ITT: Describe the unluckiest thing that has happened to you

ITT: Describe the unluckiest thing that has happened to you.

>be me
>12
>found his .22 airgun
>found some .22 Slugs
>taking target practice outside
>shoot a bottle
>need to get smaller
>hang up a rubber M&M container off a tree
>shoot it twice through
>third shot it rebounds off the rubber and shoots me in the stomach
>go into panic
>starting to hurt
>go into shock (Being 12 and never even being in a fight, this hurt me)
>wake up in hospital
>doctors keep thinking I attempted suicide for some reason
>tell them that a rubber M&M container did this to me
>laughing.mp3
>go home
>hide in my room in shame because I went into shock because of a M&M container.

My gay HIV positive put his dick in my ass when I was 6 years old.

uncle*

...

>be me
>hit by car
>die

100% serious. though i didn't contract hiv from it. but he did butt rape me.

>be me
>14
>playingtf2.jpg
>pc crashes
>wont boot
>fuck me
>leave desk and look for something to do
>imfuckinghorny.gif
>thinking of fapping away
>no ones home but my sister
>shes 10
>fuck it ill lock my room
>sounds like a good idea
>try to sneak past her room where shes watching Ed Edd n Eddy
>accidentally slip on banana peel
>fly into her room and land on top of her
>laughinghysterically.jpg
>can't believe this happened
>get up, explain myself and try to leave
>slip on another banana peel
>my shorts fall off midair
>land inside my sisters tight pussy
>accidentally pound away
>hear the door open
>parents are back
>dad comes into my sisters room
>slips on a shopping bag, belt unbuckles, pants fall and lands in my tight asshole
>kek.gif
>mom follows him
>trips on dads shoes and lands on my sisters face completely nude
>mfw accidental family orgy

ill tell a long story anyone wanna hear it

>friend smashes car through tree
>Totals his car
>He comes out perfectly fine
>My lower back has 2 compound fractures
>Several rips in lower GI
>Currently wear a ileostomy bag
>Sucksdickbro.png

tell us

i lul'd

nice dubs, yes say story

I actually did almost get run over yesterday!
I was walking when some asshole pulls out of his driveway. His window is full of beach balls, umbrellas and shit and he decides to floor the gas pedal while he's in reverse.
Guy sticks his head out the window and yells: Get off your damn phone!
>Was not on my phone.
>Speeds off and flips me off.
>mfw

roll

lurking bump

Yaaaaaz

>be me
>swimming for my life
>many other fuckers trying to beat me
>I win

I didn't believe you at first be the Ed Edd n Eddy really sold me on your story.

Does anyone else watch parent trap when they are lonely? Also bump.

no you raging queer

Oh, but you've seen it, then.

oh yeah totally.

U gonna tell it or what?