AMERICAN CLUB

ITT: Americans only.
-Bring your own burgers.

-Shoot all trespassers by replying to them with "pew pew". Do not say anything else to them.

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I pledge allegiance to the flag if the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands. One nation under GOD indivisible with liberty and justice for all :^)

USA is actually a nice country.

Try and stop me FATSO

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FATTY FAT FAT

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I do not worship the flag. You can suck my dick until it hurts and I still won't worship the flag.

I think its time for u to go

>burgerfags
The United States would be a better country if it wasn't for the fact that Texas exist. But for god sake, do something with your niggers shooting everyone, jesus christ

FUCK OFF LEAF.

Why don't you leave you faggot. You're brainwashed into hating your own flag by the self hating jews. Its one of the many ways they destroy society.

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God bless America!
Land that I love!
Stand beside her!
And guide her!
With a light from above!

From the mountains!
To the prairies!
To the oceans white with foam!

God bless America!
My home, sweet, home!
God bless America!
My home, sweet, home!

USA USA USA

> to the flag if the United States
> if

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FUCKING

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FUCKING

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And I'm proud to be an American!
Cause at least I know I'm free!
And I won't forget the men who died!
To defend this land for me!

AND I WILL STAND UP NEXT TO YOU
PREPARED TO DIE TODAY
CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW
I LOVE THIS LAND!!!!!
GOD BLESS THE U S AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Sry its a typo but the patriotism is still tru in my heart these colors DO NOT run

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Reporting in

>No wall
We're still here.

>Make Sup Forums great again
My denying there is Jew propaganda shit going on and being pedophile, pro racemixing shitposters?

This board would be so much better without you guys.

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pls build wall. we will pay debnts on completion of wall.

Didn't you hear about Trump's new plan for an internet firewall? We're going to make the internet great again.

i'm an honorary american

PEW PEW.

You know I like my chicken fried
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up

Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia Pine
And that's home you know
Sweet tea, pecan pie, and homemade wine
Where the peaches grow
And my house it's not much to talk about
But it's filled with love that's grown in southern ground

And a little bit of chicken fried
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love

It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most
Not where you live, what you drive or the price tag on your clothes
There's no dollar sign on a peace of mind, this I've come to know
So if you agree, have a drink with me,
Raise your glasses for a toast

To a little bit of chicken fried
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love

I thank god for my life
And for the stars and stripes
May freedom forever fly, let it ring.
Salute the ones who died
The ones that give their lives
So we don't have to sacrifice
All the things we love

Like our chicken fried
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love

Get a little chicken fried
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love

>having guns
Compensating for something Yankfriends?

Ayyo where da merican women at?

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DIE NOW

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*shank slice*

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Yeah, niggers.

They were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die

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merrica

Americucks are worse at securing this thread then they are at securing their own borders

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My thread is better yet underrated.
>>/74114807

pew pew syrups

The average American woman has her own gravitational pull.

C-can I be american? I have a gun and I don't know, I just want to make America great again

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Almost missed one. C'mon, guys.

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If tomorrow all the things were gone
I’d worked for all my life,
And I had to start again
with just my children and my wife,
I’d thank my lucky stars
to be living here today,
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom
and they can’t take that away.
I’m proud to be an American
where at least I know I’m free,
And I won’t forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
From the lakes of Minnesota
to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas
from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston
and New York to L.A.,
There’s pride in every American heart
and it’s time we stand and say:
I’m proud to be an American
where at least I know I’m free,
And I won’t forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

>bring your own burgers
You're a terrible host. WHO WANTS A BURGER?!

Foreigners need not apply

American living in Poland here. Your not going to kick me out of the club right guys?

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MURICA FUCK YEAH

Only is you come here LEGALLY

BUT NOW YOU'RE TRESPASSING

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Post your guns fellow burgers.

GROSS

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BRING HOME OUR BOYS

youtube.com/watch?v=a6vwXbQZvJo

I'm a fucking American you idiot

FUCK I forgot my grill

OK, who wants one?

Nice try Vladislav

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Let martial note in triumph float
And liberty extend its mighty hand
A flag appears ‘mid thunderous cheers,
The banner of the Western land.
The emblem of the brave and true
Its folds protect no tyrant crew;
The red and white and starry blue
Is freedom’s shield and hope.
Other nations may deem their flags the best
And cheer them with fervid elation
But the flag of the North and South and West
Is the flag of flags, the flag of Freedom’s nation.

Hurrah for the flag of the free!
May it wave as our standard forever,
The gem of the land and the sea,
The banner of the right.
Let despots remember the day
When our fathers with mighty endeavor
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray
That by their might and by their right
It waves forever.

Let eagle shriek from lofty peak
The never-ending watchword of our land;
Let summer breeze waft through the trees
The echo of the chorus grand.
Sing out for liberty and light,
Sing out for freedom and the right.
Sing out for Union and its might,
O patriotic sons.
Other nations may deem their flags the best
And cheer them with fervid elation,
But the flag of the North and South and West
Is the flag of flags, the flag of Freedom’s nation.

Hurrah for the flag of the free.
May it wave as our standard forever
The gem of the land and the sea,
The banner of the right.
Let despots remember the day
When our fathers with might endeavor
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray,
That by their might and by their right
It waves forever.

Prove it, commie

That was friendly fire im undercover

pew pew pole nigger.

Come too Ikea and buy some authentic Swedish meatballs or fish, we also sell furniture.

Only 2% percent chance of deadly homicide by neger.

Välkommen in!

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Father and I went down to camp,
Along with Captain Gooding;
And there we saw the men and boys,
As thick as hasty pudding.
Yankee doodle, keep it up,
Yankee doodle dandy;
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

There was Captain Washington
Upon a slapping stallion,
A-giving orders to his men,
I guess there was a million.
And then the feathers on his hat,
They looked so’ tarnal fin-a,
I wanted pockily to get
To give to my Jemima.
And then we saw a swamping gun,
Large as a log of maple;
Upon a deuced little cart,
A load for father’s cattle.
And every time they shoot it off,
It takes a horn of powder;
It makes a noise like father’s gun,
Only a nation louder.
I went as nigh to one myself,
As’ Siah’s underpinning;
And father went as nigh agin,
I thought the deuce was in him.
We saw a little barrel, too,
The heads were made of leather;
They knocked upon it with little clubs,
And called the folks together.
And there they’d fife away like fun,
And play on cornstalk fiddles,
And some had ribbons red as blood,
All bound around their middles.
The troopers, too, would gallop up
And fire right in our faces;
It scared me almost to death
To see them run such races.
Uncle Sam came there to change
Some pancakes and some onions,
For’ lasses cake to carry home
To give his wife and young ones.
But I can’t tell half I see
They kept up such a smother;
So I took my hat off, made a bow,
And scampered home to mother.
Cousin Simon grew so bold,
I thought he would have cocked it;
It scared me so I streaked it off,
And hung by father’s pocket.
And there I saw a pumpkin shell,
As big as mother’s basin;
And every time they touched it off,
They scampered like the nation.
Yankee doodle, keep it up,
Yankee doodle dandy;
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

I HATE CHINKS

being american is a state of mind, borders won't stop me

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Here is proof from when I was talking with someone saying im not american the other day

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SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

122nd Airborne Awoos reporting in.

I'm 'Asian' American. Am I pew pew

Man it must suck living in a 3rd world shithole masquerading as a 1st world country.
>syrups and yurops and kangaroody poos will never wake up in the greatest country in the world

I LOVE THIS GREAT NATION

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Depends. Did you come here legally? If so, welcome aboard brother.
If you're illegal get the fuck out!

can someone post some mehmet my son comics

those get me every time

Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
‘Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust.”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

>one

I'll take 8 please. What kind of commie fuck only eats one burger?

Pls let me join :(

>betraying The Beautiful by traveling

what, our 3.806 million square miles isn't enough for you? Do I need to convert that to metrics for you?

no sympathy desu family

Gonna love when Trump flip flops on gun rights again

Just remember you are an American first.

Went to Church, ate hamburgers made of Eland (giant antelope one of my fellow parishoners shot, killed, and processed the meat of), now browsing Sup Forums with my MAGA hat on.

I love America.

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