ITT: perfect day

ITT: perfect day
>be alone at mountain resort pic related
>get 10 hours of sleep wake up at 8am
>eat 3 eggs littlebit of bacon and ham and have a glass of orange juice
>drink coffe and roll a joint
>enjoy the view listen to music
>go inside play 1 or 2 video games, csgo for me
>get a blowjob after that
>go to the beach/pool be there for hour or 2
>lunch, nap for hour or 2
>fuck or blowjob
>have a cup of coffe
>weather becomes windy and rainy on a mountain, smoke a joint a drink beer while listening to wind.
>watch a great movie fall a sleep

>at mountain resort
>plays video games

so what you virgin

Let me fix that for ya
>be alone at mountain resort pic related
>get 9 hours of sleep wake up at 10am
>eat 2 eggs solid amount of bacon and ham and have a vodka orange juice
>drink an espresso and pop a few oxycontins from the endless supply stolen from a downed plane a few years back
>enjoy the view listen to music
>go out and take a mild hike following a small babbling stream
>return and get a blowjob after that
>go put some freshly hunted meats on the smoker to cook over the next 8 hours
>fuck 8/10 wife
>she makes lunch
>sit on the porch and listen to the birds all afternoon
>light the fireplace and relax in chair
>strong storm blows on to the mountain, have a few more strong drinks and a few oxycontins while listening.
>wife reading on the sofa
>fall asleep to the sound of logs crackling on the fire
>wake up, realize logs are not for burning they are for swallowing
>phone rings
>its Logdanoff
>oh shit
>someone is at the door
>its andy sixx
>i am so happy
>he fills my throat with his logs
>they are so fucking creamy

>ITT: perfect day

>don't wake up at 9am
>don't eat eggs, bacon, ham
>died peacefully while asleep
>the pain is over

The perfect day would consist of doing everything one may want to very much do on any given day.

But VIDEO GAMES at a MOUNTAIN RESORT? You fucking crazy person.

Tripple sixx's logged and clogged
I-is that you, andy?

>packing to go to a beautiful resort
>forgets deodorant and tooth paste
>doesn't forget PS4

saved as my desktop background
got anymore?

>vodka orange juice
>not a screwdriver

Confirmed underageb&

it was actually pretty good until you ruined it with that stupid fucking forced shit

This

At least try to show a tad more maturity

die in a fire

i enjoy reking noobs whats the problem

Aren't you a little young to be here?

School starts in another month buddy, soon you'll have to leave your parents retreat and leave the obese housemade

Fuck off his post actually relaxed me, stop obsessing over the vidya part. It's not about actually wasting vacation that way its a fantasy

never got that andy sixx glad i didnt because if fuckin gay and stupid and you should kill yourself

>be in a log cabin innawoods
>heavy snowfall
>super comfy.
>wake up next to bf
>cuddle him for a little
>get up and make pancakes for both of us
>drink a cup of herbal tea no homo
>light comfy fire
>have super comfy shower
>give him a blowjob in the super comfy shower
>dry out and put clothes on
>go outside on rented snowmobiles
>explore the woods and shit
>fuck yea
>stop and make a fire for lunch
>heat up some comfy soup and maybe some sausages or something
>slurp the soup and enjoy surroundings
>get back onna snowmobiles
>explore some more
>eventually decide its getting late and we should go back before its dark and cook dinner
>make dinner
>steaks or some shit
>eat while watching a comfy cheesy action movie
>comf.
>look out of the window
>northern lights and shit nigga
>pretty as fuck
>take snowmobiles out to some high ground to look at that shit
>its romantic as shit nigga
>hold hands and shit
>kiss and shit
>its getting spicy n shit
>go back home to comfy cabin
cont

Spoken like a really mature adult, well done kiddo

>people projecting their own problems by saying playing video games on vacation is crazy

>log cabin
>log
>slurp

are we supposed to be impressed? So you paid to go to a mountain resort to do what you do at home, big fucking deal.

Did you at least explore the area? Are you one of those weird fuckers who just stays in their hotel room the entire vacation?

saying im kiddo while forcing unfunny disgusting meme... nobody finds you amusing or smart, its just sad

Can somebody give me a quick logdown on this Andy Sixx log of shit meme?

Sure,
Quick logdown:

-Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
-His anus is In contact with your lips
-Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
-Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
-said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
-They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
-He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
-Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat

Come on kid, you're just embarrassing yourself now. You'll understand these things someday. Just be patient and go play with your toys

0/10 gay

>change into something kinda cute
>sit down at pc and check Sup Forums
>there are no threads worth posting in as usual
>play a few rounds of playerunknown as a duo
>goes really well
>bf says he's sleepy
>ask if he wants to go to bed
>no user
>there's something else i want to do
>walks over to me
>has big bulge in pants OwO
>pulls them down
>shoves his big creamy log into my mouth
>just joking that's a forced as fuck meme


>puts his massive dick in my mouth and throatfucks me
>yes.jpg
>after 5min or so pulls me to my feet and slaps my ass
>"you know what to do"
>go enema
>come back
>he's got all the toys and stuff ready
>warm up for like half an hour (hes got a big dick ok)
>eventually warmed up enough
>slides it into my boypussy
>kinda hurts at first just because of how big and hard he is
>goes slowly at first because he knows it hurts
>few min later im fully warmed up
>pins me down to the bed
>starts fucking me really hard
>feel like im gonna cum hands free
>moan a lot
>he gives me reacharound
>cum
>he cums in my butt
>shower and then spoon together and fall asleep
no homo

also i actually have this planned for in the winter its gonna be great

force your assburgers somewhere else freakshow

Top kek! U gave me blue logs user. Gay shit was kinda jarring but to each his own I always say

>>be in a log cabin innawoods
>>heavy snowfall
>>super comfy.
>>wake up next to bf
stopped right there

I read your reply in the voice of those punks that always beat up Xavier Renegade Angel
Also real mature

thanks for ruining this thread you fucking loser
I hope someone tracks you down and murders you

i explored the area but didnt have the time to do it when i ordered hookers twice in a day

amount of demention in your posts is above my omprehension

seems like a waste. Again, am i supposed to be impressed? I go to zermatt several times a year, I go to austrian resorts a couple times a year, I go to norway a few times a year, I enjoy life. I don't go there to play video games or bang hookers, because I can bang hookers and play video games at home. There I enjoy what the place has to offer, and bang women for free. You are a sad person who is trying to impress sheltered teenagers, which is pathetic.

Grow up and suck a sopping fucking log of shit , kiddo

Someone has a bit of growing up to do

I never thought of myself as having much of a fetish or a kink. I have sexual desires and fantasies just like anybody else, but nothing particularly outlandish. I certainly have never been anything more than put off and slightly disturbed by some of the weirder sexual activities one can encounter on the internet. I almost threw up the first time someone tricked me into watching 2 girls 1 cup. So when I started seeing this stupid ass Andy Sixx's shit meme on b I thought it was bizarre and mildly gross. But looking into Andy Sixx's eyes day after day I slowly felt something changing in me. I can't explain it. There's something about that hearty, filling log that is so satisfying. The thought of it coating my tongue in a pungent and greasy skid mark of excrement just makes my rod fucking stand up like a dick getting hard. The idea of Andy Sixx spreading his emo anus lips and pumping a fat one into my open mouth is just beyond exciting. It's rapturous. The warmth of his hot clay sliding into my stomach, impregnating me with his creamy logroll while black veil brides songs blare in my ears... I swear to got if I don't get that fucking clogger in my mouth immediately I'm gonna cut off my fucking dick and mail it to Andy. I want that fucking log

I didnt write this thread to impress you, it's what I like to do, get high on something then do something else, i expected people will write their own perfect day, and judging by your comprehension you seem bit too annoyed, maybe you should go on a vacation even more

I was in Zermatt last month! It had been a few years...when did it become 80% Asian tourists?

Ok I've ignored it as long as I can but I've had it with this shitty forced Andy Sixx meme. It's just one, maybe two faggots spamming and it's getting me steamed. Just earlier today my friend Andy and I posted perfectly good cock rate and pics you shouldn't share threads which immediately 404'd, meanwhile five or sixx of these stupid fucking log threads are sliding right to the first page. This might be a tough one for you to swallow, but whoever you are that keeps posting this if I ever meet you irl I will cream you. Your meme is shit and I'm fucking dung with it.

Andy Six threads are retarded, but not as cancerous as your newfag rate my dick or PYSS threads.

Who are you fucking if you are alone at a mountain resort?

OP sorry for clogging up your thread. i actually found your post to be of quality. Took me to a peaceful place for a second, away from the compulsion to post logs 24/7 that has all but cost me my life.

Obvs meant alone with a lady, just,not there with a bunch of mates or family oo good job detective user the FAGGOT

no no i am alone, fuckin hookers or unimportant chicks. i am alone because i like being alone enjoying all by myself. watching nature and getting high and spending all my money on ME. not a wierdo btw just a smart man

I'm so gay I can't fart right

fight your assburgers

1/2
>wake up at 6 am softly wakened by two of my obviously female robot servants
>one starts to blow me as the other gets my order for breakfast
>coffee, two fried eggs and generic cereal, an apple which i will ignore later on
>as the automatic shutters on the roof slowly open i begin to see the first light of the day
>i get up and take a shower, and dry off and dress in simple but extremely comfortable pyjamas
>i to the kitchen to eat breakfast as the sun starts to come up like a nuclear mushroom on the ocean
>one robot starts to read the news "muslim population now almost wiped out due to nuclear bombardment"
>"being a feminist is considered a crime now", "science finds traps are indeed gay"
>i stop the robot from reading more, because i know the next page is the nigger joke page and i want to read that later
>as i throw out the apple out of my lighthouse i hear a siren go off
>a number of machinegun towers emerge from the water ripping a boat in the distance to shreds
>a rocket is shot onto where the boat was a minute ago just to make sure nobody survived
>and another one because it's funny
>take that isis
>actually not sure if it was isis, but the european governments decided it would be best to assume that any boats in the mediterran sea belong to isis
>light serbian kebab removal music plays in the background
>I go into the command center where i am informed that everyone posting generic porn on Sup Forums has been sent to a work camp, cuck baiters and dick raters were not so lucky
>discuss with the world leaders why they should increase funding for space development and to stop climate change

2/2
>albanias leader disagrees
>trump presses a red button twice: albania and india get hit with nuclear warheads
>as this is settled i let them discuss the details and head up where i get me some pussy and order lunch: beef, beer and an apple for obvious reasons
>time for target practise, get out of my light house and jump onto a quad - i have to drive a bit to reach the shooting position
>after a 10 minute drive i reach the place where an a bit modernized "schwerer gustav 800mm cannon" waits for me
>aim south but remember that there's nothing left to destroy there
>a computer voice suggests another possible target: a tumblr meetup in San Francisco
>correct the angle and fire away, see over a little monitor how the place gets engulfed in flames, the computer voice comments "multikill"
>fire a second shot into Ferguson, "dominating"
>american news are suprised that the city actually burns less than usual
>enought target practise for the day, get on my quad and drive home from my hard working day as the sun begins to go down
>as i reach my home i get greeted at the day by my servants, one which parks the quad, one which gives me a chilled beer and an apple
>after i've tossed the apple away into the wilderness i get up to the dining room and find dinner is ready with an assortment of beers and joints
>decide i will smoke a joint on my balcony before i eat and have one robot blow me and one read me the nigger jokes
>after a good chuckle and a fine meal i fall into bed as my servants wrap around me
>i decide to fuck once more and finally fall asleep completely satisfied in body and mind