Make a haiku

Make a haiku

Was it five words first

then seven words after the first one

another five because fuck it

wait...

Ate a piranha
And it caused me to shit blood
This fish has some bite

Traps are literally fucking gay
so is this godforsaken cancer board
OP is still a faggot

Deep, deep, deep within OP
There is a glorious faggot attempting escape
OP is truly a faggot

In the night she screams

I am pleased with this pleasure

Sand in vasoline

i ate some bad food
explosive diarrhea
clean up on aisle five

OP makes a thread
asks for haikus to be made
faggotry abounds

I jacked off to her
It was Angie Varona
She is still very hot

Once there was much fun
Then, the seasons changed sour
Now, summer is here.

whats with the ads yo?
those pills dont make your dick big
who falls for this shit?

Shit in my diaper
Mom, do your job and clean me
Yum, chicken tendies

Ooga Booga spat
I'm a nigger with a gat
With my backwards hat

OP is a fag
No really he sucks penis
Because he's OP

Here is my haiku
I think it's super duper cool
Go fuck yerself, bitch

one time i sharted
while trying to take a shit
rectum felt so clean

Nah mate, I'm a virgin
You fucking idiot, you thought wrong
I like pokemon porn

Danielle Bregoli
Cash me ousside how bout dah?
Words of pure wisdom

That's not a haiku

something is fishy
bitch bending over on all four
it's a trap faggot

Don't you dare bring that "trend" in here.

here is a true haiku
I can cum fidget spinners, wow.
a fag like you can too

I don't think people understand it's about the syllables. Not the number of words

how do you do that?
how you "cum fidget spinners"?
i am curious

Isnt it syllables?

Dont touch me uncle
Please not tonight i beg you
I wont tell just stop

yes that is correct
five seven five syllables
its not that hard fags

lost amidst the sea
do I drift without purpose
or ride the wave

母さんはがんを
嬉しかった僕
楽しい人生

That's 5-7-4

once i fucked a goat
then yelled allahu akbar
and blew myself up

OP is a fag
this thread is fucking cancer
nigger nigger nig

Mother cancels cancer
I was delightful I
A fun life

haikus are easy
just like your mom you faggot
i had sex with her

better than hookers
no credit card no signup
these moms fuck for free

i could go all day
making stupid haikus here
i am pathetic

if they see a street
they just have to poo in it
retarded indians

My mother got cancer
I was happy
It's a fun life

Get back in the car
Stop being such a pussy
That's it, now breathe in

That's also moonlighter

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