Trips and i put dick in microwave for 5 minutes

trips and i put dick in microwave for 5 minutes

Record and post or didn't happen

BUFFALO SOULJAAAAA IN THE HEART OF AMERICAAAA

rollin

do it

You have to cut it off first dumbass.

cool dick dude

leave that ferret alone

This I have to see.

please

I will put it in without cutting it off, I'll just shut the doors slightly

dick is my neighbors cat

have a seat

Alright check them you fucks

Post pic of microwave with time stamp.

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i have to roll on this one

Did your local KFC get replaced by a medicinal marijuana shop?

roll

Rolling quads

ROLLING FOR DICKDEATH

Roll

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roll

let the meerkat go you fuck

You can't put your dick in the microwave, the microwave won't start unless the door closes

BAM

That was merely a joke. This is where the fun begins.

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kek

niggerass

so close

God damn it so fucking close

If only you could comprehend my abilities...

Perhaps you'd have these

And again, it was only a joke. The vitrification of Christ is upon us.

dw guys I got this

fuck I meant to get trips

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Then it will really be a micro penis

If quads, I make a clone from Jesus' DNA and wage war on the gods, using him as our weapon. When the ash settles, weapons shall be crafted from the bones of Christ. These weapons shall be stained with Christ's perpetual damnation. Until time itself collapses, the weapons of Christ will be used to create hellfire for the army of godlessness.

Also, I'll pee on my cat.

Trips

roll

just put your head inside for 15min retard

roll

You wont do it faggot

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so fucking close

reroll

rero

again XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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gonna kms soon

XD

stop it pls

fuck off
>also
trips here

Reroll

XD MAKE ME XDDD

Rolling

Re roll

burp

Roll

roll

Seeeeend it

DO IT!

Rolllin

He never said he was going to turn the microwave on
Dam faggot OP just wants you guys to stare at his dick in a microwave for 5min

My only question is if he will close the door.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Checkem'

Reroll

trips please

check em

I feel a disturbance in the board...

Pingus

Why do we want a guy to put his dick in a microwave for 5 minutes?

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Omg look at these trips

IDK

rollerino

Baduga

We are getting ever so closer... Rolling

>weapons crafted from the bones of christ

Show us said dickā€¦ Faggot

I'll call u L

fuck you OP

Timestamp and record it bitch

roll

Be careful what you wish for OP

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I got this shit

roll

We are almost there, I can feel it.

Yep right here

ROLLING BC I LIKE TO ROLL

THIS WILL BE TRIPS

How will you disengage the safety mechanism that starts the microwave but prevents it from running while the door is open?

THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASNT TRIPS

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THIS LITTLE CUCK BOY IS TRYING TO PULL A SOUTH PARK

EAT MY ASS

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