trips and i put dick in microwave for 5 minutes
Trips and i put dick in microwave for 5 minutes
Record and post or didn't happen
BUFFALO SOULJAAAAA IN THE HEART OF AMERICAAAA
rollin
do it
You have to cut it off first dumbass.
cool dick dude
leave that ferret alone
This I have to see.
please
I will put it in without cutting it off, I'll just shut the doors slightly
dick is my neighbors cat
have a seat
Alright check them you fucks
Post pic of microwave with time stamp.
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i have to roll on this one
Did your local KFC get replaced by a medicinal marijuana shop?
roll
Rolling quads
ROLLING FOR DICKDEATH
Roll
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roll
let the meerkat go you fuck
You can't put your dick in the microwave, the microwave won't start unless the door closes
BAM
That was merely a joke. This is where the fun begins.
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kek
niggerass
so close
God damn it so fucking close
If only you could comprehend my abilities...
Perhaps you'd have these
And again, it was only a joke. The vitrification of Christ is upon us.
dw guys I got this
fuck I meant to get trips
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Then it will really be a micro penis
If quads, I make a clone from Jesus' DNA and wage war on the gods, using him as our weapon. When the ash settles, weapons shall be crafted from the bones of Christ. These weapons shall be stained with Christ's perpetual damnation. Until time itself collapses, the weapons of Christ will be used to create hellfire for the army of godlessness.
Also, I'll pee on my cat.
Trips
roll
just put your head inside for 15min retard
roll
You wont do it faggot
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so fucking close
reroll
rero
again XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
roll
gonna kms soon
XD
stop it pls
fuck off
>also
trips here
Reroll
XD MAKE ME XDDD
Rolling
Re roll
burp
Roll
roll
Seeeeend it
DO IT!
Rolllin
He never said he was going to turn the microwave on
Dam faggot OP just wants you guys to stare at his dick in a microwave for 5min
My only question is if he will close the door.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Checkem'
Reroll
trips please
check em
I feel a disturbance in the board...
Pingus
Why do we want a guy to put his dick in a microwave for 5 minutes?
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Omg look at these trips
IDK
rollerino
Baduga
We are getting ever so closer... Rolling
>weapons crafted from the bones of christ
Show us said dickā¦ Faggot
I'll call u L
fuck you OP
Timestamp and record it bitch
roll
Be careful what you wish for OP
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I got this shit
roll
We are almost there, I can feel it.
Yep right here
ROLLING BC I LIKE TO ROLL
THIS WILL BE TRIPS
How will you disengage the safety mechanism that starts the microwave but prevents it from running while the door is open?
THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASNT TRIPS
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THIS LITTLE CUCK BOY IS TRYING TO PULL A SOUTH PARK
EAT MY ASS
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