ITT: Describe the unluckiest thing that has happened to you.
>be me >12 >found his .22 airgun >found some .22 Slugs >taking target practice outside >shoot a bottle >need to get smaller >hang up a rubber M&M container off a tree >shoot it twice through >third shot it rebounds off the rubber and shoots me in the stomach >go into panic >starting to hurt >go into shock (Being 12 and never even being in a fight, this hurt me) >wake up in hospital >doctors keep thinking I attempted suicide for some reason >tell them that a rubber M&M container did this to me >laughing.mp3 >go home >hide in my room in shame because I went into shock because of a M&M container.
Carson Sanchez
My gay HIV positive put his dick in my ass when I was 6 years old.
Isaiah Baker
uncle*
Robert Phillips
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Joshua Morris
>be me >hit by car >die
Christian Cooper
100% serious. though i didn't contract hiv from it. but he did butt rape me.
Angel Jackson
>be me >14 >playingtf2.jpg >pc crashes >wont boot >fuck me >leave desk and look for something to do >imfuckinghorny.gif >thinking of fapping away >no ones home but my sister >shes 10 >fuck it ill lock my room >sounds like a good idea >try to sneak past her room where shes watching Ed Edd n Eddy >accidentally slip on banana peel >fly into her room and land on top of her >laughinghysterically.jpg >can't believe this happened >get up, explain myself and try to leave >slip on another banana peel >my shorts fall off midair >land inside my sisters tight pussy >accidentally pound away >hear the door open >parents are back >dad comes into my sisters room >slips on a shopping bag, belt unbuckles, pants fall and lands in my tight asshole >kek.gif >mom follows him >trips on dads shoes and lands on my sisters face completely nude >mfw accidental family orgy
Easton Sanchez
ill tell a long story anyone wanna hear it
Anthony Miller
>friend smashes car through tree >Totals his car >He comes out perfectly fine >My lower back has 2 compound fractures >Several rips in lower GI >Currently wear a ileostomy bag >Sucksdickbro.png
Oliver Wood
tell us
Angel Hill
i lul'd
Noah Allen
nice dubs, yes say story
Cameron Cooper
I actually did almost get run over yesterday! I was walking when some asshole pulls out of his driveway. His window is full of beach balls, umbrellas and shit and he decides to floor the gas pedal while he's in reverse. Guy sticks his head out the window and yells: Get off your damn phone! >Was not on my phone. >Speeds off and flips me off. >mfw
Michael Taylor
roll
Austin Sullivan
lurking bump
Evan Rogers
Yaaaaaz
Landon Moore
>be me >swimming for my life >many other fuckers trying to beat me >I win
Charles Cruz
I didn't believe you at first be the Ed Edd n Eddy really sold me on your story.
Matthew Nelson
Does anyone else watch parent trap when they are lonely? Also bump.