Why does Colbert rape Trump so relentlessly?

Why does Colbert rape Trump so relentlessly?

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Its like making fun of the slow kid at school that wears a helmet all the time. You cant not make fun of him

These threads just turn in to op samefagging and trolling a couple of retards to the bump limit.

sage goes in all fields

That's what he's paid to do

he sounds more like a broken record to me.

He's gay for him. Everyone knows it.

What's it like being this smart and special? Oft times a burden I'll bet.

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soft target

and there's a lot to make fun of, comrade

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because Trump is a piece of shit and his stupid supporters are fucking ridiculous

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That's what it is to me. Yeah trump jokes can be funny. Pizza can be tasty. If you have pizza shoved down your throat every single night, you're going to lose your taste for it.
It's just bad entertainment, the same approach to jokes five nights a week is yawn-inducing.

Trump and his administration do stupid shit nearly every day. Why wouldn't he cash in on that?

You can very easily not make fun of him. The creators of South Park even admitted they over-used it. Hit him when you have something damaging, don't hit him non-stop.

Fantastic.

And anyone that ran against him was better?

Its not entertainment at this point, its psychological conditioning. Let me give you the script for all the shows like Colbert, John Oliver, Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, Nightly show, ect.

>Enthusiastic intro to get crowd loud and pumped
>Immediately jump into Trump joke. Go for the low hanging fruit, crowd is still easily excitable
>Flash "Laugh now" sign to the crowd. They laugh.
>Repeat the cycle of Trump one-liners and audience laugh track every 5-10 minutes for the entire broadcast between segments of "news" that you poorly misinterpret
>Viewers now associate the word "Trump" with laughter as a Pavlovian response. They don't even have to be funny at this point. Its whatever handful of puns his 20-year old bloggers/"writers" came up with the morning before

You can call me a conspiracy nut, but go watch one of those shows. There is a pattern to them and its gone past trying to get views.

>You can call me a conspiracy nut, but go watch one of those shows. There is a pattern to them and its gone past trying to get views.
It's called a format.

He doesn't, and stopped being funny after Colbert Report. He was great in Strangers With Candy, too. Now he acts like the leader of medicated New York flourinated idiots. Pisses me off, he has much better material and creativity but Trump is boring subject matter. Bleh. p.s. you watch cbs kek

I torrent but tell me more about fluoride.

>why is a night show host poking fun at the president?
mfw
I lurk during real nigga hours to avoid shit like this. falling me as always Sup Forums...

he rides trumps dick hard

This made me fucking lol.
Fuck.

this said by the guy that chanted build the wall, how many times?

Psst. Delicate little Trump fags, somebody's saying bad words about Daddy. Time to spam the thread with random images. That'll will show them they're wrong.

he's a political comedian

in russia you nail hammers

Because he's a comedian and Trump is so ridiculous it's easy to get a laugh about him. That's his job, to find subjects most people know and make people laugh about said subject. People either laugh at the joke or get mad about it, then the people laughing at the joke laugh harder at the people getting mad. He's a comedian, not making fun of the orange clown would be kind of stupid.

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ratings, and it's easy.

its a way for him to be political every night without reviving his political character, which is the only reason he was funny in the first place. when trump is over stephen colbert will be over as well, unless he branches out( not likely. donald trump cartoon. donald trump jokes every night. ratings in the toilet before trump)

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Where's the red-face pissed off Trump supporters? Did they completely give up and it's a new day now?

Why does OP post this thread relentlessly?

It pays well and requires less effort from his writing staff.

Does he? I thought he was basically screeching "Looka dat dumb dumb head HURRRRR DURRR AYM DRUMPFSLS DURRR LOOKA MEEE" for the past year.

There's a red-faced pissed off Trump supporter. Missed ya.

>It pays well and requires less effort from his writing staff.
Meaning you think he's lazy and just doing it for $?

"Hit him when you have something damaging, don't hit him non-stop."

Trumps keeps fucking up non-stop.

Maybe if the twit stops using TWITter, he might be seen as less of a clown.

Because it's the easiest joke to make and liberals aren't known for their willingness to work hard, and conservatives aren't watching the show anyways.

Trump does fuck up a lot. He's got several mountains, a bunch of hills, and a million ant hills.

The left sees a million "mountains" and are incapable of seeing the actual mountains behind them.

They will lose another election.

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The thing about all these is that theyre just fantasies. Trump still holds the seat of power and is still POTUS and theres nothing those whining faggots can do to change that.

Trump won. The mad bastard won. Feels good if only for it being a gigantic FU to the entitled, indignant and sanctimonious far left.

The Five Stages of Trump Supporter Denial: 1. It's a total lie, never happened, fake news. 2. It happened, but it's not a big deal. 3. Ok, it might be a big deal, but it isn't illegal. 4. Ok, it's illegal, but Crooked Hillary and Obummer did "something something", so it's ok. 5. Get over it Libtard, you're just a sore loser!

^WINRAR!

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haha yes, what an epic le win

and you almost made it look like you're not employed by shareblue you irredeemable retard

The problem with you liberals is you think republicans are the only ones who thing you are idiots.

Even people who hate Trump wanted him to beat Hilary and didn't like Obama. But all you morons can do to justify your own failure to beat the weakest republican who's ever run is blame everyone else but yourselves. People don't bitch about Obama and Hilary because they want to justify Trumps lies. They do it because they hate Obama and Hillary. Look in a fucking mirror.

>implying Im a Trump supporter
>implying I just wasnt glad to see limp wrist faggots BTFO

The two stages of denial Shillary Supporter/anti Trump faggots.

1. Lose election
2. Cry and cry and fucking cry more (H-he'll be impeached y-you guys!)

For the same reason you keep posting this thread every night. It's called being assblasted over something you have no power to change.

That was actually surprisingly precise.
It's not unfair unless it happens to you.

Dipshit, I favored the conservative side before Trump and the retard coalition behind him. I'm not one of the zero brained lemmings backing a label. Trump makes me an enemy to an ideology I can relate to until Trump is no longer part of it. Trump makes ALL Republicans, ALL Conservatives, ALL capitolists, ALL Christians looke like complete shit. He IS cancer.

Trump is shit.

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This. Even if Trump gets impeached (which is actually pretty unlikely considering how hard it is to do) Democrats are still going to have the same problems they had a year ago, which is basically that nobody likes them or trusts them.

>Trump won. The mad bastard won. Feels good if only for it being a gigantic FU to the entitled, indignant and sanctimonious far left.
You might have some distorted, shitty values.

He wouldn't get any viewers otherwise.

because he is paid by the chinese

>The problem with you liberals is you think republicans are the only ones who thing you are idiots.
>only ones who thing you are idiots

Yup.

If Trump didn't want to be raped, he shouldn't have put himself in a position to get raped.

Great rebuttal!

>you disagree with me
You might have some distorted, shitty values too my friend.

They better produce something better than a fucking communist and a main character from house of cards if they want to win again.

They also need to get a fucking grip on individual rights, and freedom of speech, and just the basic goddam needs of the middle class that both the rich and the poor crutch on.

Colbert is a fool with no talent and this is literally all he has left.

Thanks.

>You might have some distorted, shitty values too my friend.
I'd like to think I wouldn't feel good about electing a bag of shit if only because the other side doesn't like it.

damn right!

Focuses on an obvious typo that anyone with any amount of common sense could understand. But acts like it's important and is literally the only thing they give attention too.

Found the CNN employee

Who says I voted? Who says Im even an Americant?

Bitch more.

>Who says I voted? Who says Im even an Americant?
Nobody but you did say you felt good about it.

ye, try again, this time with less normie zeal

You can't .gif your way out of being buttblasted, user. Just let it happen.

They only have two possible ways they can go right now. Either they run another "centrist" (read: globalist aristocrat) like Clinton, or they move further left the way their base wants and nominate an anti-white communist loony like Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren. Neither option is even close to what America wants right now. They're just going to keep getting btfo and it's going to keep being funny.

>strawman.exe engaged

>being buttblasted

nope

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Right, so true that you can only support Trump to find Colbert insufferable. Jill Stein voter fyi

>Right, so true that you can only support Trump to find Colbert insufferable. Jill Stein voter fyi
Fair enough. Not calling you a liar but I don't think anybody actually voted for Stein.

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>Not calling you a liar but I think you're lying

>>Not calling you a liar but I think you're lying
If you're not a Trump supporter it's all good.

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I bought into Bernie hook line and sinker, and I think in most ways Trump is just as insufferable as Colbert tbh, I just find the majority his critics to be insane and frankly un-american. But that's really before I understood what socialism really entails, and since Gary Johnson is crazy it only left me with one option.

Between the GMO food producers and Big Pharma, there are laws PREVENTING you from knowing the truth about products so they are absolutely to blame for our medical problems, thus health care should be considered a right. And as far as education goes, don't we want people to be educated? Not gender studies educated, STEM educated-- shouldn't that shit be free via programs and apps? idk.. kind of a long thing to get into here, but it makes sense to hold accountable parties accountable. It's not like you can say "You bought things that made you sick and stupid so it's your fault, no such thing as free" blah blah blah. Fuck that, there are people responsible for the state of the world today and they should be held financially accountable.

If your bare ass is always exposed, you askin to get raped

Because 70% of Americans let their television form their political opinion for them.

Americans are kept incapable of critical thinking on purpose.

>they're

ftfy

Decades of fluoride and anti-depressants. No wonder americans are all half-retarded.

kek if bait
facepalm if just too stupid

>No wonder americans are all half-retarded.

Which is really sad considering the rest of the world can barely keep up with us.

Seriously, where are the swaggering pepe assholes that were going to red pill my ass these last few months? Did you ding dongs actually get woke? npr.org/2017/08/03/541365481/transcripts-trump-told-mexican-president-border-wall-is-least-important-thing

Considering most of the rest of the world is prey to our "regime change" strategy which is another way of saying "do what we want or we'll fucking kill your whole country" it's really not a surprise.
Google "Economic Hitmen"

Trump was put into place by Israel through Jared Kushner, Mr. 666. Don't trust anyone that fucking supports israel. They're not even real jews.

tbh is its shit stains like him and Hillary Clinton that make me embarrassed to be a registered democrat. Obama was bad, Democratic control of congress was worse, but this this is just sad, it makes us look weak like a bunch of sissy babies crying over spilled milk.

this

Pretty sweet that Trump's in, am I right or what? Stupid Dems.

>literally constructs an animated strawman to argue against for canned applause