Drinking cheap vodka and thinking of the fuckup my life is. And what about you /b? Tell me your stories, the sadder, the more welcome.
I'm a 22 year old college virgin alcoholic, working at a petrol station incapable of getting with the woman of my dreams and really lonely. Beat me, /b, tear me to shreds
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Don't fap too much, you'll have problems getting it up when you get it on with a woman
Havent really fapped in about two weeks, nothing really gets me up anymore
Heroin
Guess I was too late
Thought about it, but nah, dont wanna become a junkie just yes plus I cant really afford it with rent and food and alcohol, pkus the pay is not astronomical
Not really, but some good porn would be welcome, if you have any on stock
Dude trust me you don't wanna involve yourself with women anyway they're all mad, and at the end of the day it doesn't really matter does it
I'm you except 8 years older and work in a warehouse.
Agreed, I have a couple of female friends, but that's it with my female interactions, nothing physical. Women are psycho, but still, fucking would be nice
I feel you, /brother, I would gladly share my drink with you, cheers to us fuckups
Well one can always hope I guess, but women are effort and money, money which in my case would rather be spent on alcohol.
Therein lies the answer. Give up, drop out.
True, but still, isnt it better to have your dick wet and not have a sore head and a bad stomach in the morning?
Not planning on it, finished 33 exams, 3 left and just a simple verbal explanation of my diploma work is left. I dont wanna be a fuckup poor working class loser my whole life like all of my family
You're a tad slow, drop out of life.
Well, at least my smokes are of quality, dont really care about cancer and shit anymore
Tried it on 3 occasions, I chickened out of jumping off a bridge, the train was late and the rope snapped, so I gave up on that
You owe it to yourself to find some English Ovals. If your going to kill yourself slowly do it well
Maybe, if I can get them where I live, will try them if I get the chance
Alcohol is very good for certain situations but on its own 24/7...meh. You should augment it by getting some decent coke. That's what I'd do and I'm kickass.
Wanna try it but my dealer doesnt have it. Usually I just get baked and wander around my town without any idea where I am or where I am going
It'll get better user. 22 is way young. Let go of 'woman of your dreams' theory, that shit is just temporary infatuation.
C'mon /b, where are YOUR stories. My ashtray is getting full and nothing from you
Haven't really bothered with drugs in a few years tbh
I know, I fucking know, I am trying to move on, but it is hard. We're great friends (piss off with friendzone bullshit, that's bullshit), we chat, smoke and drink together, just the two of us, and for a bloody virgin like me, thats a lot
i've been off cigarettes for a good months now but really feeling a drag lately and bought a pack, I made excuses to buy the pack and now i'm packing excuses to even smoke them. But it felt so good. Smoked one this morning outside and it felt great
You're literally normal on paper and even in a good spot besides the alcohol. You're in college with a job.
Quit drinking. Being a virgin isn't a big deal, it will happen. Two percent of the male population ends up with the young love woman of their dreams. Your biggest problem is being self-abusing, put down the bottle and quit that shit out you fag.
six months*
Try weed (again), it's great. You feel like a bloody tourist in your own town, I like zhat, like I'm travelling
I get that, I feel a vacation sensation
I had the woman of my dreams but now she's gone. She was the first one I ever liked on that level, the first one I ever asked out and I'm also 22.
I've been trying to go to college for the last 4 years but couldn't, each year the timing was just perfect for something to fuck up my chances.
>1 year didn't get the course I wanted so I did a different course that helped me get to the one I wanted
>1 year didn't get the course again but compromised with another one but had medical problems, in and out of hospitals, had to withdraw from course after one year because missed a lot of classes
>year 3 applied for course, no financial support so asked parents for money, they said yes, then bought a car so had to withdraw again
>year 4 (now) applied for a course, 50% chance I'll have the money for it, college fees saved, may not afford rent, too inconvenient/expensive to get a lift
I bought a faulty PC about a year ago and now have to buy a new one because the motherboard is fried (I only used the pc to go on the internet, one day it just died) but I have no money since I'm saving up for college and I need money no more than ever but I also need a pc to do shit on for college.
I'm sick of everyone around me always getting shit handed to them and they have it perfect, my friend ditched my ass for a girl that one day showed up in his life and pretty much did everything for him, he didn't have to do shit to have a relationship and I tried and did everything, actually had to come out of my comfort zone and still, I'm back where I started.
Shit just keeps stacking up and whenever something good happens it only stays for awhile and then it gets destroyed, taken away and its back to feeling shitty again. Its been like that for the past 22 years, I'm starting to think it'll never get better but I'm still here just in case
Well alcohol is a recent development, and all that you said, I do know and it is true, but there is a fucking long backstory to all of it. The short version is: the first girl i've been with screwed with me royally, my grandpa died of cancer and my grandma commited suicide due to it and I am to blame (accidentally left painkillers out). Then theres the occasion where all my friends from high school left me for dead
>beat me
No.
March with your chin held high, soldier! Stand up tall, throw away vodka (it's shit, you know), and make your parents and your country proud! For what else is out there to live and die for?
Quit while you're ahead. I want to, but cigs are the only thing keeping me from having a nervous breakdown dealing with fuckers at work (customers)
Well in a few years I mean like a year I haven't smoked weed in
To be completelly honest, thats the most encouraging thing someone has saod to me in a long time. I thank you, /brother, your post deserves a screencap
Well, I'ts not as destructive amd addictive as other drugs plus its great to be high, try it again, youll enjoy it
I've been in a similar situation and I let it ruin my life. Seven years later I'm still putting the pieces back together. You can let it ruin you and no one is going to try or be able to stop you. So make your choice, wallow in self pity and make bad choices or soldier on, even wallow in self pity but soldier on. I recommend soldiering on because your life will get demonstrably worse. Make your bed and lie in it.
Where are your parents? If they aren't claiming you as a dependent and you're saying you can't get/qualify for financial aid I call bullshit. Your story sucks and it's happened 100x worse to millions of others. Get financial aid, go to some classes, meet some girls...not that complicated. This or my advice. Cut out all that redundancy that's not going to get you anywhere, anyways--because you think things should just "happen" and jump headfirst into the everloving, never questioning, arms of heroin. You are just prolonging the inevitable.
I realise what you said, I have given up on being with her and I am looking for a new woman, but I foolishly get myself in situations, where I say to her that I am going to smoke or drink or whatever and she wants to be with me almost immediatelly, even if we are alone, and I dont have the heart to say no and that just makes thing worse
Well, Im 90% on my own, my parents just give me some money to help em get by and I realise that people have ot mich worse than me. I just wanted to talk to someone about MY problems who wont judge me or want to send me to a mental institution again
Fucking this.
Sit in my flat everyday wanting to get smashed on beer. Only difference is I have a residual income so I don't work.
My therapist says I need to want to get out of my situation but I have no reason to.
What do I do?
total loser, cant even top yourself
Well, just think, do you want to live in the same situation for 60 more years. If no, find some goal for yourself and get yourself out ou that pit
Yeah, I know, couldn't even kill myself, but not really looking to end it right now
To be honest, I dont want to take away the attention from people who need help and advice more than me anymore. Thank you, /b, for your chatter, you've provided more that anyone else has had since. It is hard to type, since I am on my phone, it's on 6% and I am quite a bit drunk. I shall post some more. If anyone remembers me in the folloving days, I am DAVIDOFF DRUNK (the only thing I can think up), see you soon /b
Yeah I mean i would but I'm just shit scared of drug tests in work
DAVIDOFF DRUNK IS OUTIES YALL, cant even tipe on the computer right, need to sleep but still have half a bottle left, so If anyone is up to cheer me on, I am happy to chatt about anything
Be me 19y virgin, probably becoming a alcoholic. Had depression since 13 till bout 16-17. Many suicide attempts. High school sucked for me the first 2 and a half years. Got a gf in 3. grade, turned out she wanted to be a boy. Only got bad blowjobs. Final year met the girl of my dreams, perfect in every way. She was raped when young and its still haunting her. Were together 5 months then she broke up with me cause everything came back to her. Still have ocassional conversation. Got in a collage i wanted but i flunked cause it was srsly way too hard. Now i spend my days in my room dinking and smoking weed. Dont really go out on the count i hate beeing round people. Dont really wanna find a job, i guess i wanna stay like this until i can. Pretty hollow and boring life, but i guess it could be worse.
Well, thank you anyways /b. See you again soon
dubs says you should
Well, to be honest, you had more than me. Now, having a job gets you two things. The first is, you have money to spend on anything you wnat, since it is your money, fairly earned. Secondly, it gives you sometzhing else to think besides your problems. The third is, you meet new peolpe, who may turn out to be great. So try, /brother, you'll see, that it pays out
your 19. Fuck off.
just go and live your life, stop being an asshole
>19
Quit your whining, son, you haven't seen the worse, and Lord knows you won't. And believe me, drinking and drugs won't kill you this instant, but will screw your future in so many ways, you don't even know. Yet.
NIGGA, DOUBLE DUBS!!!!!!! Are you my soulmate????
Make love to me, double dubs. Take my virginity away
dub dubs speaks the truth. fucking end it
Where yre you, double dubs? DAVIDOFF DRUNK wants to have your babies
NOOOOOO, dubs is my soulmate, I want him/her now, DOUBLEDUBS lay me in my bed and do things to me now
I applied for student grants, got one for first year but wasted it because of the medical issues, didn't attend enough classes to co repeats, couldn't afford to repeat the year.
Once you get a grant for that year its gone forever and you have to apply for other financial supports which I did, but they tell me I won't know if I qualify until I get the college offers and submit them, even then the woman working there told me I can either barely qualify or not at all so chances are slim.
Easier said than done, you must have some standard image of a person that these things happen to but everyone is different, I'm ugly as fuck, barely hit a 3/10 and getting any girl is almost impossible without them rejecting me on first impressions, believe me, thats how it always went down, the reason this one I dated didn't reject me is because we met online and I managed to win her over with my 'personality' which sealed the deal for her, but if she was to see me before that happened, she'd reject me like the others did, its not as easy for me to meet girls especially knowing that and having super low self esteem because of that, can't even fake confidence.
You must be one of those people that would say to a guy who lost one leg that he has no reason to bitch about his life because there are people that lost 2 legs. Of course someone has it worse, doesn't mean it isn't bad at all retard.
Where did I say things should just happen to me? I said I tried for the past 4 years to do one thing, then theres other things I did and they didn't work either but I keep trying. I said I hate the fact some people who do less get more which doesn't mean that I'm hoping for the same
jesus op just wait until your the old fags of old fags like me
52 years old cheap vodka everyday but at least i've gotten more ass than a toilet seat
here buddy feast your eyes on yet another fine female speciem
I agree with you, no problems should be ignored. I understand you, why do some people have it easier than others? Well, /brother, DAVIDOFF DRUNK is still somehow with you and I give you my hand, and we can do it, we can overcome our diferences. Maybe it's due to patriotic music I am listening to but lest do it /brother, let's win at life. ARE YOU WITH ME?????
Underage, illegal, distasteful ind ugly. Are you insane???
Cons: 24 yo college drop out with no driver license working as a waiter abroad. I abused substances in the past (weed, alcohol and benzodiazepines, occasionally other stuff) and despite being very self-conscious about it I know I get addicted to stuff easily. I have forbidden sexual desires that I won't explicitly state.
Pros: extremely good looking as in I have girls hitting on me on a weekly basis and have people complimenting on me/asking if I do model/saying good things about my outlook very often. Pretty intelligent: I've always stood out for thinking out of the box. Mine is a very wealthy family, albeit detached and incredibly fucked up. I speak fluently three languages.
All in all it doesn't look bad. I attempted suicide several times, all of them for attention. I feel much more in control of my life as opposed to a few years ago and I might get back to trying and make something concrete about my existence. As for now I'm happy I abandoned the unhealthy mental habits that drove me to madness in my teem years. Regardless, I'm simply a big fuck up who loves pretending he's not one.
IM INSANE REEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE says the DAVIDOFFD DRUNK
>Underage, illegal, distasteful ind ugly. Are you insane???
but wait you're the one that'd insane
body type and youthful face does not = underage
girl is 18 faggot AND adorable
We all go through some tough times user, when I was 22 I was always broke and my future looked bleak. The only thing that was going well at 22 was the pussy it kept me alive and kept me from joining the military.
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If you're really goood looking then try to use that. Fuck as much as you can, you're still young, DAVIDOFF DRUNK isn't really visually appealing so trust me when I say, use your god given gift
>This myth
Kek. Do you browse the internet for tips, ready for when you finally lose your virginity as a pornstar for one of those weird 80 year old fucks 18 year old fetishes.
Ok, if seh's not underage, she looks underage (below 17), and that still counts as distasteful. SO SAYS THE DAVIDOFF DRUNK
Why is your life a fuckup OP?
Are you really addicted to alcohol or just drink a lot?
Rather than journey further down the spiral you should consider trying to fix things. You're only young and won't have done irreparable damage to your body yet.
Why can't you get with the girl of your dreams?
Well, at least you had pussy, now imagine how an 22 yoear old virgin feels. You cant? I knew it.
I'm 25 smoking billies in the shed at 8:20am thinking how shit life is. Gona see how long I can go today without Facebook
Hope my uncle doesn't come around, his a cop and I'm living at my grandmas
My mum is handicapped and j d t live with her and i dont know my father. Apparently r raped her and that's how I was born
>Ok, if seh's not underage, she looks underage (below 17), and that still counts as distasteful. SO SAYS THE DAVIDOFF DRUNK
gobacktoredditfaggot
but first do you approve of this little five foot 90 pound whore i used to use and abuse?
Well, you are the first to ask so you deserve the anwsers. First of all, she's already with a guy, who meets her beauty standards (tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, short hair). NO, SHE'S NOT A NAZI. While I am blonde, short, blue eyes, SHORT, LONG HAIR. We get togerther very well, but it can't be nay more, she gives me that feel
Well, not really.
How? How the fuck can I take advantage of being good looking for becoming a responsible and serious adult? Fuck that I'd give up having girls staring at me and saying stupid bullshit just to get me to give attention to them for a more focused attitude ANY time. Also I'm a little drunk as well, cheers anonymous poster
I used to be the same way op, but then i discovered /b and learned there are so many other things to fap to, and that sadly anonymous is a meme.
I'm 32 married and have had lot's of sex and watched lots of porn.
It's not a myth.
Porn is a direct line to your dopamine receptors and it gives you exactly what you want when you want it. I have experimented multiple times with abstaining from porn and every time it's increased my ease of arrousal and how fast I cum during sex.
Try jerking off to some porn now, then in an hour come back and try again. Chances are you're going to need some harder shit to get off the second time and even worse if you go a third time. This is why people who get addicted to porn get into some weird shit. They can't get off to basic solo or P-in-V sex any more.
Now abstain from even looking at a naked woman for a week (you would have to stop coming to Sup Forums) and see what happens.
>Well, not really
son i'll have you know that you're a supreme faggot and possibly a nigger
I had a great social life and made good money until about 27. Shithole the wall unexpectedly and I didn't handle it well now I'm an alcohol living at my brother's place who told me yesterday he is close to kicking me out because I got stupid drunk last night and spilled spaghetti sauce all over his expensive new couch.
constantly sit around isolating myself from people that pretend to care. im just bored of everything Im so used to the despondent feeling that poisons my brain every morning.
just living by the latin saying "anima vesta" evil is my soul because i just hurt everyone.
i gave up trying a while ago...just helps sometimes knowing there some dudes like me
DAVIDOFF DRUNK IS OUT iCant +type anymore, so see you tomorrow /b. Whoever gives a flying fuck about thisd threasd, join me tomorrow, I am off work and can update my wandreing about amy town on /b live
Ahah I laugh at you! I stopped watching porn so long ago I don't even remember the last time I typed something sexual in my browser. Every time before going to bed I have a plethora of various sexual scenarios I have built over the years I can chose from, each one of them depicts my most deep and absurd fetishes no video or picture or story could ever come close to. You're a slave to somebody elses imagination and I feel nothing but sadness for your pathetic life.
Thanks for the answer.
Sounds like you still get to spend some time with her as a friend. That's fine but I suggest you put your feelings for her aside while she's taken. I could suggest Sup Forumsro ideas like breaking them up or competing with him but really it's not how real life works.
If she's a friend to you then use that to your advantage. Being comfortable talking to hot girls is a skill every man should know. If you can talk to her you can talk to any girl.
Start looking elsewhere.
Cut back on the booze. Chances are you're drinking more and more each time. It will never get better if you don't stop it. I would put money on you not being destroyed by it yet at only age 22.
I think being a virgin is a condition that needs to be cured, I had your problems too. I fixed it by bettering myself and then putting my feelings aside and looked for someone else.
I lost weight, got fit.
Started getting myself out there. I went to bars/clubs but it wasn't my scene. I'm not a dudebro and I refuse to pretend.
Once I got myself in a place I was happy with myself I started looking online for a partner. Girls will be attracted to someone who has their shit together and can talk to girls comfortably.
stop being a reflective faggot and get some pussy
its not hard, eiter go out partying or hire an escort
dont be a faggot, improve your life, live for today
imagine the improbable odds that your alive and do what you feel or want
You realise I wasn't describing myself but someone who is addicted to porn right?
Good for you for not using porn.
I only use it a once or twice a week now when the missus is tired/not around. Now day's I have VR porn which allows me to "sleep with other women" without actually cheating. It's nice for some variety when you've been with the same woman for 10 years.
Thank you, you are copmpletelly right, and I have already figured it out, that she can be oly a friend. I don't have any negative body imaging, I am average ( not buff, not fat, average) and I know how to talk to women without getting attached at the first glance, but it is still difficult letting go of my past, and not just her but all other
> Be me
> Betafag, lonely no real friends, browse Reddit all day
> Interesting, though provoking thread relating to chemistry goes on between me and another person (I love chemistry)
> PM them, say we should talk over Skype
> They didn't want to voice call because they aren't too good at speaking English (they are from Denmark) so we end up texting instead
> Send me selfies, turns out they are a girl
> I love this girl, she is quirky and amazing
> Makes me feel like I have a place in society and am actually motivated to make my life better
> Start going working out, start reading more, and start eating healthier
> Actually start saving up money, planning to travel to Denmark (I am in US)
> We talk hours almost every day
> This goes on for almost a year
> Then all of a sudden, our conversations start to grow stagnant and forced
> She tells me she has had a boyfriend and is getting married
> I tell her I'm happy for her but I am not
> Cry for days
> Try to message her after a couple weeks, no response
> mfw
oldfag communicating
porn=variety
my 'missus' doesnt like me watching porn, but without it...who knows what would happen?
Are you a jock popular faggot or just dumb? Going out to a club or bar ALONE is like a death sentence to anyone, you look like a total loser if you come alone.
The thing is, not one of my friends has the time to take away from their schedule to go with me to the bar, so that is out of the question
Sleep well young prince
trips faggot
if this is true you are a cuck
any young'uns reading this...DO NOT BE A FUCKING LONG DISTANCE CUCK. DO NOT LET WOMEN WALK ALL OVER YOU.
MEN ARE THE SUPERIOR SEX, GO OUT AND TELL THEM WOMENS THAT
Girlfriend left me, can't pay my fee for university, mother got leukaemia again, army won't let me re-enlist since I am under meds right now. Friends are gone for vacation and Sup Forums keeps me company.
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Kek
>tell me your stories, the sadder, the more welcome
i recently peed on myself out of fear. while sober. i turn 28 in october.
I've been to bars and clubs alone. Don't be a social retard. Make friends, talk to strangers, ask questions.
If you huddle in the corner alone then you won't get anywhere.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, homosexual.