>decide to go a mexican grill because all the people who make it will be on the wrong side of the wall soon
>Menu
>3/4ths in Spanish
>Ordered some sort of spic souvlaki
>It comes
>There are only 2 pieces if meat total, everything else us peppers and mushrooms
>Waited longer than ever before for a meal
>Peppers weren't good
Now I finally figured out why we need that wall. Looks like I'm no longer a #CruzMissle
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Kek fucking amerifats always thinking in food no wonder why that shithole is doomed
How is the cartels treating you there mexifat? m.huffpost.com
We cant eat drywall or lawn clippings paco
Go to a fucking taco stand blasting salsa.
It's so much better.
Salty we"re sending your wife's son back, El Paco?
>needing a wall because you don't know how to order mexican food
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Probably should've left the MAGA hat at home, senpai
1-800-MEXICAN-FOOD
quiet, beaner
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That was one of the best parts of the debates.
They both started trying out rattle off Spanish better than the other and Trump didn't even need to provide a response.
Mexican food is shit easy unimaginative crap, but it's also delicious.
No matter the menu item, it always consists of the same ingedients.
> mexi-seasoned protein
> tortilla (could be corn, could be flour, who fucking cares)
>onion
The rest is condiments, lettuce, and cheese
You don't need Mexicans to enjoy their food. They aren't worth it anyway.
>peppers and mushrooms
> Mexican food
pick one
Tacos aren't Mexican food.
peppers
Did I get it right?
>mushrooms in mexican food
This is like me saying I went to a German "restaurant" and ordered some shitty pickled cabbage and a kebab then calling it "authentic german food".
Kill yourself, OP.
Lmao reminds me of the first """authentic""" Mexican food place I went to.
>grandma (pbuh) takes me and sister to this new place down the street
>"tacos are only a dollar there, you can each get two"
>we get the tacos and they're the size of a fucking half dollar coin (barely exaggerating)
>grandma tells the guy "I didn't think they were this small, these aren't even tacos"
>broken English: "what you esspect, something a bigger?"
>8 year old me: "we don't wanna hear what you said to your wife last night pal"
>go home and eat the """"""""tacos""""""" all pissed off because we could have went to del taco and got a shit ton of 39 cent tacos that would have tasted better
Underrated.
why go to "authentic" Mexican to eat tacos?
it's like going to America to eat McDonalds.
order a fucking bowl of menudo or something
year old me: "we don't wanna hear what you said to your wife last night pal"
lel I hope you really said this
Hola puta