Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

>Close the door and leave
>Wrong house

"who gave you a fucking key to my house"

degrees and walk the fuck out.

Turn 180 degrees and moon walk

Ask her to get dressed and take her out to a nice dinner

and then undress her again later?

>Call the police.

nah lol

>her
What's wrong with you? That's clearly a trap.

All the eggs

?

why not?

I would would start with a blowjob and see where it goes from there

>Home invasion just turned into rape

you're trying to be a gentlemen. but women like to be caressed and loved.

Oh well I would definitely at least eat her out too

no, no, no.
You start with sensual kissing.
jfc

Naaaahh. She's clearly a whore whos already naked in my room. Why waste my hard earned cash with foreplay?

youtube.com/watch?v=yhp-4EJYXtE

also, cash?

I mean yea I would pay cash to tap that

Take those beads and choke that bitch out. You don't break into someone's house in TX.

don't you want her to moan?

That'll happen when I eat her out man.

But I'm sure it sounds sexy

i personally find making out more enjoyable than pussy eating.
anything she says is sexy

Making out is fine, but I love eating a nice pussy.

Still waiting for the day. Like a alpha beta cuckfaggit!

Also are you going to post more of her...?

Turn 180 the grease and walk bacwards

gotta go out and make ti happen!
besides, who could last more than 60 seconds inside this?

More?

I would try my hardest, gotta enjoy every minute you have with her

it would be very very difficult to resist the temptation to rail her as quickly as possible especially in some positions.

hop on desktop
browse to Sup Forums
>dubs decides what i do

A combination of slow and fast/hard fucking would be necessary

well...her favourite position is reverse cowgirl i hear

Mmm so the pace would be mostly up to her. Fun ;)

That's how you reject a bitch in style.

and you get to look at...this
fml that i'm not her husband

It's a view worth paying for that's for sure

She's a female, she'll moan anyway. They "always orgasm". Haven't you heard? They ALWAYS give a dog a bone

>not caring if your woman's orgasm is real or fake
giggity
is today the first time you've gazed upon it gazed upon it?

Nah that was yesterday

how was your first competition?

>TURN 360° and run

It was fucking fantastic man.

wat do?
>proceed to have sex all night long
>but prematurely ejaculate after 90 seconds
>and then fall asleep immediately

never fapped to a more beautiful set of ladies have you?

kek

Not that I can remember. Never came that hard either

which girl did you like best?

Ana I think

Highly enjoyable

But I doubt I was even close to seeing them all

you like em a bit on the thick side?

nice try, Mr FBI

Mmm fuck yea. Just a little thick though, accentuate the curves

um, no, you weren't i can assure you
how do you rank the beauties you saw?
who was your second and third favourites? what about your favorite picture?

Ana, Patrycja, some girl I didn't get the name of

Picture probably last one of Ana you posted

your mystery girl?

When do you guys wanna do this again?

Whenever you want

No that's hope I remember her. Later today? Maybe 8-9 hours?

was she blonde?

No that's holly. I remember her from the video. She was only posted once, it was a pic from behind, not in the competition in a thread before that one.

oh her...if you like thick girls you'll loooove her
are you going to sleep now?

No I have to go to work pretty soon and that's around when I should be home afterwards

heres's something to think about at work.

I have like 20-30 minutes before I have to go, and if it's a slow day I MIGHT be able to browse Sup Forums a bit during work... but do I have a competition to look forward to once I'm off?

>I fucking hope

Rape comes to mind. Breaking her mind to enjoy the rape is always a good thing.

Also yea that's the pic... mmm fuck she makes me so horny

if you're off in 8 hours probably not sorry, either rub one out now or wait till tomorrow and i'll have one earlier, more around the time of yesterday's
>or both
just imagine being suffocated by these...

...

sis go back to bed

Sounds Good, there's a good chance I will be off by then. Be sure to make a thread or two looking for me around that time.

>both
God yes
Mmm I want to motorboat her so bad

Apologize for walking into the wrong room.

"why are there stairs in my bedroom?"

Oh fuck I misread that, what's the latest you could make a thread today? Is there any hope for an after work fap?

maybe 7 hours from now? but i couldn't stick around unfortunately...

360 degrees or 180+moonwalk = you walk straight to her

paint her picture, thank her for modelling

What do you mean you wouldn't be able to stick around? Do you have work or something then? Do you mean it would have to be a short competition?

Sorry, work has been really shitty lately and I just can't think of a better release than a competition right after work then bed... dreaming of the babes!

i'll need to sleep i think we're in different time zones.
crank one out now while you can man!

Not worth it, these girls deserve an hour minimum and we both know it.

Come on man... can't you please stay up late?

Just take a mid day nap and it should work out! Is there some way I can convince you?

newfag

>this

Hey so just because that other user left you're done posting? What the hell op

I'm still here for a bit.. but yea no clue where OP went

Rape can be considered as a self defense mechanism?

I just want to see more of these chicks... I probably would have done whatever that competition is with him if it involves them.

I'd suck some dick and force Andy Sixx log memes on Sup Forums

Arc tan(1)x8'n walk away

...

Nah, she prefers a dirty sanchez...

Fuck her right in the pussy

You won't love me back.

I was hoping to have a birthday fap competition, but I understand OP.