Why did he always order it "tea, earle grey, hot"?

Why did he always order it "tea, earle grey, hot"?

Does anyone drink earle grey cold? If so this has to be rare, and the computer would reasonably assume he wants it hot.

Hot dinner

There you go

earl grey is some bomb ass iced tea but I wouldn't expect some bald literal english faggot to know that at all.

reminder that the only thing Dukat did wrong was not finishing off the Bajorans while he had the chance.

Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!

Picard was french lad

he is unironically French

clearly in the Star Trek universe, France simply surrendered themselves to British education for that pronunciation.

>If so this has to be rare, and the computer would reasonably assume he wants it hot.
There's probably different degrees of hot and cold you can customize on the replicator. Picard's idea of hot is probably different from Worf's.

RLM JOKES
NICE AND HOT

Gundam Unicorn: The After Years

Coffee! black hot!.... Did Janeway say that?

Fire Mr. Worf!

Why did Janeway never specify a blend of Coffee, like is the default some fucking gross ass diner blend or something, like the shit you get at mcdonalds when you order coffee

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I thought Mcdonalds ironically had excellent tea?

*coffee

Milk!! ice cold

>1 cup of Deanna Troi's urine, warm.

Was Dukat space Hitler?

Dukat's major character flaw (flaw?) is that he wanted to be loved. He wanted to be loved intensely by pretty much everyone. He wanted the Bajorans to love him. He loved his daughter and he wanted her to love him too, despite their differences.

It's what makes him the best character in the show.

The Romulan ship has sustained heavy damage!

No, because there was no war and no genocide

Thats what Dukat did wrong

Replicator is a piece of shit which needs everyone to be overly specific.

He was space trump, and he made out with space hilary on screen.

Presumably he likes his tea hotter than the default temperature setting.

Sokath, his eyes uncovered

>No, because there was no war and no genocide

Beam the surviving females aboard to my quarters, Mr. Worf!

>bajoran genocide

no such thing

>it's a picard travels in time and fucks his academy crush episode

I always headcanoned it as him having attended an English boarding school before going to the Academy.

Dukat was never so high-ranking as to be a Hitler during the Occupation of Bajor. He was more like the American military governors in the Philippines in the early 1900s, or someone else of similar consequence in the imperialist era.

I bet you think Starfleet deliberately sent Voyager on a secret mission to the Delta Quadrant as well.

No, because that's just conspiracy nonsense.

But there's literally no proof that there was a "bajoran genocide".

The only man who actually did nothing wrong.

Rape Squad, meet me in the transporter room.

Reporting in! Are we beaming down to the planet of children?

No he was space Hilary.

Was it ever explained why they made Picard french? After getting Stewart to play the role it wouldn't have been hard to make him English without any issues.

i want this crazy chick now

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>I always headcanoned it as him having attended an English boarding school before going to the Academy.
His whole family sounded British though, and none of them were in Starfleet

>Fully functional

Can't say as I blame you.

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

In the future, English culture has taken over most of western Europe.

is this an Australian thread?

Wow, she even got the balance of doughyness/smugness right.

Fate worse than death.

>claims to be omniscient
>claims that humanity may one day surpass the Q
>actively tries to bring this about

What?

How the FUCK does this make any sense?

If the Q can't do it, why would humanity - who are EONS behind them - have a chance?

could picard possibly have been referring to anything other than tea? he could simply have asked for earl grey. the computer should have been able to deduce that he wanted the well known tea variety and that he wanted it hot.

TRY AND STOP US

I think the idea is that the Q aren't curious like humans are.

Watching Deep Space 9 for the fourth time now, fuck the Bajorans.

There are literally and unironically no more unlikeable "good guys" in Star Trek than Bajorans. Cardassians DINDU NUFFIN

Same reason Riker always goes "Red Alert, shields up!" even though Red Alert means that the shields go up.

>watch Babylon 5
>the Narn are actually the good guys
>the Centauri are actually the bad guys
>watch Deep Space Nine
>the Cardassians are actually the good guys
>the Bajorans are actually the bad guys
It's not plagiarism but it sure is p o e t r y .

>goodies and baddies

you didn't understand either show at all

Captain I am sensing.....shitposting

I believe they are attempting to be humorous

This is my board! My thread! And you're here without an invitation.

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Computer, give me a waifu

That part was really offputting to me.

Milk! Chocolate!

>I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and physically.

Nope.

Commander, keep your reproductive organs private.

>VAMOOSE YEH LITTLE VARMINT