I'm planning to fuck my sister while on vacation

I'm planning to fuck my sister while on vacation.

ok... Got any pics of her?

fuck you want me to do about it? Do it then comeback woth greentext

Use lube

We're gonna need more info op

The background.
I have a vacation coming up with sis and dad.
Im getting 3 days alone with sis in hotel room.

How do I go about doing this? I have a few ideas of my own but i'm open to any other suggestions.

>hey sis yall wana fuuck hyuk hyuk hyuk.

this should do the trick is shes as degenerate while trash as you are.

We have two options for putting things up her ass;

We can inject your balls wilth microscopic surveyors that activate upon semen coming into contact with her fecal matter, deep in the ass itself;

Or, we can abduct her 30 seconds before you ejaculate on her naked, sweaty ass.

My 1st plan:
>Dad at work
>Sis and I go to pool to swim
>return to hotel room
> sis wants to take a shower
>let her get in and turn on water
>ask if i can join her in the shower

>planning

More like jerking off over a highly improbable scenario that if was a success would warp your soul.

Post pics

guilt will eat you

I wanna do the same to my niece

Make sis uncomfortable
Tells dad
Dad beats the shit out of you
Sis spends rest of the time with him.

Second plan:
>Dad at work
>sis and I alone in hotel room watching tv
>I buy some beer and offer her some
>get her tipsy
>or drunk
>convince her to have sex/fool around

not really. Fucking your sister doesn't necessarily imply rape, not even coercion if you have a good relationship and start in puberty.

I have no pic of my sister
i would be jeopardizing my relationship with my whole family.
another concern thats on my mind

Those suck ass. The key is back handed compliments that subtly target her insecurities, without being overly harsh. The key is to continually reward the aspect of her personality that is eager to please and after the first time condition her rebellious aspect to align itself with you against the environment.

in the past, when my sister and I were very little. Like 11 I convinced her to get naked and let me take pictures, I believe this was the first manifestation of my incest fetish, I sometimes wonder if it left the same impression on my sister

Knock her unconscious and fuck her hard then dump her body from a balcony then say that the stupid whore slipped

Quads

I dont think that method would be very useful, knowing my sister. Thanks for the suggestion though!

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Incest isn't a big deal, is it? Ask Jesus

there was incest in the bible. no one was punished for it

I also know that my sister sees me as a role model of sorts, she's also admitted to me that she thinks i'm attractive.

Plan #3?
>wait for sis to go to tpool
>stay in hotel room until she returns
> let her walk in on me masturbating
>convince her to help

For science.

Unless she's a massive outlier in the normal distribution of female personality traits it's going to work. Make her take a big5 test at any university site under a pretense and unless she scores below the 25th percentile in agreeableness and neuroticism it is going to work.

If anecdotal evidence is more along your alley consider the hypothesis extensively verified by yours truly.

Only the second part is specific to sexual relationships which are commonly considered immoral.

OP do you really think the world works like it does in porn? She'll think you're weird. You'll lose control and probably rape her. You will go to prison. Your family will never speak to you again.

sister: why don't you have a girlfriend?
op: because i'm ugly
sister: aww you're not ugly
op: omfg my sister wants me so bad

let me guess op she touches you, right? she gives you hugs? oh yeah she DEFINITELY wants you bro

jk you're a sexually frustrated virgin

More info:
>be me 22
>sister 19
>sister is kinda short, smallish boobs, nice ass
>she has a bf

This nigga had cp of his sister

Get help faggot

i wont rape her
they were polaroid photos my parents took found them the next day and gave us a talking to.

You been reading too much jap porn. That shits not going to work and your sis is going to think you're a freak for the rest of your life. Don't do it dude.

This. I wouldnt try it. Probably not gonna work, lol. However If you do end up doing it, post results w/ greentext tho

maybe I have been, but can one pass up a seemingly perfect chance to fulfill a sexual fetish?

do not

of course a follow up thread to this will be required, if Im successful ill be sure to document the detail, and if im super lucky post pics.

Supercat

this is so not gonna turn out good

MOAR

Yes.

This.

Take your pick up artist faggotry outta here, op this stupid shit is talking out his ass.

Look if you wanna fuck your sister, just fucking talk to her. If she has given you any hits or flirtacious hints, if she hasent youre just gunna make shit weird between you and her.

If she is in cool, if not your ass is fucked.

This shit stays for long today

bamp

Why you posting cp bro?

U sir are a freak of nature.bite the barrel clear out that poison

50/50 chance m8
we dont care what you do if you come back
>GreenText
that shit

I'm sure it's less to do with rape with, say I dunnu, fucking your own sister?

Good for you, I tried a bunch of times back in the day but never managed.

Good luck nigger.

Why would that lead to guilt if she consents? I don't feel any guilt at all. Maybe you are the type who experiences post-coital crying fits because he's overcome with a crushing sense of self worthlessness?

I would feel guilty over committing an act of complete disgust. Fucking your sibling would be fucking degenerate.

>I feel guilty for fucking a girl

faggot.

Kind of related. Finally fucked my wife's older sister (35) last week. She'd been showing off her body to me for years. She and my wife would walk around naked in front of me. I had to pretend it was no big deal, but I'd developed the hugest boner for her. Pic is of her sleeping with door open.

more OP

Your wife ok with it?

Fuck no. She wasn't home.

sounds like you think porn logic works irl

>Trying to reason with Sup Forums
Don't do it dude.

when is the vacation

soon

i came

As would I. Like sucking off a horse. On second thought, it's not really relevant what the dick is attached to that's just not my thing. Fucking my sister isn't so much disgusting as it is insanely fucking hot. She's a seven on a good day but she's my sister and it helps that she's kinky af.

I don't see what's degenerate about that. Fucking the mongoloid son we have, now that would be degenerate.

You lying sack of shit

no shit sherlock. I don't live in Bumblefuck, USA. We have affordable birth control here.

What if it's your dad that walks in? Seeing as what a fag you are you'd probably ask him for help too

Okay, why do you think we care?

Aka
>Hoping my sister will fuck me

Don't you retard, there are believe it or not thousands of women willing to sleep with you.

What?

Because half of us want to fuck our own sisters

This user. There may be tens of women that want you

go for it, I fuck my younger sister regularly.
when I fuck my gf, usually after I cum, I just want to be left alone and go soft.
with my sister I stay hard and keep going using the cum as lube and we cuddle after. I really love her tho and she knows this.

>but can one pass up a seemingly perfect chance to fulfill a sexual fetish?
That's like saying
>how can I resist raping my dog it makes me so hard????

OP you're a fucking retard and you need help

pics of your sister?

>I'm planning to fuck my sister
9/10 women are repulsed by the idea of incest, what makes you think that your sister is one of the 10% who likes it?

maybe he's got 4 sisters and likes his odds