I can beat a gorilla bare handed

I can beat a gorilla bare handed.

No kidding.

I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.

Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.

I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.

I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.

There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.

Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

A gorilla would proceed to tear your limbs off.

/t h r e a d

k...but why posting this tho?

But could human beat gorilla in battle of wits... Hmmm

deliver proof and stream the match

This is more stale than my cum hat

Yeah, well, I can breathe underwater for like five minutes, and my buddy said you totally can't beat that.

Holy shit op its working. no one realizes.

Stale pasta is stale

> You're in a bait thread newfag.jpg
You all fell for the trap lmao

NOOO WHY DID YOU TELL THEM!

I. Could become a gorilla

Are you really that proud you can beat a gorilla bare hand ? What are you trying to achieve in this modern world with this "power" ?

Are you insecure?

dumb newfaggots dont even know what they're in

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Hello summerfriend

Oh, hey there, you fell for it.

Le epic fail

>lel I memed you
>lel I memed YOU
> hue no I was actually meming YOU
you're all cancer

Baby's first Sup Forums

I bet you're the virgin that shouts TITS OR GTFO the minute they see the word girl

Friendo spaghetti

Im on a big bender.
I was looking at this for minutes awaiting the 100/100

STOP POSTING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT
Can someone ban this moron already? He's spamming this shit

Funy thred is funy.

/danger noodle reporting in and out

no fuck you

Interested, any reasons/story?

and how does one train to take out a gorilla with a knife?

oh this pasta again

Considering you are posting this on b I'm quite sure a gorilla can beat you at chess.

Then fuck you up with chessboard afterwards.

U are wrong user. You won't beat the true legend!

I can beat a human bare handed.

No kidding.

I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.

Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.

I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.

I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.

There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.

Any beta monkey with a little bit of practice can take out a human with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.

Go for it bro. I belive in you. Just make sure to get that shit on video.
Also where are you going to do it? I bet people would pay to watch.

>body bilding 4 years
>189lbs

Lmao I don't lift and I'm 170

You say that like it's a good thing user.

Heh.. Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Wats uh gorillabear?