Welcome to the Sup Forumsar. What'll ya have?

Welcome to the Sup Forumsar. What'll ya have?

Op drinking rum and cokes this evening.

General drinking/drunk thread

I'll have a whiskey sour on the rocks.

>trips
barkeep checks out

something non alcoholic, i was born with a fucked liver

NYPA, newfag.

Irish car bomb, my good man

long island

gimme other ron con cola pls
and tell me why are you such a fucking loser

Malt liquor HIGH GRAVITY

served in a gay martini glass or whatever.

also do you have cocktail onions ?

throw them at my fucked liver friend over there

I WOULD LIKE ONE BEER WITH A SIDE OF FRIES PLEASE.

MIXED NOT SHAKED MA DUDE

Cheapest vodka bottle you've got and don't even bother giving me a glass. Gf's kid broke her legs while riding her bike, the cunt that rammed her tried driving away, but another fuckin' car actually drove infront of the fucker and made sure that the cunt doesn't get away. Anyone know someone who'd be willing to go to a Latvian jail to shank the fucker?
>Ex-military here
>Best friend died while we both were deployed
>His wife had a daughter
>I'm now dating my late best friends wife and taking care of his daughter to make sure she's not a slut

Rum n Pepsi here pls

Goes with my kratom/xanax/hydrocodone cocktail.

Tom Collins please.

... yes I am old-fuck.

A virgin ice water coming up

>throw them at my fucked liver friend over there

Top fucking kek user holy shit


One bottle of rubbing alcohol coming right up

I'd like a Perelandra.
Muddle a nickle sized piece of ginger, an eighth of a lime, and a small bunch of cilantro really well. Add to a shaker with ice, a shot of simple syrup, and two shots of gin. Shake, and strain into a martini glass.

If you can't do that, I'll take a negroni.

macallan 16 neat

Give me a Singapore Sling and keep them coming.

A classic, nothing better than rubbing alcohol to take away the pain... christ I hope the kid survives...she's in the hospital right now, I can barely stand the sight of that...

I'll have a fair trade expresso and a small glass of ice cold water 'can you point me to the vape room'

Top shelf long island is probably my favorite other than a solid cooled scotch.

That sounds delishious. I would drink those. I can also get a negroni too.

Good taste user

Yeah man your isopropyl is on the house. I hope it all works out for you man.

Get the fuck out of here you worthless piece of shit...

Perelandras are the shit. Some people think they're too spicy.

I present: the Malacandra.
Muddle a sprig of rosemary and 4-5 blueberries with an eighth of a lime. Shake with ice, a shot of simple syrup, and two shots of gin. Strain into a martini glass.

I really enjoy making bizarre gin drinks, basically. Make sure you use decent gin, though. Hendrick's is good, so is Martin Miller's.

That's perisicution sir 'maybe you should re think your views.
'is the manager here....... I'll write the worst review you can imagine have you shut down.
' vapes in vegan '

Motherfucker I'm not the bartender, I'm the fucker that will bash your fucking skull in if you keep vaping near me, the fucker that rammed the kid I'm raising to honor my best friend vaped while doing it...

Sinners! Sinners! The lot of you! God is judging us! He sees you corrupting your bodies with the demon juice. You make God cry!

I would like to get drunk with you. Spicy is good because it confuses your brain into thibking the burn of the alcohol is the spicy ingredients.

You can vape outside on the pavillion.

You've probably had enough rubbing alcohol user. Water for now.

Lol fuck god. No preaching in my bar, I'll bash you with a fucking bottle of good scotch

Here take a pew brother 'vape fills the' room.
I'm heading to the farmers market but first I'm going to liberate some ducks on the pond that have been forcefully tagged in the legs.
'vapes' vape vape' strokesbeard while pondering why most people are below my intelligence.

Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse
Nice trips

If you were making drinks, I would also get drunk with you. The only issue with these things is how much effort they are to make. Which is why I usually pay someone else to do it for me.

Sorry man, I'm a 'little' bit stressed. Been either working or going to visit my little princess in the hospital, both legs, right arm are broken, suprisingly her back isn't broken. Hell, she had beautiful white teeth, now she"s missing a chunk of them. But hey, it's your bar, so water it is then

Checked

Also I'll have Pepsi and top shelf vodka.