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Sexy Aussies edition.
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>welsh accent

howling

>not measuring everything in astronomical units
HOWLING

How do I capture a qt German gf with a thick English accent

grime, you dont belong round here

>german accent
yodeling

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is this gaelic? understood about 6 words

somebody talk that old grannie talking shit about yanks

>any accent not from south east england
MEWLING

*post

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_Dowling

Bridget Hitler

crazy how facebook live stays up despite broadcasting murder, suicide and torture.

Fuck you OP, last thread isn't at bump limit.

When a new Star Wars (or anything Disney) comes out, the board is just flooded. There needs to be a campaign to boycott any product caught shilling on Sup Forums.

They should also be exposed as advertising on Sup Forums while using offensive language. I see shills using all kinds of nasty language to fit in. If it could be widely publicised that this is how the Disney Corporation is presenting itself, they might fuck off from Sup Forums for good.

We also need to hold the mods accountable somehow. They allow the board to become 70% Star Wars threads, yet they aren't asleep because they're banning other shit.

I just attack the shills directly. Make them feel bad in their threads for being disgusting shills. Hilarious when they pretend there's no such thing.

>hes not from the south west

Are you sure they're not just autisticly enthusiastic about Star Wars?
There's a lot of those people.

Have you considered people actually like shitposting about popular movies?
There isn't anything else really good being made so naturally people will talk about eye candy mediocrity.

>Teachers are being encouraged to develop “feminist collectives” at schools to counter “everyday sexism”, as part of a Victorian government-backed bid to tackle domestic violence through the schoolyard.

>Fightback, a feminist-based teaching guide that paints a grim “white, male privilege” picture of gender inequality in Australia, is promoted within the Victorian government’s $21 million Respectful Relationships project that has been rolled out to more than 120 schools across the state, with hundreds more to follow.
ah yes, victoria

i don't understand why they shill Sup Forums so hard and i see a lot of product shilling on other boards like Sup Forums and /vg/. Sup Forums users aren't retards so it doesn't work well. you'd think they'd fuck off to somewhere else where people are more susceptible to it(like reddit)

>Sup Forums users aren't retards so it doesn't work well
it work with president fart

could it be that star wars is just pretty much the most poplar film franchise in the world, and Sup Forums has about 23 million users at any one time. Or are Disney, one of the largest, richest, most succesful companies in the world really paying people to come to Sup Forums and pretend to be degenerate neets on Sup Forums in order to cooerce an audience of people who will probably pirate the film at best if they do end up seeing it?

some people here are so fucking delusional. honestly

don't understand these rorkes complaining about gays on the bbc and that their children might see it
first of all, do you let your children watch anything on tv, that's the the main point
and second of all, they use faggot in school ever since they're like 6

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according to my nan and granddad it's pretty comfy. what do you think about it?

nah i'd reckon 90% of star wars posts across the internet are fake

I've been called a shill here so many times for explaining why i like a porduct haha

nobody shills excepts for fans of shows
i've posted a lot about some show i like everywhere because i was trying to find other people interested in it but nobody was

>Somerset
>Cornwall
>Devon

For the most part it's the most white part of the Isle

dude
most of the Sup Forums posts are autists demanding they want a straight while male in the lead

If that was the case, why would the mods leave them up? That board has more moderators than Sup Forums, yet there won't be 5 /brit/ threads up at once for more than an hour or two, and rightly so. There was literally 50-60 Star Wars threads on Sup Forums, a constant stream, for 12+ hours.

That kind of interest should warrant a sticky, and maybe half a dozen related threads, max. But the shills know that a sticky can, and would, be hidden. They need to shove it down people's throats. So they bought off the admins and have round the clock spamming.

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are there 5 star wars generals? or are there 5 threads about different things relating to star wars? use your noggin a bit la'

marketing doens't have to support a product. the objective is to keep it fresh in our minds which is exactly what disney is doing by spamming every major website with star wars bullshit around the clock on a daily basis for months and years

Just did a really big, wet, smelly poo in the dunny. I made sure to scoop him out of the bowl, he'll make a fine American one day.

do you think jannies and mods are not constantly brigaded with reports, most of which are meaningless and when they do get time for something else, they're already tired of deleting another legitimate thread

>23 years old

JUST

excellent post

>Star Wars
Shan't

if marketing has any (conscious) effect on you, you shouldn't even be here

excellent post

I don't browse Sup Forums and you may well be correct, I just feel as if autists and shitty mods are a more realistic explanation.

thailad is omniscient. (knowing all things)

thailad is omnipresent. (being everywhere)

thailad is omnipotent. (all powerful)

thailad is omnific. (creating all things)

thailad is perfection.

thailad is vigilant. thailad is holy. thailad is sinless. thailad is sanctified. thailad is all powerful. thailad is multiple. thailad is multi-lingual. thailad is multi-national. thailad is multi-faceted. thailad is triune.

thailad is love. thailad is compassionate. thailad is patient. thailad is trusting. thailad is honourable. thailad is righteous. thailad is giving. thailad is generous. thailad is gracious. thailad is benevolent

thailad is understanding. thailad is fair. thailad is just. thailad is merciful. thailad is unceasing. thailad is tenacious. thailad is never-ending. thailad is healing.

thailad is commanding. thailad is long-suffering. thailad is tolerant. thailad is rational. thailad is forgiving. thailad is giving. thailad is unconditional. thailad is team-teaching. thailad is timely. thailad is obedient. thailad is serving.

thailad is demanding. thailad is a perfectionist. thailad is jealous. thailad is hating (hating sin). thailad is punishing. thailad is judgemental. thailad is war-like. thailad is vindictive.

These are all descriptive of your thailad and my thailad, the one true thailad. They in our simple human ways describe thailad and identify Him for everyone.

The one I like the best though, is the one thailad Himself tells to Doctor of Rape as Doctor of Rape stands talking with thailad on the mountain.

thailad says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the thailad of /brit/ "I AM sent you."

i make threads on Sup Forums about debra from everybody loves raymond
what was her fucking problem anyway
too bored being a rich housewife?

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excellent post

I miss the old thailad, straight from the soul thailad
Exposing (You) thailad, sexy and cool thailad
I hate the new thailad, the frank and rude thailad
The always nude thailad, the rich in truth thailad
I miss the sweet thailad, the Wall Street thailad
I gotta say, sometimes I like to mistreat thailad
See I repent to thailad, not just any thailad's
And now I look and look around and there's so many thailad's
I used to love thailad, I used to love thailad
I even posted truth bombs, I thought I was thailad
What if thailad made a thread, about thailad?
Called "I miss the old thailad", man that would be so thailad
That's all it was thailad, we still love thailad
And I love you like thailad loves thailad

You don't think discussion about Chewbacca and discussion about Han Solo belong in the same thread? We should make a new thread for every single question and comment that comes into our heads?

I refuse to believe that the people making star wars threads are too stupid to figure out how to use Sup Forums after the catalog has been explained to them 10 times.

It's almost free advertising, they just have to pay the "social media" company that organises the shills. And it's even more effective than paid advertising, because it presents itself as an unbiased recommendation from a site in the category ad men refer to as "tastemaker." Why wouldn't they do this?

*makes an unfunny post*

is thailad still fucking children?

i'm not memeing he literally lives in thailand for underage sex tourism.

i didn't say it does. i don't care about star wars and in fact i'm boycotting it because of all the blatant shilling.

190turd and thailad are in some online nonce assisting ring

yes

bit of a ponger for fern

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what does "420 blaze it" mean?

i got a job

Sensational, you've really tapped into something here.

>try to arrange meeting
>partner: "how about Wednesday?"
>me: "Alright, Wednesday it is"
>partner: "sorry I can't do Wednesday"

fuck off nonce

this is a pedo free zone

move along

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Haven't wanked or looked at pornographic material in over 5 days.

shut the fuck up thailad

You are literally the worst poster on /brit/. Worse than autismo yank worse than 190kg, worse than that trap spammer. You contribute nothing of value apart from samefagging your own retarded shitty life, making it seem as if this board is obsessed with you but literally no one gives a fuck.

You havea shit lifestyle, a shit physique, a shit taste in music and a shit personality. And don't even get me started on that superiority complex. Why you even post here is beyond me - it seems nothing more than an extended exercise in masochism, to be honest.

So seriously thailad, unless you have anything important, anything noteworthy, anything of even less value than that IT job kindly do us all a favour and don't speak.

lost my job

Just landed a new job in Australia lads.

One look at the board and they'd see the problem. It's not exactly subtle.

Then there's the shills that got fired for not meeting a quota and blew the whistle on the whole operation. I've seen this happen a bunch of times. A guy makes a thread saying he was paid to covertly shill Mad Max: Fury Road and other movies in Sup Forums, but they fired him, so now he's exposing them. And of course that thread then gets raided by dozens of users claiming shilling doesn't exist. When I tell them they're being too obvious, that fa/tv/irgins don't care enough about the subject to attack a thread like this, they all simultaneously fall silent. They have no idea how to fit in on Sup Forums half the time, and their excuses or denials are sometimes so transparent they might as well be posting a screencap of their wage slip.

communism

choon
might be some gay shit but it aint english ahah
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quit my job after 3 months of the normies saying bad things about programmers and once when one of them didn't think i was in the office and said shit about me, like i didn't talk enough
i was just shy, always tried to be nice
fuck them if a 50 year old man doesn't have the manners to be decent

had a fun /brit/ session earlier today but don't really feel like it now

d-do more poems..

what happened

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havent slept in 48 hours

going to sleep in 1 hour and 20 minutes

The future of the white race
Accept it or fuck off gramps

i'm a white rasheed, published author in some compsci conferences and somebody asked my bf if i speak english

Because the risk vs reward is horribly outside of their favour. The risk being their reputation, the reward being basically nothing. Star Wars sells itself. Sure they pay a social media team to run their facebook, twitter, do they pay them to come and shitpost on Sup Forums wth 100 threads, and the mods are in on it too?

so from Disney, to Sup Forums you have people from Disney paying a whole team of social media management to recruit people to shill star wars. Probably more than 100's of people involved and at least two organizations, and yet nothing has ever been leaked about it?

If that is the case and nothing has leaked, it's sheer luck. why would DISNEY, take this risk to sell more tickets for STAR WARS

you are delusionalas fuck you spend way too much time here m80

just go on /mämmi/ if I need new mong pepe's

buncha wronguns over there

sexiest woman alive

just made a pepe to show how i feel about this general

>falling for the heterosexuality jew

how do I get legacy captcha? what do I clicc?

Good day sir, my name is Thailad

I’m a 27 year old nonce (that's pedophile for you Big Strong Americans). I watch cheese pizza every day, and spend my days perfecting my tor techniques and reviewing pizza from superior dark net sites.

I train with my copy of the UKIP manifesto, this superior piece of literature can disprove the fallacy of the EU and, coupled with my IQ of 250, means that continentals cannot keep up with me in intellectual debate. I earned my fedora two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I shitpost fluently, both /brit/ and the Sup Forums dialect, and I memewell as well. I know everything about IT and their virginity code, which I follow 100%

When I get my visa, I am moving to Thailand to attend a prestigious underground nonce club, to learn more about their magnificent tradition of diddling third world children.

I own traditional thai clothes, which I virgin walk in around town around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thailand, so I can fit in easier. I shitpost Australians and curries, and say “desu” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond desu.

Wish me luck in Thailan

just bee yourself

clicc my dicc

only cool kids get to use it
sorry gaybo

just made a pepe to show how i feel about this general

you are not well

would love to give you a fucking hiding

gonna keep making more pepes dare me

GOOD post

The absolute STATE of cagecucks

>a fucking hiding
>a fucking
i'm okay with the first part

very high quality posts

bellgem u truly are my greatest ally

>I train with my copy of the UKIP manifesto, this superior piece of literature can disprove the fallacy of the EU and, coupled with my IQ of 250, means that continentals cannot keep up with me in intellectual debate.

all kazakhs should be killed

still watching the 100
i dont know whats going on

threw a three day old half full mcdonalds strawberry milkshake in a cyclists face at some lights once. went all over him

bloody hell no-one told me bennies were so much work to get
how is it even possible to be looking for work 35 hours a week, you can only refresh reed and indeed so many times

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