

You ever fucked a south american girl my man?

I have fucked girls from Brazil, colombia, peru and ecuador. South american girls fucking love dancing and if you pretend to dance with them they'll shove your cock in their mouth

>I knew right away — the first time I saw him. We met through a friend. The moment I saw him, he smiled and I was like, That is the most beautiful, charismatic smile I’ve ever seen! We sat and talked for three hours. I had to go home for Christmas, but I didn’t want to leave. You know that feeling of, like, you can’t get enough? From the first day we met, we’ve never spent one day without speaking to each other.

>handsome

A leaf

She's ethnically German. Growing up in Brazil doesn't change your DNA.

he is literally HER trophy husband

>She has a combination of looks
>Has a jaw more defined than a lot of men I know
>That absolute lack of curves and zero meat on her bones

We must have a different definition of looks.

That's a good post, Argentina.

I'mma steal it.

>their cock in your mouth
ftfy

Yep. Krautalinas are some of the most heinously ugly white women to disgrace the earth.

About the only thing they got going for them is that they're not Flips or Abos.

>that thing is a supermodel

This world is backwards as fuck. Singers and models often look like ass yet pornstars and instagram sluts look like actual women a man would want.

That's what you get when you have a fashion industry run by queers.

This is what Gavin McInnes made light of:
youtube.com/watch?v=tUghz0ee530

Please do the following: and add feet pls

>can get any woman he wants
>marries the most successful fashion model of all time

seems to check out

thanks for your opinion, jamal

Looks like a man. He's probably closet gay.

my sister in law is brazilian and shes a fucking nightmare. great ass tho.

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> self-hating American

redddit's that way---->

Yeah. Bridget Moynihan is way hitter but he left her and his child like a nignog.

It's funny, her sister actually has some pretty nice curves.

Is it me or Gisele and Tom have the very same face?

You're damn right. He went for the wrong sister.

Maybe that's because singers and models are supposed to bring more to the table than the ability to get you to masturbate to their image.

> no tits

yeah. poor bastard.

see the one you posted is shoped

Beta basement dwellers trying to decide whether most famous super model on the planet meets their lofty standards.

shes worth more then brady or was

She looks like Steffi Graf.

>Brazil
>Girls

Brazil has so many trannies that I honestly think their population is 70% men in drag.

>Maybe that's because singers and models are supposed to bring more to the table than the ability to get you to masturbate to their image.
What the hell is their purpose of flaunting around in bikinis and skimpy clothing then?

>t. Virgin

her sista hot whats her name?

S T I C C

That was hilarious. Thanks, man.

10/10, would read again.

>marrying a slut that poses naked
Jesus christ seriously?

If you want to actually have a family and have a lasting marriage you probably shouldn't just fall for the THICC meme because that girl will probably be a massive gold digging whore or turn to shit after 30 with bodyfat

Brady was smart

Her great-grandfather was a Gruppenfuhrer in the SS who escaped to South America after the war.

She's the ultimate red-pilled woman. The kind that a winner like Brady goes for

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>Not ranking Gisele
Im more off a tits and ass man myself, but Gisele sure has the certain something

she has 8/10 feet and tom is to intelligent for boobs butts face etc. hes a thinking man

*has that

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>Dude this victorias secret model who literally is a millionaire simply because of how attractive she is considered isnt actually attractive lmao

i really love you guys

>le gisele is ugly because south cuck said so meme XD

most of my girls were brazilian true that
foreigners seem to have no personality

awww that is pretty adorable

her family has been there since like six generations

>neck tats
>ugg as fuck

>tfwywnktf