Just woke up and my dick appears missing

Just woke up and my dick appears missing
Wat do Sup Forums?

op stop bothering us about your small dick

Did you check your butt? If I know OP dicks tend to show in their butts.

Check for tits and date n timestamp them with pic

come sit on my face

Look in here

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Not even your picture OP, you can't fool me.

Fucking spread em.

Put fingers in hole to search for it. Post results

Think "Finally!", and go find some cocks to suck.

Well... That's what I'd do.

Is it above your bootyhole? Check above your bootyhole.

Wake up with pussy insted of dick?
Masturbate all day long

How the fuck can something APPEAR missing?
>If it appears, it ain't missing.
>If it's missing, it don't fucking appear.

>that fly

this is an intoxicating image.

Open it up and zoom in on clit. Post. Also find a rich man. Fuck rest of life.

This

You either will have your dick back just as it was gonne and have to enjoy it while it lasts, or it's gone forever and you got to learn about your new hardware, the sooner the better

Did you try deleting system 32?

Some memes just never get updated.

Did you check the medicine cabinet? I've heard people sometimes leave it there when they get drunk. Hopefully someone's not selling it with a bunch of junk out on the street....

interesting, well you should move in with me and become my fuck toy

That is very odd. Mine disappeared a few months ago. Just drink some whiskey and it should come back. If worse comes to worse just tape a dildos where the dick would be. Worked for me.

Find some rich guy to marry and live life in easy mode. Then get fat.

try holding a sugar cube in front of where it used to be, dicks love sugarcubes and it will surely emerge from its lair

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thats what happen when u dont time stamp pics

>Just woke up and my dick appears missing
I wonder which femanon has it?

It's called GUIDED EVOLUTION, user.
It's proven science.'
God decided you weren't fit to reproduce.
Just fucking move on with your life and forget about it.

congrats, u can now post nudes and win applauds

police/fbi can cum on a cry of yours, which can bring down a website

to gain power fuck someone in power and win $

being white femdom is the top tier of human pyramid on earth