Prove you're not a robot

Prove you're not a robot.

Growing up (since I was 5 yrs ild) I've played video games, watched porn, and dissapointed by parents...

23 yrs later I find myself married playing video games and still watching porn.

How about you?

>prove you're not a robot

I'm gay-married to an incredibly hot hung dude who cheated on me, stuck working a dead-end job until I manage to graduate or kill myself, drunk on guinness and jerking off to furry porn, which is one of the few things I DON'T actually hate about myself

>living in sisters basement
>piss in bottles
>play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. all day, every day
>sleep and eat whenever I want to

You have many reasons why you should kill yourself.

I've jerked off to furry porn (not going to lie). What's it like having a penis in your butt?

I've seeiously consideeed it.

it's the exact moment when taking a shit that a straight man enjoys, but it lasts as long as you want it to

I've messed around with Baddragon toys before..

39, married still porning, have a kid, love the shit out of that turd, just played video, trying to /b myself to sleep

obviously, I literally just said that. having a progressive debilitating disease, tens of thousands of dollars in debt, and a hateful family didn't tip you off, faggot? honestly, reading comprehension

It's weird to phrase it that way, but has a point: the feeling of penetration and some of the fucking itself feels like when you have a really long, hard shit that feels great getting out, but it doesn't stop and goes up inside you. Then there's also the feeling of being stuffed full again, which has its own almost indescribable pleasure to it, and on top of THAT there's your prostate getting ramrodded and nudged as you're being fucked. It's similar to (but more intense than) the feeling when you press on your taint with your hand or some other object while you're extremely horny and beating off. It can potentially make you cum or simply improve your sex experience, and I've nearly cum without using my hands by riding my husband that way. It's BIZARRE to feel and describe, but even if you're straight, I recommend trying it (if only with a dildo) at least once

thats gross senpai

Not really. I came from gaping my hole. Sick stuff man..I eventually threw all those toys away..

It doesn't make you gay.

Is thread going to die momma

No son. Go to bed. Everything will be alright.

You didn't mention disease or debt and if the "hateful family" is your faggot relationship that's disgracing the name family, if that's not it then you didn't mention anything about that either.
But still you're a huge degenerate.

The disease is probably going to be the reason why I kill myself: once the nerve damage gets bad enough, probably in ten or fifteen years, I'll be beyond the help of modern medicine and I'll off myself. My hateful family doesn't even know about me being gay OR my marriage, and they never will--they're just spiteful, shitty people. And obviously. You and me both are COMPLETE degenerates being that we post on Sup Forums, though I've been a regular for almost ten years and you're currently posting from inside your mom's cunt, so who knows

19, Vidya and porn since I was idk 11

Lost virginity 15. Got a job 16. Moved to Texas from ks for a fresh start two weeks ago. Start my new job Monday.

At times I feel like going back and doing it all over again, not to change a thing, but just to experience it all over again.

Maybe I would tell myself a couple things...Just a couple.

There's not much of my life I would like to go back an experience again. Things only got decent this last year cause I stopped bitching about my problems got up and took care of my shit.

Rough start? You ever fuck your cousin?

I have broken the Three Laws.

Nah man just grew up without shit for a father till I was 14 and was getting into dumb shit. Stepfather moved in and helped me turn my life around.