How come you don't have a six pack?

How come you don't have a six pack?

>lazy
>have gf
>don't have a lot of free time
>don't want to diet

I do I just have a layer of fat over it protecting it from harm.

Because I think muscles are gross looking.

Working on it. Not a /fit/ tard but I've been going to the gym for 2 years now. I'm 16st now because I've toned every other muscle. My stomach is toned but not at the 6 pack stage yet as I've not given it enough attention.

Been working on it the last 2 months tho.

Sure I do.

I stopped doing athletics/football (soccer)/skateboarding.
Took up alcoholism and sitting.

I prefer 30packs.

This is a weak body. Not built. Just low bodyfat.

I dont want abs. I like to be strong so maintain a body fat % that lets me lool good and lift heavy.

Type of female that wants her man to have abs: 13 yos.

Lift heavy bros.

12 / hr a day, seven days a week, small business owner. Would love to get /fit/ but hard to find the motivation after work. Currently BF loves me with a little extra weight, and I get my dick sucked because of it... So its nice :3

This.

Stopped doing martial arts and had somebody else manage my gym for me.

Took up alcoholism and sitting.

Ive never had one but id give anything to have them.

Start working out ...

Gf likes stronk men not skinny girls

Typical fat fag without abs and a small dick.
Woman don't want abs and big dicks reeeeeeeewweee

I used to be a fat fuck, so my excess skin hides it.

Beer keg holds more

Same

...

Exactly why strongmen are the best husband material on the planet.

Fag

Because a keg hold more beer.

I don't want to go through life eating chicken, broccoli, and brown rice 3 meals per day and spending 4 hours at the gym.

Lazy as fuck and eat way more than I should.

Abs are made in the kitchen

I do, actually, better than his, and i still can't get laid

That's because you have a shit personality.

This.

i would kill myself but i can't get a gun

But i do op, just opened my first beer

I don't eat right. Ever. I'm not fat though so thank god for that

Or you could, like, better yourself