No, not that left, your other left!

>no, not that left, your other left!

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>in English please?

>you can't fire me because I quit!

>you're reckless, dangerous and refuse to play by the book! But you're a damn fine cop

>we need to restart the computer
>aye doc in english please

>who said anything about a 'plan B'?

>What is that?
>I was hoping you could tell me.

>what's plan B?
>RUN!

>think of something, will you!? improvise!

>character goes off to prison
>don't drop the soap!

>How long will it take to get it?
>I built it

>keep the change

>I want 72 hours
>you have 36

>you filthy animal

>you're my favorite customer

>I don't pay you to think.

I'm liking these capeshit frogs

>I don't tip.

>I shall return

>*ends phonecall without wrapping it up or even saying goodbye at all*

OH HI user I DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS YOU

>when are we?
>not when, where?

>you can't be serious! they'll never make it back alive! you're sending them on a suicide mission!
>....and?

>It's like we're somekinda squad, a suicide squad

>Quick, act natural!

>do you know how to use one of these?

>what???
>...hes right behind me, isnt he?

>literally just fired him before he quit

>the readings are off the charts!

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To be fair, readings actually can be literally off the the charts, because measurement equipment is often designed to read or display data in a certain range - anything that goes beyond that range is "off the charts" (e.g. it reads 999.99 or the needle just hits the end of the scale). Just because it's at trope doesn't mean it's not valid.

>it's time for plan B
>what's plan B?
>RUN!

>how do you know so much about ?
>I created it.

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This post is off my fag-o-meter charts!

>Do you know how to fly this thing?
>No, do you?

>guess it's high time to learn how to fly!

I'm on disability because I can't tell my left from my right.

>I always wanted to drive one of these

>that's not my brother, that's my sister!

every fucking time

Just admit that you can't tell cheesy tropes that need to go from valid tropes that can be used if done well, and we're good.

>damnit he's the best we've got!

Name one movie.

you can't fire someone without the proper documentation.

>X is the next step of human evolution!

[ERROR]
you did it user you broke my fag-o-meter.

>come back, we need you... *I* need you!

>blow up that image

>you can't fire me!
>i just did

>Oh, and one more thing. Be careful with this baby, it's brand new!

haha

HI DOGGY

...

>answers phone
>"dont react but *guy we thought was innocent* is the killer"
>sound of a gun cocking as it's placed to the back of head

>yeah, well, maybe you don't know me as well as you thought you did
>I know you better than you know yourself

>that's meee

>Two guys menacingly approach one another while pointing their guns
>They suddenly hug it out

>I need 10 hours to hack into the mainframe
>you have 0.00006 picoseconds

>WE HAVE X MINUTES TILL IT BLOWS UP

>SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
>His name is Peter

>Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

>i'm the guy who invented these things

Eurotrip

Name two films

United 93, he says it in arabic

literally never happened

Dark knight rises
united 93

This thread is /r/eddit as fuck.

sup reddit

get me in the r/Sup Forums screencap, reddit! xD

include me in the screencap!

15 minutes into a mystery movie...
>just forget about it, get some sleep

>hes the second best
>whos the best one?
>.....i am

me on the left reddit

> i think he's gonna be....

>*beat*

>... alright

Oops, I forgot you hyperlink you all to

>Character dose alcohol, weed and LSD
>Gets shitfaced
>Perfectly fine 10 minutes later

All moi

>wait then who's flying the pla-

dumb frogposter

>mfw i dont know how to green text because my history is weird enough

Name me 3 Kubrick, 2 Refn, 1 Stallone movie that happens.

Hey, who turned out the lights.

What did he mean by this?

hey, I posted this first last year

>MC takes off watch, car keys, earrings, jewelry and pools it onto the poker table
>"all in."

>only the protag and one guy remain
>guy shows second best hand and starts reaching for the money
>"not so fast"
>protag has the best hand

>tfw actually did that once in a game with some friends

i cheated though

NCIS

its like these topics were made just to quote the Emperors New Groove or something

you scoundrel

AS PER USUAL, NAME 23 KINOS WHERE THIS HAPPENS, INCLUDE A TIMESTAMM, AND THEN WE'LL TALK.

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name 2 threads where that happend

>two rights make a left, but two wrongs don't make a right

>firing someone without submitting the proper paperwork before you let him know that he's been terminated

>it's not impossible, it's necessary

>asian couple walks in with a white baby
>two wongs dont make a wright

dumbass.

>Okay, okay... I'm done...
>Also I...
>You FARTS